Would You Rather?

[UnKnown X]

Finding my partner having an affair, well if I can find a better partner that is...


Would you rather...

eat 250 worms
or
eat a raw pig brain with blood?




EDIT: YAY! My 300th post!

 

[Cerebrate]

Worms. They're a lot more edible, and you can just swallow them whole.

Would you rather learn how to operate:

A steamroller?
OR
A forklift?

 

[Soccer-Fan]

A Forklift

Would you Rather

Watch Barney for the rest of your life

OR

Watch Teletubbies for the rest of your life?

 

[Ticadrius]

Probably Barney, he's easier to make fun of as you watch him, and he's not British.

Would You Rather

Eat a shot glass

or

Eat your own pet

 

[Jango Fett]

Eat my rabbit because eating glass can kill . My rabbit is edible .

Would you rather play StarCraft(SC)
or
CounterStrike(CS) ?

 

[Link_in_park]

Starcraft! IM A STARRCRAFT FANATIC!

would you rather...

kiss a slug

or

ana nicole smith

 

[Jango Fett]

I would kiss Anna Nicole Smith becuase she is mostly human . Too much plastic surgery for her !

Would you rather own the website IGN
or
GameSpot and Gamefaqs ?

 

[Haha Monkey]

IGN cos it covers so much stuff in addition to games, and I would just be too embarassed from the Gamefaqs forums alone... The gamefaqs forums are a scary, scary place.

Would you rather be poked in your open eye for an hour
or
have two people pulling each of your arms in opposite directions as hard as they could for an hour.

 

[Mega Inkydog]

The eye. As long as its one eye.

Would you rather:

play SSBM

or

Play GTA3?

 

[Ticadrius]

Tough, but I'd have to say SSBM. It's just a better party game. So, I'd have a party and play SSBM.

Would You Rather

Stand barefoot on a stove for two minutes (STAND! No hopping!)

or

Get a fastball to the crotch

 

[McFox]

I'd pick the stove. Besides the fact that I want to keep my manhood, you never said the stove was turned on .

Would you rather

go back in time and kill Hitler

OR

go to Afghanistan and kill Osama Bin Laden?

 

[Jango Fett]

I would go back in time and kill Hitler becuase he killed 6 millions Jews and other peeps . Hitler is a mother****ing *** licking son of a ***** . He cause a war to happen and he looks too much of a ****ing *** . Hitler really piss me off and so does Bin Laden .

Would you eat Smarties
or
M and M's ?

 

[Mic_128]

M and M's as they were the first out of the 2 to have letters on the candy. Pluys smarties is advertising false. Bad that very.

Would you rather have a canyonaero (smells like a steak and seats 35!) or The Homer(car that homer made)?

 

[the_7th_age]

Canyonero!!!

Noone wants The Homer, it is just UGLY!


Would you rather

Stand barefoot on the max heat for a stove for two minutes

Stay in -50 degrees farenhiet waters for two minutes with JUST flotation devices

 

[Mega Inkydog]

I'll pick the water since I'll be frozen alive instead of fried.

Babe Ruth's 20th homerun ball

OR

Mark McGwire's 62th ball?

 

[Cerebrate]

I think you mean 62nd ball. =)

Considering Mark McGwire's former use of that drug that made you grow 90-inch biceps, but one of which's side effects was that it could contribute to the growth of breasts, I'd have to go with Babe Ruth's homerun ball. He's more of a legend anyway.

Would you rather:

Get paid $200 for doing something mildly embarrassing?
OR
Get paid $500 for doing something that embarrasses your girlfriend?

 

[Metroid Killer]

Get the $500

then give $200 to my girlfriend because I didn't threat her right

Would you rather fall of a cliff, but still be alive and then lay there all alone with being able to move and then be rescued after 10 years(you somehow survivie without food and water)

Or make small-farts the rest of your life. That means 30 farts in a minute... and you will **** your pants too everytime you fart

 

[Zoogstin]

Second one. Thare's treatment for gas

Would you rather live on Pluto

or

Would you rather live on the Sun.

 

[UnKnown X]

probably on pluto, with "a few, thin" clothes...

Would you rather...

Eat me, TBC, MK, Austin, Amorasaki, Xibe and Gideon

or

Your family and one of your friends?

 

[Flok]

First one(don't hate me MK!)

Would you rather:

Be frozen up inside an iceblock for the rest of your live, and allways having a cold, headache, earache and coughing all the time, non-stop?

OR

Throw up everytime you eat or drink for the rest of your live, and have lost your whole right arm, including your hand and fingers?

 

[UnKnown X]

Aren't a little fed up after eating all those people?

Probably the ice block, if I get a gamecube and some games with me...

Would you rather...

Kill Britney Spears
or
Arnold Swartznegger

 

[Bazooka Lucca]

Arnold.


Would you rather be banned for a month then be unbanned

Or -

Be banned and come back with a new name right away?

 

[Cerebrate]

Banned and then allowed to return with a new name. Alas, I cannot live up to my name due to my suckage at StarCraft.

Would you rather:

Drop your PC keyboard in the tub?
OR
Drop your [God-forsaken] cell phone in the tub?

Things to Consider: No danger of electrocution as far as I know. It depends on which one you value more.

 

[Ticadrius]

Keyboard mainly because I know how to fix it

Tic's Recipe to Fix Soggy Keyboards

1. Preheat oven to 350.
2. Slide keyboard in (For a more crispy product, place more towards the bottom of the oven)
3. Bake for 17-23 minutes.

Would You Rather

Stick to anything you touch with the stickiness of duct tape

or

Slip all over things you touch as though coated thickly with butter

 

[BeeboW]

Slip, because if i touched the wall of a building, i'd be pretty screwed.

Would you rather lose your virginity to a horse?
OR
A transvestite?

 

[Jango Fett]

Horse because its "thing" is bigger than a tranvestite . Plz no one qoute me on that one .

Would you eat 40 pages of a newspaper
or
eat a whole box of tissues ?

 

[Link_in_park]

HAHAHAHA A HORS... OOPS DONT QOUTE YA ON THAT ONE... UMMM...

a whole box of tissues, much easier to eat!

would you rather...

jump of a bridge that is 60 feet in the air (YOU CANT DIE!!!)

or...

light you hand completly on fire for an hour (YOU STILL CANT DIE!)

 

[Jango Fett]

Jump off a bridge that is 60 feet because I will just break my legs. Fire can burn all of your skin off , burn some muscles , and can do some stuff to your head .
Would you rather watch Rocky 1
or
Rocky 5 ?

 

[Mega Inkydog]

I like Rocky 1 better because its my second favorite (next to 3).

Would you rather get a cell phone that costs $10 and it's $3 an hour?
Or the cell phone that costs $30 and its .50 cents an hour?

 

[ender]

A $10.00 phone becuase its cheaper and I only use cell phones if I need a ride, so it wouldnt cost much for me.

Would you rather have Christmas (or any other holiday during december based on a religious belief) normally
OR
twice in one year and skip the next year?

 

[Jango Fett]

I rather have Christmas 1 a year because I it comes every year instead of skipping 1 year and 2 Christmases later .


Would you rather be Rocky
or
be Mike Tyson ?

 

[Ticadrius]

Rocky, because Rocky never was convicted of any felonies or bit anyone's ear off and deosn't talk like a 5 year-old girl.

Would you rather

Catch your best friend making out with your girlfriend

or

Catch your parents making out

 

[Zoogstin]

Catch my freind making out with my girlfriend. My parents are married and have the right to make out.

Would you rather have a SUV?

or

Would you rather have a Pick-up

 

[firaga01]

id have the SUV, no question about it. I dont care if i have Firestone tiores and topple over, i hate pickups!

Q:

Would you rather own a flying, crazy monkey that eats people?

or

Would you rather have an elephant thats red and tries to eat ur dog?

 

[Bob Omb]

Have a red eelphant. Flying monkeys are scary, and an elephant's mouth is too small to fit a dog into.

Would you rather
Be trapped in a room full of Flying Monkeys
OR
Be trapped in a room full of Oompa Loompas?(the orange guys, not the candy)

 

[metal_mario64]

flying monkeys. Not the Oompa Loompas!!!!! anything but the Oompa Loompas!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
would you rather do1000 push-ups
or
watch teletubies for 100 hours

 

[Jango Fett]

If I watch Teletubies for even a minute I'll go crazy! Push ups are easy .


Would you rather be a cherry
or
a strawberry ?

 

[Link_in_park]

Me: I CHOSE STRAWBERRY!!
Guy:UMMM... A STRAW BERRY
Me: AHHH DONT EAT M.... ... ... ... .. ...
Guy: YYYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!!

would you rather find a dead body and never get that picture out of your head (OoOoOo Scary)

OR...

OWN AN XBOX!?!?!? (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!)

 

[t^grun]

see a dead peep then i can get counseling and have news stories revolve around me


would you rather watch Pokemon endlessly

-OR-

watch Lifetime endlessly

 

[Link_in_park]

AHHHHHHHHHH (Bloody murder scream) NOOO! NOOO! NOT POKEMON!!!!

would you rather...

Watch barney for the rest of your life (AHHHHHHHHH!!!!)

or...

Be Barney for the rest of your life!? (NO! NO! NOT THAT!)