Wreck-It Bowser

[B!squick]

Song: Then hit the B button, like I don't give a ****.

Me: Then Fortress out of shield, like I just don't give a ****.
You: Then Fortress outta that shield, like I don't give a ****.
SHOULD be: Then Fortress out of shield, like I don't give a ****.
Or: Then UpB outta-that-shield, like I don't give a ****.

Also, I've just confirmed it's "... jumpin' up"


Hell, might as well do the whole thing:

You know a lot people be...
Thinkin' I'm a bad player...
This is not to get confused...
I main Bowser now...

Bowser is everything,
He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set before,
Now you're never gonna.
Clashes he sometimes wins,
Trade they might do that.
You need a new main an' any counter pick he's trash at.

Aerial is Klaw,
Press it while I'm jumping up.
Then UpB out of shield like I don't give a ****.
I know you wait for it,
But you're out of luck.
I can do the same thing every single time.

I say-Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best

Now Donkey Kong is mad.
DeDeDe is mad.
Mario is mad.
Ice climbers are mad.
I say Bowser's the best-

Know you got lots of options,
Bowser isn't really fair,
Try to air dodge to the ground Fortress be there-(YEAH!)

It be over there,
Fortress will be over there,
I will get you out of shield and Klaw you from the open air... Yeah.

And you don' even have to ask twice,
Minute on the clock an' I be willin' ta Bowser-cide your last life.
It's obvious that without 'im I'd be good, right?
But A2Z decided that Gee Dubs would easily win the fight.

Stocks tied, no percent.
Hopin' I'll approach I wont.
Open up a Fortress baby,
Bowser's gonna take it home.

Teammate's about to die-
I'm Bowser, to bad for them.
All my **** can be shielded,
Punishing mistakes is win.

'Cause I'm so patient and I wait for you.
Gimpy may have started it, but this is Brawl, noob... Yeah.

My design is so stupid,
My ****ty DSmash isn't even useless.

Bowser is everything,
He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set before,
Now you're never gonna.
Clashes he sometimes wins,
Trade they might do that.
You need a new main an' any counter pick he's trash at.

Aerial is Klaw,
Press it while I'm jumping up.
Then UpB out of shield like I don't give a ****.
I know you wait for it,
But you're out of luck.
I can do the same thing every single time.

I say-Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best

Now Lucario is mad.
Diddy Kong is mad.
Falco he be mad.
Everybody's mad.
I say Bowser's da best-

Livin' to 260,
I can do that tank ****.
I'm'a UpB few more times,
But only when my shield's hit.

Use to lose while mainin' Ganon, but I'm a main switcher.
If you want a good doubles partner, then find someone a lil' quicker.

Rob good players if they not lookin',
Fairly though would be nice.
Extending my air time with Klaw,
A good approach would be cool as ice.

Claimin' that I cheated, so you start to call officials.
But I'm usin' Bowser, so cheatin' ain't the issue.

Yeah I know I did your team wrong.
MrEh's awesome, and sings our favorite song.

Counter pick stage...
Battlefield I lean on.
Bannin' that, then?-
I don't care-
Most stages are about even.

Same Klaw Jump in this exact spot.
Still seein' success until you start to shoot-****!

Goin' toe ta toe I got you thinkin' that the match hot.
Don't get a ground release I'll probably DTilt your last stock, I'm singin'-

Bowser is everything,
He's all you ever wanted.
You could win a set before,
Now you're never gonna.
Clashes he sometimes wins,
Trade they might do that.
You need a new main an' any counter pick he's trash at.

Aerial is Klaw,
Press it while I'm jumping up.
Then UpB out of shield like I don't give a ****.
I know you wait for it,
But you're out of luck.
I can do the same thing every single time.

I say-Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best
Bowser da best

Now Sonic mains are mad.
Wario is mad.
FSPM made A2Z mad.
Everybody's mad.

I say Bowser's da best
Bowser's da best
Bowser's da best
Bowser's da best

Now Game and Watch is mad.
Fox mains they be mad.
But A2Z ain't mad.
Everyone is mad.

This song is just for fun,
Don't take it personal fellas.
We don't take it personal when you shoot lasers the whole match.
You feel me?
~You steal money...~

*music fades*

 

[Flayl]

I'm putting the jumping up + fortress bit in my sig

 

[KillerJawz]

Jay........ That was amazing ;___;.

Spoiler

Marry me

 

[Kofu]

i've kinda fallen in love with snake :[ he's like the only heavy character I like using besides Dedede and Wolf

Bowser's not heavy?

 

[Cassius.]

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaape ily jay

DAT SHIELD IMO

Oh, and Bowser's anorexic. wtf have you been thinking.

so:

Generation 5.

 

[Flayl]

Weirdest starters yet. Pig dude doesn't even look like a fire pokemon haha.

 

[Zigsta]

Sounds boss, Jay.

The starters are sooooo cute. <3. Which one is eveyone starting with? I'm going with Tsutaja, the Grass one.

 

[KillerJawz]

The grass one. Usually im strictly fire type (Charmeleon is sexy), but that fire pig is just hideous, even with that epic background, it still looks diabolical beyond words.

Haha 1337th post on your boards <3

 

[B!squick]

Jay........ That was amazing ;___;.

Spoiler

Marry me

Please, call me MC Jay Dee.

Also...

 

[Bowser King]

The starters look awesome. This is probably the only (maybe 1st gen as well) gen where I like all the starters. Going to be hard to decide.

 

[Cassius.]

I actually like all of these starters, save the water one but I'll live. I'm going with Pokabu (the fire pig).

I would go with Tsutaja but I don't want another Sceptile rehash. Unless it's like every other Pokemon game where there are literally no good fire types save the starter, I'm going to go with the pig.

Also, I'm only going with the pig because everyone's picking the snake. I REALLY REALLY want to see the final evolutions of each, and the types as well; they better not disappoint.

 

[Bowser King]

Supposedly the typing is (not for the 1st form but the final)....

Fire Pig- Fire/Dark
Snake- Grass/Fighting
Otter- Water/Psychic

so that means their are 2 triangles this gen :D

 

[KillerJawz]

Please no... not fighting/grass ;____; that's a freaking terrible combination. That otter is a wannabe Starmie and the Fire Pig is a wannabe Houndoom.

I was hoping for perhaps Grass/Dragon ;___;

 

[Cassius.]

What the **** is Tsutaja doing with a fighting type, lol.

Make him Grass/Bug or something else that Dark is weak to; it makes absolutely no sense for a snake to be fighting type lmao.

I could see the Dark typing in Pokabu and SLIGHTLY see the psychic typing in Mijumaru, but wtf with Tsutaja?

I would actually call Mijumaru a wannabe Slowbro, rather than a Starmie...simply because he came first in the Pokedex <.<

 

[B!squick]

You know from how goofy the water one looks that it probably has the best looking final form.

 

[Cassius.]

I really just cannot wait to see to be honest. The Snake has me the most interested type wise, because I wouldn't be surprised at all if they just gave the pig Fire/Dark and the otter Water/Ice or...Psychic, according to BK.

Boozer Da Bess

 

[B!squick]

On a different note:

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-10-worst-mma-fights-of-all-time/

 

[Purple]

guys, wtf's going on in here.

How would you guys feel if i mained bowser from this time on and turned this place apart?

:3

 

[Cassius.]

Uh...it depends on what you mean by "turn this place apart".

 

[Purple]

Help.


Alot.

 

[Phiddlesticks]

"with what"

 

[Purple]

"with what"

anything available really.

I was meaning to go through every character board at one point and see what's currently not being worked on. I can in here before for MU things.

So now i'm back again to see what's going on :o

 

[B!squick]

Well, Bowser's da bess. Mission Accomplished. :D

But seriously, hijinks aside, there's not much going on.

 

[Hobobloke]

Like most people I dig the fire and grass starters but think water is ****. I'll probably end up going with the fire pig, need moar info.

Jay, epic work, that song is pimpin.

 

[Purple]

Well, Bowser's da bess. Mission Accomplished. :D

But seriously, hijinks aside, there's not much going on.

That's pretty cool >_<. I like character discussion activity, I'm too lazy to check the other threads though >_<

 

[B!squick]

There's other threads to check? O.o

 

[Zigsta]

Man, I just got back from a long Smashfest with almost nothing but Marth mains. I can easily say I like this MU a lot...especially compared to PT-Marth. Eww.

 

[KillerJawz]

Any notable names at that fest? Any footage? ;o

 

[Zigsta]

No one notable, I'm afraid; just some friends of mine in my hometown. Pretty much all the matches were too long to record because if I had a percent lead, I'd rarely ever approach.

 

[Flayl]

Well you played the matchup correctly then.

 

[Zigsta]

I dunno about you guys, but PS1 is my favorite stage ever, just because of the rock part: When Bowser's on the far left side and does his side taunt, he starts his bite and then automatically hugs the ledge. If you use his downtaunt, he almost instantly hugs the ledge. I used it the other day to edgehog, haha.

I call it Taunt Hugging.

 

[B!squick]

:O I so wish I had my Wii so I could see this for myself.

 

[KillerJawz]

Wow I never knew that O.o. Does it work with other characters aswell?

 

[B!squick]

No. *is assuming* For no one is as fat as Bowser.

....

'Cause Bowser's da bess.~

 

[Zigsta]

Dang, I figured everybody knew about this, haha.

The only character I know this works with is Bowser. The only other large character I've even tried it with is Charizard, and it doesn't work because he doesn't move his body far back enough...and he's a lightweight compared to Bowser.

 

[Flayl]

Man I'm making that my number one objective now in my next smashfest. Taunt hugging hahaha

 

[MrEh]

They'll probably just be flat Grass, Water, and Fire types.

They might gain a secondary type by their 2nd evolution.

 

[KillerJawz]

That's just depressing.... Ah well, we all know that Samus has the best use for her taunts anyway :3.

 

[MrEh]

I dunno about you guys, but PS1 is my favorite stage ever, just because of the rock part: When Bowser's on the far left side and does his side taunt, he starts his bite and then automatically hugs the ledge. If you use his downtaunt, he almost instantly hugs the ledge. I used it the other day to edgehog, haha.

I call it Taunt Hugging.

Forgot to mention this.

 

[KingKong_ad]

http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=259334

Im fifht now, but I wasnt able to come to last tourney... I know I can beat mar. I beat him in pools last time we played. For stroumbert its been a while since I didnt played him but it was last game last stock. there is 2 new tournaments soon. I dont know if I can attend both but ill try my best to get the 3rd spot.