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finals stress?Tubes, you OK, dude? =_=
whatever it is, If he does it again I'm going to shoot him in the foot to calm his *** down.finals stress?
but that was ****ing overkill.
...cool story bro.you dated girl
you should've dated a guy
or a fox
...the idea of pics of my GF getting in your guys' hands makes me shudder.yiff, take pics.
Yah. That's me.Just so im clear on this.
Yiff = Nihongo.
Right?
...Do you have a girlfriend? Next time you see me at Waba, ask me, and I'll show you pics on my phone. I just don't think that putting them on the internet is a good idea.Sorry to potentially ruin your current strongest trolling tool, but it doesn't even mean **** to me until I see some pictures. Up until now I just figured she probably has a neckbeard of equal or greater length to Yiff's anyway. I'm pretty skeptical about her existence after reading that shower BS.
Yiff having a girlfriend is the greatest example of irony in American history so hopefully he does in fact have one, but I wouldn't put my money on it.
I have always had a bit of an overactive sweat gland problem. Plus, I forget deodorant from time to time, so that makes it worse. I put it on almost every day, but I do forget about it from time to time. That was probably just one of the days.....WHAT!? Did...Did I just read that ****? Do you use soap? Because dude there's just no ****ing way! Last time I was at Waba you used my controller. MY CONTROLLER SMELLED AFTERWARDS! THAT IS HOW ****ING STRONG YOUR BO IS! On top of that, I bet If you were to run a comb through your hair, you could probably HEAR the comb scraping the grease off your hair.
...You better have a good *** explanation for this ****.
About 5 months. Her parents are cool.The answer is obvious. It's because you have a p3nis.
Seriously:
How long have y'all been going out?
Idk, originally I was gonna just mention it too him nicely next time I saw him because I feel it's one of those things that nobody wants to tell you about cuz they don't want to be a jerk, but everyone thinks less of you because of. But how are they supposed to fix or even know the problem exists if nobody tells them? Then I read that he showers everyday and it pretty much blew my mind that someone could be actively trying to not stink and still stink so bad.Tubes, you OK, dude? =_=
I guess this is a reasonable enough explanation. But seriously, that "one of those days" was pretty bad. the last thing time I wrote a rant of that magnitude, some *** was typing in a custom font with the hardest to read red color available, and using stars as punctuation, and when I asked him what was up with the stars he was all like *star*Its called typing with StYlE*star*. You need to make bringing deodorant with you places a top priority, because people are going to start trying to avoid you because of the smell, and you don't need to deal with that ****! You get enough **** as it is!I have always had a bit of an overactive sweat gland problem. Plus, I forget deodorant from time to time, so that makes it worse. I put it on almost every day, but I do forget about it from time to time. That was probably just one of the days.
Yea your probably right about that. I actually don't think I need to see pics now that there's an explanation about the other thing. Besides, its better off if you have a girlfriend because it makes the world a more interesting and unpredictable place. It also proves that all men are indeed created equal....Do you have a girlfriend? Next time you see me at Waba, ask me, and I'll show you pics on my phone. I just don't think that putting them on the internet is a good idea.
That was so hilarious! I remember reading that thread again not too long ago, and your rant was still too good.the last thing time I wrote a rant of that magnitude, some *** was typing in a custom font with the hardest to read red color available, and using stars as punctuation, and when I asked him what was up with the stars he was all like *star*Its called typing with StYlE*star*.
can that apply to mamma's boyzzzZ?good rule to follow to is if she treats her dad like crap then shell probably treat you like crap too.
Yea I'll admit I did kinda lose my cool there. I'm sorry Yiff.Anybody can get a girlfriend.
Also. Tubes. Calm the **** down. You could've approached him in person instead of calling him out
No prob, man. I did feel kinda bad because the day I read that, everyone I know decided to put on their douche-mask and be douches all day. But it's cool now.Yea I'll admit I did kinda lose my cool there. I'm sorry Yiff.
I usually am able to carry deodorant with me, but if I run out, my mom actually has to get off her *** and go buy some. (She's REALLY LAZY. Like, insanely lazy.) So that'll take a while, and for that time, I have to use ****ty Axe deodorant that you have to apply like 5 times a day. It doesn't even work very well.Idk, originally I was gonna just mention it too him nicely next time I saw him because I feel it's one of those things that nobody wants to tell you about cuz they don't want to be a jerk, but everyone thinks less of you because of. But how are they supposed to fix or even know the problem exists if nobody tells them? Then I read that he showers everyday and it pretty much blew my mind that someone could be actively trying to not stink and still stink so bad.
I guess this is a reasonable enough explanation. But seriously, that "one of those days" was pretty bad. the last thing time I wrote a rant of that magnitude, some *** was typing in a custom font with the hardest to read red color available, and using stars as punctuation, and when I asked him what was up with the stars he was all like *star*Its called typing with StYlE*star*. You need to make bringing deodorant with you places a top priority, because people are going to start trying to avoid you because of the smell, and you don't need to deal with that ****! You get enough **** as it is!
Yea your probably right about that. I actually don't think I need to see pics now that there's an explanation about the other thing. Besides, its better off if you have a girlfriend because it makes the world a more interesting and unpredictable place. It also proves that all men are indeed created equal.
Whoa bro.I've tried to get my girlfriend to come to Waba and play, but she's too afraid of getting beat by better players. She plays Pikachu, and is actually REALLY good. A bit of a self-esteem problem with her.
The XIF agrees with The Don.LOL this topic delivers.
Did I read that right? Unless you're < 15, why aren't you getting your own **** deodorant?I usually am able to carry deodorant with me, but if I run out, my mom actually has to get off her *** and go buy some. (She's REALLY LAZY. Like, insanely lazy.)
No job, no cash, no way of income whatsoever.Did I read that right? Unless you're < 15, why aren't you getting your own **** deodorant?
The thought of Yiff reproducing frightens me, to be quite honest.The girl beside me said that us boys just don't understand. She said she might be pregnant or something, and mad at him.
I thought to myself the girl beside me was a *****.
EDIT: She just threatened to smash my balls so I agreed that I loved her.
Isn't that every thread I make?This thread is now the "Lets flame Yiff" official thread.
Lol, this.well that's what my "*frown* was for. It sucks that he'd have better luck in the user blogs section with mostly total strangers than in here with most of the people from his community.