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Would You Rather?

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Oracle

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Warlock punch. Gannon's a ***** anyways.

Would you rather get ***** by chuck norris
or stabbed in the eyes with needles?
 

M@v

Subarashii!
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Dont see how its possible to eat giant spaceships, but I guess samus's since its smaller :ohwell:

Would you rather
Fly an arwing(any version of your preference, since there are several)
or
Fly an x-wing
 

MewtwoMaster2002

ミュウツーマスター2002
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Arwing since it looks sooo much faster, and it has smart bombs.

Would you rather:

Listen to Slippy (N64 version) talk for 24 hours straight

or

live on a deserted island for a week with nothing but the natural resources to use?
 

Moy

Where's the coffee cake?
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Slippi.gg
MOY#56
Slippy, it's shorter.

Would you rather eat nothing but hummus for a week

or dead grasshoppers?
 

flame013191

Smash Cadet
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Humans

Would you rather have 15 nails hammered into your tongue

or have your saliva permanently transmuted to urine?
 

Charizard92

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To be fair, Urine is cleaner than saliva, so I'll go with that, even though it is still gross.

Would you rather:

be able to lick your own elbow

or

have the world's largest potato chip (either way, you're not going into guiness)
 

The Fail Tracer

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Have the world's largest potato chip. I would be able to eat it or sell it.

Would you rather walk across a bridge over an ocean of lava with a chance of falling, or bet your own house with a chance of losing?
 

Charizard92

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I hate seafood, so the wiener it is.

Who would you rather hit in the head with a frying pan?

Bowser, K. Rool, Ganondorf, Ridley, Dedede, Wolf, or the Pokemon you hate the most (If any of you say Charmander, Charmeleon, Darkrai, or Charizard, it has no effect)
 

JustNoOne

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I would hit Wolf, cause his Fsmash is full of win, so it's full of poo =P

Would you rather go down the sewer to retrive a check worth $1000 or stick your hand in a toliet of poo to get back a diamond ring?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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Kinzer
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To be fair, Urine is cleaner than saliva, so I'll go with that, even though it is still gross.
I demand an explaination to this!

Would you rather go down the sewer to retrive a check worth $1000 or stick your hand in a toliet of poo to get back a diamond ring?
depends how much the diamond ring is worth, but for the heck of it I want the sewers, maybe the check is laying on the pathway that isn't the contaminated...tough desicion I have to admit, and so many factors have to play to help me decide...

Person below me, would you rather have your computer Restart

OR

Shut Down without you picking when it does?
 

MewtwoMaster2002

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Restart since I'm too lazy to turn it back on. BTW, urine kills germs while saliva doesn't, which is why urine is cleaner.

Would you rather:

Watch the original Jonny Quest

or

the one from the 90's?
 

flame013191

Smash Cadet
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The original

Would you rather have needles for leg hair

or

have flares shoot out of your nose every time you say the word "the"?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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I like the flares, needles might prove to be a problem in the future.

Person below me, would you rather...

Have no finger/toenails

OR

lose and eye and get an eyepatch to cover it?
 

Charizard92

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Neither

Would you rather:
main a low tier character, and when you win, you get respect

or

Main a top tier character, but have no respect from winning, and lose respect for losing
 

Kinzer

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I already main a guy who ranks 2nd from mid tier. :(

Person below me, would you rather...

Pay to get headphones

OR

if your computer has it, use the microphone it comes with it?
 

MewtwoMaster2002

ミュウツーマスター2002
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Use the microphone I have since it didn't come with the computer.

Would you rather:

Lose your wallet on vacation

or

lose your cellphone while on vacation?
 

Frown

poekmon
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The cellphone, since it's a cheap piece of crap. My wallet contains my credit card, and getting a new one would require months of papersigning and stuff.

Would you rather get $100,000,000 or become a genius?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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Money is hard to get, and I can get smart over the years while I am busy swimming with franklin.

Person below me, would you rather have a...

Myspace

OR

A Facebook? (You cannot have both if you already do)
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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GBA, I am a Nintendo fanboy

Person below me, would you rather...

start listening to all the really girl signers out there

OR

Watch every Chickflick ever made?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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The first one, no more constant hours of wasting my life playing ay P.C. games.

Person below me, would you rather have Spore or SSBB?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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I rather date myself...I look hot to me...Awww yeah boy!!

Person below me, would you rather...

date yourself (like if there was another you going around the planet.)

OR

the perfect gal/guy for you? (just think about it for a while before you answer.)
 

MojoMan

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the perfect girl, what kind of question is that?

would you rather eat a cellphone or a pair of dirty underwear you found on the street.
 

flame013191

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Lol, I'll eat the cell phone.

Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck

or

have an earlobe the size of a basketball?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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the perfect girl, what kind of question is that?

would you rather eat a cellphone or a pair of dirty underwear you found on the street.
I asked because some people really love themselves too much...

Lol, I'll eat the cell phone.

Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck

or

have an earlobe the size of a basketball?
Eyelash.

Perosn below me, would you rather

listen to a 24 hour speech

OR

listen to an idiot babble for X amount of times?
 

Kinzer

Mammy
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Some people do so much to ruin society that they don't even deserve to live...

Next person below me, would you rather

get paid to tell the truth in a very awkward question

OR

get paid nothing to keep quiet?
 

A1lion835

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Keep quiet.

Okay, let's try this again.

For people other than me and Kinzer, would you rather:

Be forced on a date with me

or

Be forced on a date with Kinzer?

If you aren't of the chick variety, would you rather:

Go on a date Iron Thorn

or

Punch her in the gut (sorry to Iron Thorn)
 

flame013191

Smash Cadet
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Some people do so much to ruin society that they don't even deserve to live...

Next person below me, would you rather

get paid to tell the truth in a very awkward question

OR

get paid nothing to keep quiet?
You dont say how much money..... but I guess I would still take the money and tell the truth.


Would you rather be gossipped about

or

never talked about at all?
 
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