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Would You Rather?

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Jango Fett

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GameCube+Xbox fanboy

Tough question . I watch him instead of being him because I dont wanna sing and dance around like a dum bum in a dinosaur costume .

Would eat dirt
or
plastic ?
 

Cerebrate

Smash Lord
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Head. I assume it'd be faster, and I'd die either way regardless.

Who would you rather punch in the stomach?

A vegetarian?
OR
A member of Green Peace?
 

Link_in_park

Smash Ace
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Illinois
If anything pikachu because i dont HAVE to make out, so i can teach how to kill people to!

would you rather...

eat dog crap (ewww.... Nasty!)

or...

be glued to a person who farts alots *** (... <Puking Noise>)
 

Metroid Killer

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XDaDePsak's closet, ready to jump out!
I was actually a Teletuby last week in the school comedy.

It would have been much more fun to be Barny cause then you could curse and all sorts of funny stuff. Those teletubbies are already high on crack so people would expect to see a cursing Teletuby.

Would you rather play against Tiger woods and win(in gulf of course... duh!)

or

Beat Tyson in boxing?
 

McFox

Spread the Love
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Visiting from above.
Mace Windu no questions asked. He is my second favorite Jedi (after Yoda).

Would you rather...

play against Gideon in SSBM

or

play against the best SSBM player in the world?
 

Jango Fett

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Play against Gideon because my defeat would look not so bad. If I went against the best I would make myself look like a fool.

Would you squeeze lemon juice into your eye(1 full lemon)
or
shove an apple up your butt ?
 

Mega Inkydog

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the apple as long as its not bigger than my b***hole

Would you rather have the X-box the only system in the US or AOLbe in the video game system?
 

Jango Fett

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I would own a Xbox because I'm not a dumb fanboy who bashes the Xbox for no reason. Oh yeah, I don't know what the h3ll is an AOLbe.

Would you rather play and hang around with babies
or
old peoples ?
 

Mic_128

Wake up...
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Babies as they won't bore me to death with stories about wearing an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. Anyway, we didn't heve brown onions because of the war see. We only had the funny yellow ones.............zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh? *looks around* oh sorry.

Would you rather get blown up from a grenade up your *** or have a dozen pineapples shoved up there and then taken out again? (if you've seen little nickey you'd get the last one;)
 

Zootematix

Artist formally known as ToadBanjoConker
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Pineapples. I like pineapples ;).

Would you rather lose all your friends,
or
Have friends that treat you like **** constantly?
 

Cerebrate

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Lose all my friends, which isn't too many, so my loss would be small.

Would you rather:

Be caught watching pornography by your grandmother?
OR
Catch your grandmother watching pornography?
 

Rock Man X

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Be caught by Grandma because the thought of what 'she' is watching is just too grotesque....ewww....::shudders::

Have your p*n*s cut off or die?
 

Jango Fett

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I would rather die than have my "thingy" cut off. I can't live in sham and cant have sex. I would be looked down upon.

Would you rather be an extra in a Star Wars movie
or
an extra in The Matrix series ?
 

Rock Man X

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An extra in a Star Wars movie because I could be like, "Hey, Amedala. You're one hot chica...."

Would you rather have to answer to Albert Wesker?
OR
Would you rather have to answer to Samus Aran?
 

Rock Man X

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I'd rather lose a leg because then I wouldn't be able to drive, draw, or play video games. Besides, I'd get to ride around in a super cool wheel chair!

Would you rather....
Live in Nintendo Land?
OR
Live in the Marvel Universe?
 

Cerebrate

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Nintendo Land, as I was never a fan of Marvel.

Would you rather:

Hit your girlfriend? (I know that even though it really wouldn't be like this, let's say that you get away with it completely.)
OR
Get hit in the crotch by your girlfriend? (She gets away with it completely, and you never tell anyone out of embarrassment.)
 

Rock Man X

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I would rather be hit in the crotch because hitting my girlfriend would just be flat out mean, plain and simple.

Get Gang Green?
OR
Get Frost Bite?
 

Yoshi

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Frost Bite, it doesn't hurt me as much.

Rather get hit by a moving bus at 60mp/h
or rather get hit by a moving plane?
 

Mic_128

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The bus because with the plane and my luck i would be stuck on the plane, it'd take off and either the g forces or falling off would kill me. With the bus i could survive.


Would you rather have worked on a project for weeks only to have it deleted or get a fail for the project even though it's world class work?
 

Zootematix

Artist formally known as ToadBanjoConker
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For it to be deleted. That way, I could have the possibility of re-doing it. Failing it wouldn't provide this.

Would you rather be drawn as a Simpson's character
or
a King of the Hill character?
 

firaga01

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A simpson's character, of course. Did all of you notice that EVERY character in King of the Hill is some how fat? **shudders**

If you had a chance to decide, would you rather impersonate Samus and shoot your nemesis with beam weaponry and conculsive blasts, or would you rather impersonate Link and turmoil them with arrow injuries and burning them alive with Din's Fire?

Yes, I realize the question is stupid. Im justa cting really stupid today since my brain ahs been on overload for the last couple hours or so.......Dang procrastination.......;)
 

Link_in_park

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As much of a Link fan i am, I'd have to go with samus!

Would you rather...

Lay a dump on the streets in a VERY VERY large crown

or...

Drink Pee In front of a VERY VERY large crowd!?
 

Kit Fox

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Certainly not in X's house.
Drnk pee because no one would notice it that is it pee. They might mistaken it for apple juice.

Would you shove a screwdriver in a outlet
or
put a plugged in radio in a tub with all your games inside the tub ?
 

Rock Man X

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The tub because my games would literally overflow the tub, therefore no water being in the tub.

Be caught m*****bating
OR
Be caught having sex?
 

Falco Lombardi0

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Minneapolis, Minnesota
It would have to be getting my house blown up. Insurance rules............

Would you rather......

Eat 5 raw ostrich eggs

or

drink 20 gallons of pickle juice.

Things to consider: I love pickles!
 

UnKnown X

Smash Ace
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Woh?
Dunno, a mech maybe...

Would you rather...

walk around naked in an overcrowded street?

or

have sex with the same sex (whatever)?
 

King Genius XIII

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Melee back room (though I'm not even in it). The forum games are too fun to be without.

Would you rather:
Be the ugliest person in the world (meaning no one will have sex with you) and have unlimited money supplies.

or

Be the most beautiful person in the world (meaning everyone would want to have sex with you), but just have enough money so you can survive and live well.
 
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