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Would You Rather?

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Metroid Killer

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lol why do most of the questions have to be about pain?

I guess I choose the paper cut, depenting how bad the cut would be. If I went blind, I would choose the knife.

Originally posted by mic_128
Sonic, as he is heII faster than Mario, has some serious spikes and can go "super"
Ever heard of SUPER Mario;):p

Would you rather...

Win a million

or

Save a 70 years old man?
 

Cerebrate

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Cancer. Heart disease is not curable, but it's very preventable, so I don't think that a cure for it would be as great as one for cancer, which has only a few preventable forms.

Would you rather:

Read Tolstoy's War and Peace?

OR

Read Melville's Moby Diçk?

Things to Consider: The length of the books and your interest in them, if any.
 

Mic_128

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Moby ****. I've read a spin of in a simpson comic and would like to see how it ends out for real.

Would you rather loose your memory with no hope of getting it back again

or have no body remember you?
 

BeeboW

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GOSH mic, so mean!
I would choose to lose my memory, no way would i want people not to remember me...=*(
"pain is the only topic i can think of funny stuff for" ^^

On you first date, would you rather, accidentally dislocate your testicle and get hospitalised?
OR
Get stuck in the toilet bowl whilst poo-ing (dumb censor) and dislocate your hip, requiring the fire emergency guys to get you out?
 

Cerebrate

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Urine is sterile and perfectly safe to drink, so I've heard. I'd take that over feces anyday. Not that I eat or drink either of them now, you know.;)

Would you rather:

Eat 200 sheets of paper (with nothing written on them)?

OR

Eat 50 full-sized pencils? (Note that pencils contain graphite, not lead, so you don't have to consider lead poisoning while making this decision.)
 

Ticadrius

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Papers not so bad, I could handle that. Even 200 sheets. I'd rather eat that than bust my fillings trying to eat pencils.

Would You Rather....?

Drink a gallon of the groddiest rain water you can imagine (after running down someone's roof and captured at the end of their gutter system)

or

Drink a gallon of water from the muckiest pond you can imagine (not polluted, mind you, just full of algae)
 

silverpup

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Drink the gutter water.

Would you rather kill your pet (or if you don't have one, let's just say you do) or eat it? (Sorry that was lame.)
 

Ticadrius

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Well.....if it's a matchbox car....

No, I'd take the dog. I could probably kcik it a few times to get it a little more wary of me, but kcicking a car is a bad practice.....

Would You Rather...

Glow in the dark

or

Have a string in your back people can pull to make you say random things.

Stuff to consider: Your social life, your sex life, whether or not the glow would keep you awake at night....
 

silverpup

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Glow in the dark! Though it may freak Bee out...

Would you rather drink your favorite drink to find out you're actually drinking

Sludge

or

Blood (that will make you sick, you know, the "rotten" type)
 

Huddlebum

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are you saying that currently the PS2 is over priced, or are you saying that the hypothetical PS2 is like $500?

That is a tuffie...

But I'd probably stick with the PS2 unless is is like $300 or more...


Would you rather:

Have an endless footlong boner

or

Have hairy palms


THINGS TO CONSIDER: You can't easily play video games with hairy palms, and shaving them would be very painful. 1 Rule: you can't get them waxed or laser removed. With the boner, everyone would think you were a perv, and it would be kind of painful to run into things.

(I'm sorry if this is offensive; it is something to consider, and not all the posts in this game have been exactly G-Rated. The drinking blood one comes to mind...)

PS: about the one two posts ablove, the force is a no brainer. You could use it just like an EVA anyway, and there have been so many times I have wanted to grab things out of my reach, and I have actually tried to use the force before :-)
 

Metroid Killer

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The hairý palms. I mean if you are rich enough you can probably find some urltra-cool-hi-tech gloves that will fit to your hands when you wear them. An endless boner would be a pain in the arse(sorry for the pun;)) sure you would have a great sex life, but it doesn't go longer than that(lol sorry for this pun). Hairy palms.

Would you rather have a...

cat that can talk

or a...

pig that can fly?

I give a good reason why you chose one or another!
 

Cos.

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The talking cat
reason 1: I can have discussions with my cat when I'm feeling loney again
reason 2: I think it would be easier to make a flying pig, so... the talking cat must be better.
reason 3: My cat is smarter than you!

Would you rather have all you're teeth ripped with plyers (without painkillers of course)

Or your eyes operated out of their sockets?
 

Metroid Killer

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^give better reason, or you will get a warning next time.

A Talking Cat.
1. I've had a talking bird, they are a pain in the arse;)
2. I'm actually carring my cat on my shoulder already ^_^
3. My bird would just end uo being eaten by all those talking cats:D

Would you rather...

Get free and the fastest internet for a year

or

Being able to extend an old man's life with a day, by just clapping once?
 

Cerebrate

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Internet. Sure, it seems selfish, but if the old guy is only going to have one more day, there's really not much point to it, especially if he doesn't know that I'd be able to extend his life just by clapping.

Would you rather:

Get the best-looking wristwatch in the world for free?

OR

Get a DVD that you really, really want for free?
 

ender

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I would get the wrist watch becuase DVDs I've never seen a DVD more than $100 but wrist watches can cost up to like $10,000 (i think) and then sell it,buy a normal watch, and then buy a couple extra DVDs.

Would you rather...
cut off your hands

Or your shins.
 

KoopaTroopa

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Shins, I can get a wheelchair, but I cant get something like that for my hands.......
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Would You Rather...........
Sit in a freezer with only a blanket(and clothes)for 24hrs
or...
Sit in a sauna(thats on)for 24 hrs. w/limited ice(It would melt and you would only get so much, and you can take some clothes off)?
 

CaptainUniverse

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I rather read Gamepro because it seems way more cooler . Their cover art seems more the generation .
Would you rather listen to Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera(sp?) ?
 

Metroid Killer

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Mario TT, though it's probably boring as h*ll, but what can I do I'm a fan;)

Would you rather...

Kill the last group of dolphins on earth(if we asume that they are the only dolphins left)

or

Kill a boy, who lives in the house next to you(you don't know him)
 

KoopaTroopa

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I'd kill the boy, I like dolphins more than him if I dont even know the kid, I'd go to jail for either but for killing the boy I'd go to jail for life, but oh well atleast I'd feel ok about the dolphins.............
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Would You Rather...........

a) run 10 miles, no breaks

b) walk 25 miles, no breaks
 

Cerebrate

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I'd rather walk, because running that much can take a toll on your knees.

Would you rather:

Fall all the way down the Grand Canyon and not die until you hit the very bottom? (Let's say that you remain conscious until the moment you die.)

OR

Die when you're just about to reach the highest summit of Mount Everest? (You'd die from the cold and the lack of oxygen.)
 

Cos.

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Fall!
1. It's more interesting (falling for some time, cool feeling:rolleyes: )
2. Dying on right before the peak is depressing.
3. I really asume that falling and dying is less painful...

Would you rather encounter a colony of killer ants in a closed room or

be thrown into a lion's den?
 

Metroid Killer

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The lion.
1. The ants would kill me slowly
2. There's a chance that the lion would kill me in one bite
3. It's cooler to be killed by the king of animals, rather than small annoying ants.

Would you rather...

Have three eyes

or

three arms?
 

Fourside

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Three eyes. One in the back of my head, so i can see things behind me.

Would you rather get your head chopped off by a guilhotine

Or get it blown up by a bazooka?
 

gareths23

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Get blown up by a bazooka because i'll wear strong armor :chuckle: heh heh ummmm yeah=/

Would you rather destroy your ps2 or gamecube?
 

ender

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my PS2 becuase i dont own one.

would you rather ride an elavator
OR
ride an escalator?
 

Huddlebum

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that is kind of a pointless decision, but...

It really depends if I am with friends or a hot girl or alone, and how far down. With a hot girl, definitely elevator, so I can check her out and maybe talk a little. With friends, escalator because it is faster and we can run down it. Alone, escalator. It just kind of feels wierd getting on an elevertor by myself. I feel lazy for not taking the stairs when I wouldn't inconvenience anyone by doing so.


Would you rather:

play Superman64

or

play Busby3d

EDIT: Sorry, started this post before dinner, and then I came back, and I for got to refresh before sening the completed message. Sorry.
 
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