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Would You Rather?

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iceman14

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tempting, the giving up my soul but I have to give up t.v because some one already owns my soul.


give up your soul to the evil gatekeeper :demon:
or, lose all of your limbs (arms and legs)
 

Psychic

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Give up Movies.........they're just a luxury....TV is a lifestyle...

Would you rather....

Get shot in the left side,
or the right side?
 

Undrdog

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Jim Carrey, all of Adam Sandler's movies have been the same lately.

would you rather...
goto MLG and only use Mewtwo
-or-
goto MLG and only use Kirby

note: if you happen to main with either of the two... pretend you dont. lol
 

Undrdog

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Kingdom Hearts, just because I like Kingdom Hearts better.

would you rather eat an entire stick of butter...
-or-
would you rather eat a spoon full of crisco?
 

Undrdog

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Skip my birthday, I really dont celebrate it really.

would you rather...
watch 24 hours straight of Lifetime...
-or-
watch 24 hours straight of that Spongebob movie?
 

Undrdog

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Rudolf just in fear that I got stuck watching the Grinch on accident...

would you rather...
would you rather win MLG...
-or-
would you rather win the lottery?
 

Ticadrius

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Originally posted in the freakin' rules of the room
2-of-3 Rule: If three consecutive posts are taken, you ARE allowed to have two of those posts (assuming they are non-sequential), however, please don't abuse this priviledge. If you do it too much, you will be warned.
Personally, I'd reather win the lottery, despite the number of strings attached due to the wealth and prestige, and the fact that the odds are so much more against me.

Assuming your plane just crashed on a tropical island, and you can only save ONE of these items, would you rather save...

matches
water purification tablets
a small hatchet
a fifth of scotch
a compass
 

ANTX

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water purification tabs. i shall be swimming for a long time.

assuming you are under 18 and still living with parents, who would you want seeing your extremely large and a-little-too-kinky porn stash:
your mom
-or-
your GF

thing to consider: GF may stop sex0ring j00.

Tic sez: Not a bad question, but still bad subject matter. Clean it up. And stop posting your sig.
 

Phatgamer1

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Definitely my mom. I can get a job and find a place to live, but its hard trying to find some new *****.

If you had no choice would you rather

Have sex with your dog?

OR

Have sex with your cat?

Inappropriate. Enough of this. I will ban you.
 

Avlin

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Ohh baby. Both! *wolf whistle* *pants like dog*

ehhhh... gross

you're a surgeon of five great, wonderful people who all need organ transplants immediately or else they'll die. you have one patient who is mean: he beats his wife and kids and sexually harasses his dog and cat. assuming these are your only choices and you'll get away with either

would you rather take the meany's organs, killing him, to save the five cool people

or

have the five die naturally and not murder the one.

SIG!
 

Phatgamer1

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Uh......definitely kill the bad dude and take his organs.

You are a good citizen. One day you are out for a stroll when a guy pulls a gun on you and tells you to give him all of your worldly possessions. Just then, a little girl walks by and the gunman grabs her and threatens to kill her if you don't do as he says. So........would you rather

Save the little girl, losing everything you own?

OR

Have the little girl killed, saving your own greedy ***?
 

ANTX

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little girls die all the time.

cheat on your GF with her BFF?

-or-

cheat on your GF with your BFF's GF?

note: your GF has higher likelyhood of finding out form her BFF.

if your BFF's GF tells your BFF, you lost your BFF and your GF.

FFFFFFFFF

SIG!
 

soberfox

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I would rather cheat on my GF with her BFF because since your already ****ing over your GF, might as well not ruin your relationship with your BFF because you'll probably be hanging out with them alot more since your GF is probably leaving you.

You are 3 years old. Would you rather...

kill your mom

or

kill your dad?
 

Flarefox

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Like a three year old child would have any such thought, or make such a decision:rolleyes:

But... okay. I would kill my dad. If I killed my mom, then who would have fixed me my chocolate milk when I was 4?;)

WYRather-
Be Fox or Falco in real life?
 

Phatgamer1

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Metroid Prime 2: Echoes because all the other games suckz0rz.

Would you rather

Watch porn movies on your computer having a 99% chance of getting a virus?

OR

Go have sex having a 75% chance of getting an STD?

Tic sez: This is what we call inappropriate subject matter. Clean it the **** up or you'll be up to six warnings. Six warnings = ban from the forum.
 

Avlin

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c. Masturbate in the shower.

well... sex is tempting but 75% is too risky and i want a new computer anyways. i choose p0m.


Imagine youre enjoying a nice stroll and you stop by a hot dog stand. the hot dog dude looks kinda shady, but you decide to take your chances. right as you sink your teeth into the weenie, you realize you aren't wearing any underwear.

boxers or briefs?
SIG!
 

demoncaterpie

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Um, boxers?

Your walking down a path. All of a sudden the path splits into four different directions. Each path is marked by a stone, each a different color. One is bright Red, one is dark blue, one is blinding with white light, one is impentrible darkness. You can only choose one path?

Which path do you chose?
 

Avlin

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The one with the bright red stone... always my favorite color in Magic the gathering. The other stones make me uncomfortable.

You arrive a little late to math class and they've already started a test that will determine your semester grade. You take it and you own the whole thing. After an hour and a half, you turn it in, but your teacher says you get an zero because you were late.

Would you rather kill the teacher with a compass or a large protractor?
DONT POST YOUR SIG IN FG!
 

Flarefox

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...A massive, steal protractor. That way I can create a swinging pendulum of death!:demon: <MWHAHUAHAU!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Would you rather the teacher magically turn you into a
:shyguy:
or a goomba, once she uses her evil magic to awaken from death?
:goomba:
 

Ticadrius

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Goomba, simply because they're less popular, despite being in more games, and need the love.

You're leaving work late one Friday night all by yourself when a man comes out from behind your car and shoots you. He steals your wallet and keys and drives away but neglects to steal your cell phone. Your wound is in your mid-torso region, just below your rib cage and a bit to the right and is bleeding fairly heavily. You can see no one around to assist you, so you get out your cell phone. There are only two numbers stored in the speed dial: a priest and a doctor. You are bleeding fairly badly and only have enough time to call one of them and plead for assistance (no, you do not have time to dial 911. Speed dial consists of fewer keys and therefore takes less time, possibly saving your life.)

Do you call the priest

or

the doctor?

Things to consider: The priest, while deficient in medical knowledge, could administer basic first aid, and certainly pray for your healing, and probably call an ambulance. If you DO die, he could pray God to admit you to heaven. While he probably won't be able to save your earthly life, he can certainly save your spiritual life.

The doctor may not be able to save your life. You do not know whether or not the wound is fatal and don't know how much medical attention it deserves. Asking the doctor for help is a toss-up. Maybe he can help you, maybe not. And I suppose you could have him call a priest for you. While he may be able to save your earthly life, he can do nothing for your spiritual life.

It comes down to what you put your faith in: religion or science...
 

MewtwoMaster2002

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I'd take the priest. I want my spiritual life to live and maybe it's fate that I was going to die physically.

You had to visit your favorite cousin in a far away place you really like(if you don't just pretend you do) but your friends invite you to a cool party(if you don't have friends pretend you do). Would you rather

visit your favorite cousin in a far away place you really like

or

go party with friends?

Things to consider: you don't have many chances to visit your cousin and even if there are plenty of parties you don't know if you are going to miss something.
 

Avlin

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I go with the cousin. I don't get to see my cousins as often as I see my friends, and I don't socialize well at parties anyways.

Would you rather master video games entirely,

master the musical instrument of your choice,

or master the art of seduction.
 

rabidbunny33

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Master the art of seduction.


Would you rather die by getting mauled by a tiger, or smother to death in a giant pile of elephant poo.


Things to consider: the poo is really smelly.
 

Phatgamer1

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Die from the poo, because the smell of the poo would kill my brain cells, therefore incapacitating my sense of smell.

Would you rather...

Be run over by a semi once

OR

Be run over by a bicycle multiple times.

Keep in mind that either way will kill you.
 

demoncaterpie

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The Semi. The death would be quick and painless (my choice way to go).

You suddenly find yourself teleported into your favorite Final Fantasy Game and you get to transform into a character from the game. The only problem is, your character choices are, Tidus, Cait-Sith, and that guy with the long tongue from FFIX. Who do you chose?
 

Eor

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Tidus, because I have no idea who those characters are and Tidus sounds like Titus which is an old show I remember liking

You are given a button. If you press the button, you will be given $10,000 dollars, but someone you don't know will die. If you don't press it, nothing happens. Do you press it or not?
 

Airgemini

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This might sound bad but I'd press it. But you could always save another or more lives with the money.

Would you rather die in a fire and you feel and suffer pain every minute of every time a flame touchs your skin or die getting shot by a nail gun in every part of your body until you died?
 

Bowser King

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die from a fire, nailgun would hurt to much.

Your trapped in a old house, they say ghosts live there. There's a quick route out through the attic, but thats where people say the ghost lives. There have beeen reports of dead bodys up there.

Then theres a second path but you have to go through the cold basment where worms, rats and other things live. From there you must crawl through a tunnel of dead bodys. This route though could be considered the safest as many people have gone through it before (but some have died from fright).

Which route would you take.
 

handsockpuppet

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I would take the attic, simply because its shorter, and I'm lazy. plus, if I see a ghost, my Luigi's Mansion skillz will deffinately come in handy.

Would you eat lunch with a nice person, or eat a nice person for lunch?

things to consider: it's a pretty bland lunch, and human meat has a high sodium level, making it salty and delicious (not that I would know).
 

~Krystal~

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Would you eat lunch with a nice person, or eat a nice person for lunch?
I would rather eat lunch with a nice person.

things to consider: it's a pretty bland lunch, and human meat has a high sodium level, making it salty and delicious (not that I would know).
*Contacts FBI*

Would you rather run 4 miles or walk 10 miles?
 
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