Wish Corruptor

[dan smith]

I wish you were too...

But if you did...they would break. Your keyboad is that strong.

I wish I had enough time to watch movies...

My G-Ma got me a subscription to Netflix and it is so cool...but then when I don't watch any movies for a week I feel bad. Because it works on a monthly fee and I am wasting time! It did just get cheaper though...they lowered their price 6 dollars a month.

Screw BlockBuster...go Netflix. <---- Shameless product promotion, but I support it with all my heart.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

*breaks dan's gc* have fun watching movies!

I wish lol!

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but rofl.

I wish I had a subcription to Netflix....

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but you get Dan's and comes after you! Heh, no GC, no NetFlix... you're boned.

I wish I had more Nerds Rope!

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but the nerds are butt flavor. how gross.

I wish that Cashed would not hate me anymore.

 

[fluffy-sama]

Granted. s/he no longre hates you. s/he now detests you instead. Hurray for semantics!


I wish for... like... a wall clock.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but it's not digital. Oh wait, maybe a clock being digital doesn't mean anything to anyone besides me....oh well.

I wish they didn't make the hand clocks...only digital ones.

 

[Hoefler]

Granted, but this brings in a new age of lazy people who can't read time unless it's forcefed to them through flourescent numbers.

I wish for more Mexican rice.

 

[dan smith]

IT'S STALE!

Rice isn't good unless it is moist.

(Sober, non digital clocks are called "analog" by the way.)

I wish I could break up with my girlfriend and still be good friends with her. I wish I could break up with my girlfriend without hearing the pain in her voice. I wish I could just say what I mean and stop stalling when I have truly made up my mind.

 

[fluffy-sama]

you can... uh.. and... then... the world explodes.


I wish i hadn't read that cuz it just made me really sad. ;_;

 

[dan smith]

Granted...you haven't read my sad post...but then you get even sadder when I tell you it just happened and she was really upset and I hate myself.

I wish I was a robot.

 

[soberfox]

Granted...but now you want to get back with your girlfriend and your the one that feels like **** now instead of her.

(wow, that is pretty hardcore corruption)

I wish I hadn't of been as harsh with that corruption of your wish.

 

[dan smith]

Wish granted, I wasn't reallly effected by your harsh corruption.

I AM A COLD HEARTED KILLER.

I wish I was a 1337 hacker.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, but now you have to get on AIM.

I wish dan smith was on AIM because there is no one online to talk to right now and I'm about to kill myself with boredom.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

You ***....why did I have to get the ungrantable wish??!??!!


I wish oranges.

 

[NessExclusively]

I'm not really sure what you want with the oranges but i'll give you many corruptions. If you want the whole world to be orange, sadly you will become colorblind and not be able to enjoy the orangeness. If you want tons of oranges they will have peels so thick that no one but superman will be able to open them up, and he's on vacation right now. And if you want to be an orange you soon lose you brain heart lungs and any other body parts, so therefore you die and are then eaten


I wish I had a moo cow

 

[Metroid Killer]

You now have a moo cow... but it smells really bad because it had been lying on the bottom of a lake for a loong time and died because alll its poo got stuck inside it.

I wish I could ride a uni-cycle... properly

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but now all the weird nerdy kids that ride unicycles come out of the woodwork and want to be your friend. The worst part : you accept and become one of them.


I wish that my class wasnt so lame, and I didnt have to do work..

 

[dan smith]

Granted! You drop out of school and never return to that horrible place. Now you are a male escort for ugly women. Women who are so ugly you hesitate before calling them women.

I wish the Artwork Emporium moved faster, IE, banners got completed more often so that I could finally get my YYG banner.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but the Artwork Emporium is so fast that none of the lady forums want to have sex with it. And it gets so sad from this that your banner has tears all over it.


I wish that Dan Smith was the moderator of the Ness forum so he could be like hey, im a mod.

 

[dan smith]

Tell it to Gideon...or somebody. Nobody else moderates the Ness forum so I wouldn't mind doing it. *Wish Grant pending*

I wish I could eat toxic waste...and that it tasted good. I could save the enviorment all by myself.

 

[soberfox]

Granted, have your waste...but now everything else on earth tastes BAD!! That's what eating extremely toxic stuff will do to ya...

I wish I had a female here beside me, right at this moment.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

What are you thinking?! That's not cool!

I'm cool cause I...shoot wrong thread

um

You are asking for something you already have *looks at Faye*

I wish for world peace.

and by world....i mean all of them

 

[NessExclusively]

Granted, but because everyone is all stupid and nice. the people who were on the moon while world peace was working its magic they come back evil and kill all of the pansy's


I wish I had the original Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, and it's also indestructable.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

granted, but it isnt in any language anyone can understand


i wish for money

 

[fluffy-sama]

Granted now you have money but no friends or family and there's also nothing to buy. omg.


I wish it wasn't raining. v.v

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but now is it acid - ing.

I wish it was lunchtime right now...

 

[fluffy-sama]

It's lunchtime now! but ther'es nothing to eat


I wish I could draw.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

I present to you...a bathtub


I wish to sleep.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but somebody teabags you while you sleep.


I wish I had 1,000,000 posts so everybody would like me and think i was cool for having so many posts on a videogame forum.

 

[DarkSideMarth]

Granted, but all those post are spam and you go the way of LHS_Loser, banned before you can say "Gil-farm"

I wish that Kiki officalizes my clan

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but your clan is even more suxxor than when it was unoffical.


I wish that I didnt have a geometry quiz tomorrow.

 

[Osco316]

Granted, you now have a Geometry exam.


I wish I could get a good MP3 player.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but right after you buy it, it drops on the ground and breaks. You try to return it but the warranty is teh suxxor.


I wish I win for Biggest Suck Up in the forum awards.

 

[dan smith]

Granted...

Thanks for the self corrupting wish, granting that was it's own punishment.

I wish I had a powerpoint program on my personal computer.

 

[loserlad89]

Granted, but the things you make in it suck and all the nerds make fun of you for sucking.

I wish I had some Cadbury's chocolate right now.

 

[Crystal Ziadane]

Granted, but it comes to life and eats you for stealing the name of the Great LHS_LOSER

I wish you would die For STEALING MY NAME!!!!!!!!!!1 shift 1!
(guess who's back)

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

ok he's dead...but not for that reason..HAHAHAAH

I wish for candy.

 

[dan smith]

Granted, Candy is a fat lady who lives in a trailer park in Arkansas.

(LHS_Loser? What does LHS stand for??)

I wish I could have a best selling book.

 

[Simna ibn Sind]

*gives dan a roll of tp* This baby sells better than any book!

I wish for things and stuff.