Okay, for starters this series is hilarious, but I need to point out a mistake in the ditto episode. You stated that ditto cannot transform into inanimate objects. In Pokemon Channel, pokemon ask you questions that, if you answer them correctly, earn you nice cards. Ditto asks you what he transforms into while sleeping and the answer is a rock, an inanimate object.
No flames, I wouldn't have even posted if it wasn't #1. (of course if you had to flame, flame me for playing Pokemon Channel, not for posting a fact)