Would You Rather?

[King Genius XIII]

I'd have MK as a pet monkey. My reasons:
1. It would be cool to have a talking, typing, monkey with big glasses.
2. He can juggle ketchup!
3. I could make people pay a fee to see my talking, typing, monkey with big glasses juggle ketchup!
4. If I were the owner of Smashboards, I'd have to work and pay money...

Would you rather have:
a venus flytrap growing on your head
or
a bonzai redwood growing on your head?

 

[Masher Mario]

I'd pick the venus flytrap. Never be bothered by bugs again!

Would you rather...
Jump out of a 50-story building without anything but clothes
or
Parasail 100 feet into a tank of vicious pirhanas?

 

[King Genius XIII]

Jump out of a 50 story building... Because... I'm Superman!

Would you rather be:
A character in a Stephen King novel
or
A character in one of Orgrim Doomhammer's fics?

(don't answer unless you read them)

 

[Ice Fisher]

Would you rather...

Go on Smashboards and talk about Melee

---------OR----------------
Play it!
(Give Reasons!)
Ice Fisher : I didn't forget. He said not to answer if you haven't read those.
MKiller: Obvious you somehow "forgot" to answer the question above! If you can't decided then this game aint for you!

Next poster needs to answer KG13's question.

 

[Mic_128]

I'd rather be in a king novel as they are super scary and i like ghost houses, ect.

Would you rather play metroid fusion or metroid prime?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Metroid fusion, all the way!

Would you rather be stupid or mean?

 

[Ticadrius]

Stupid. People skills are typically a good skill to have in the real world.

Would you rather:

Co-Star with Tom Hanks in a movie (you both have an equal number of lines)

or

Record a duets album with Eric Clapton

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Co-star w/ tom hanks, i like his work.


Would you rather...

Kill 2 people you love

Kill 4 people you dont know.

 

[GangstaGanon]

4 ppl i dont know

would u rather

poop out the moon

or

eat a basket full of moose monkeys?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

eat the monkeys, the moon sounds too painful...


Would you rather...

Have your cuticles paper cutted?(i think)

Have your toe cut off with a fork?

 

[firaga01]

Id have my cuticles cut with paper, of course! And even then, you're NEEVR SUPPOSED TO CUT UR CUTICLES!

Would you rather......

Be the president of Iraq?
OR
Be the president of Syria?

[size=0.1]This will only make sense if you know what Syria has to do with Iraq.[/size]

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Prez of Syria

Would you rather...

Have friends?

Have money?

 

[spartacus751]

freinds


would u rather

be ***** by a chipmunk

or

become gay.

 

[sum41]

I'm sorry to disapoint those men out there but I choose "***** by a Chipmunk".


What would you rather-

Having no Christmas this year

or

Having no video games for 3 months (includes PC)

 

[spartacus751]

no Video games


would u rather



eat 100 year old eggnog

or

eat reindeer testicles.

 

[sum41]

Testicles if they are cooked.


would you rather-

sleep on the streets of Philly

or

the subways of NYC

 

[Zoogstin]

Philly

Would you rather watch Barney

or

Would you rather watch The Teletubies

 

[Haha Monkey]

Teletubbies cos they only annoy me, whereas Barney makes me ANGRY and want to KILL something.

Would you rather have SANTA really exist or THE EASTER BUNNY.

 

[shadowhuntr000]

Santa! (toys!)


would you rather...

Lose all recreation time for a year?

Have to do homework WITHOUT breaks for a month straight?

 

[Jango Fett]

Tough question my friend. I would have to say do homework for a month because I would grade 2 work so that would be easy for my brain.

Would you have someone do a brainbuster on you on cement
or
have Big Show do a chokeslam on you through a table?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

have brainbuster on cement...

Would you rather...

Be smacked in the jaw 5 times with brass knuckles?

Be shot once in the leg with a shotgun?

 

[firaga01]

Get hit in the jaw 5 times.
[size=0.2]Of course, i would just pull out a Glock 9 mm and shoot the guy with the brass knuckles, but that's just me. [/size]

Would you rather......
Die by antimatter bombardment?
OR
Die by radiation sickness?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

antimatter obmbardment, its quicker...

Would you rather...

Be in a room ful of strangers?

Be with one friend?

 

[Jango Fett]

Be in a room full of strangers cause I could make them me friends.

Would you get a WebCam
or
CD burner ?

 

[Cerebrate]

CD burner. At least it wouldn't be completely useless to me.

Would you rather:

Have psychokinetic powers like those from Earthbound (PK Fire, Flash and Thunder)?
OR
Have Krystal's staff from Star Fox Adventures? (The only upgrades it would have are Fire Blast, Ice Blast and Rocket Boost, and you can't get anymore.)

 

[Kit Fox]

Have psychokinetic powers cause you might lose the staff.

Would get married at the age 18
or
at the age 30 ?

 

[Ticadrius]

Actually, that's a decent question. I think getting married at 18 would lead to a very hard life looking for a job and finding a cheap place to live. I think I should get mastery of my life before I marry and throw another life into the mix. I'd rather get married at 30.

Would You Rather

Lose six teeth in a fight you win (mostly losing them in the front of your mouth)

or

Skin your knee in a fight you lose

Things to consider: Which is the better "glory scar," which situation would command more respect, your love life

 

[Link_in_park]

Losing 6 of my teeth would even effect my love life more than and loss can!

would you rather...

eat 6 acres of crap

or...

jump off a cliff, breaking all your legs and being in pain for the rest of your life?

 

[firaga01]

I would jump off that cliff. Anything beats eating 6 acres of crap.......

Would you rather:

Be burned alive?
OR
Forcefully take a Hammer and destroy your Computer?

 

[Rock Man X]

Forcefully take a hammer and beat my computer to death because I can honestly just get a new one. I love warranties!

Would you rather.....

Become the ugliest person in the world and have the most loving and caring friends?
OR
Become the most beautiful person in the world and be the hated scum of the universe?

 

[Kit Fox]

Ugly because I would have more sex than being beautiful and being being hated.

Would shallow a whole beer bottle
or
shallow a leaking battery ?

 

[Link_in_park]

As much as swollowing a beer bottle would hurt, a leaky battery would kill me...

Die Laughing

Die eating?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

die laughing...


Would you rather...

Be liked by a really hot person of the oppisite gender that you dont really know well

By liked by one average looking person of the oppiste sex youre good friends with...

 

[firaga01]

Wow.....that's the toughest one yet....

I'd have to say a friend since there's less of a possibility that she's gonna cheat on me or somethin'.


Would you rather.......
Be tortured to death with a machette?
OR
Be tortured with the Chinese Water Torture Method?

 

[shadowhuntr000]

a machete, quicker

Would you rather

have a gun with 1 bullet in a fight against 1 person?(powerful, but i shot only)

a katana against 1 person(fast, unlimited swings, but weak...)

 

[Jango Fett]

Katana because I could deflect all the bullets and do Star Wars stuff with it.

Would you fight against a Jedi Knight
or
12 StormTroopers ?

 

[Kit Fox]

12 StormTroopers, they're easier and dumb. They can't see through those ugly helmets.

Would you be a chicken
or
be Ronald McDonald for the rest of your life? And you can't get out of the clown suit.

 

[Lord Destron]

BE A CHICKEN!!!!

Would you rather:

Have your Family die(Including Grandparents and cousins)

OR

Have yourself die?

 

[firaga01]

Obviously, I would die. The needs of many greatly outnumber the needs of one.

Would you rather....
Live in the Star Wars Universe?
OR
Live in the Lord of The Rings Universe?

 

[sum41]

Star Wars


Would you rather....

Run a marathon
or
Swim 10 miles