Wish Corruptor

[GerudoSmasher]

Granted, but the Genie runs out of power.

I wish to be an angel!

 

[Burning Composer]

Granted! But you are an angel without wings!

I wish that I was never born

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but since you were never born, you never got to make the wish not to be born, so you're born anyway.

I wish I had a bag of magic beans.

 

[True_Link_Master]

granted but you ate them and had magic farts which killed you

i wish I had the master sword

 

[Burning Composer]

You get the master sword...but you impale yourself.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish

 

[DrumStickz]

Granted, but because you wish that you didn't have to wish when you made a wish and another wish, a void was created and the space-time continuum was interrupted, causing a shock that triggered several events in time that caused you to not exist.

I wish I was rich.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but you loose it all gambling. then you have a zillion dollar debt. MWAHAHAHAH!!!!

i wish i could go back to sleep.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, but your sleep lasts 50 years and you wake up finding your self with a long white bear and everything around you is strange (because its the future, hello) .

I wish I had a "foine honey" conjuring genie.

 

[brothermagika]

granted

granted but it never comes out his lamp to do his bidding

I wish i could fly

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but you can only fly during thunderstorms.

I wish Elvis would come out of hiding in Kentucky.

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but cuz he's dead, he's just a skeleton who sits there.


I wish I had an F-22 for transportation, combat, and entertainment.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but it turns into a homicidal snow demon that ingests you.

I wish for a million wallabies.

 

[Magic Jesus]

Granted, but they're rabid!


Jeg ønsker for noen forstå hva jeg er ordspråk.

 

[the sideburns]

uh, Granted! but i don't speak your crazy language so I just assumed you wished for me to get a raise at work. thanks!

I wish I could beat azen with pichu when he comes to my smash tournament this weekend!

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but then you get creamed by some three year old with cerebral palsy.

I wish my computer would be faster.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but the images are so fast your eyes can't keep up.

I wish I would get all A's on my report card and for every A, I would have a beautiful girlfriend.

 

[the sideburns]

unfortunately, they all have horrible venerial disease.

i wish people still played Perfect Dark

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but that's all they ever play all the time, so nothing ever got done in the world.

I wish they would make a system that could play any game from any system.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but your missing the power cord. HAHa

I wish I had a golden toilet.

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but sitting on it gives you eternal diarrhea! :freak:

I wish I was the Ruler of the Land!

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, but your ruler of the antartica unfotunaly its really cold and you die.

I wish I was hugh heffner . HEHE

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but you get cancer and die.

I wish someone would make a fire breathing chicken.

 

[Ignignokt]

Granted, but the chicken grows too strong. The millitary steps in to destroy the chicken, taking you and most of east St. Louis with it.

I wish that calculators could show the exact date that you will die.

No sigs in FG.

 

[Bahamut]

Granted, and YOUR calculator says "Today".

I wish I didn't have dandruff.

p.s. You should turn off your sig.

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but you don't have any hair either, and your bald head is bright green.

I wish Jar Jar Binks would die.

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but then his spirit posseses you, causing you to have ' Jar Jar mood swings' at random moments and there's no hope for an exorcism.

I wish there were no more annoying commercials on tv.

 

[DrumStickz]

Granted but they're replaced with infomercials.

I wish I was the best SSBM player in the world.

 

[AxeRaider]

Granted, but since your the best no on challenges you or plays you!!

I wish i was a dragon.

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but you can't fly or move because you are too fat.

I wish I had a silver Ferrari that could kill werewolves by running into them.

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted but a Vampire breakes through your window and sucks your blood.

I wish I was funny

 

[Neophos]

Wish Granted, but you lose every other kind of quality you have

I wish i knew something no one else knew, cause then i could brag about it...

 

[link_fanboy17]

Granted, you find out how gay you are.

I wish I Puerto Rold wins gold for basketball in the Olympics

(Just kidding Neophos)

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, you now know how many lice are in Osama bin Laden's beard.

I wish I had a college degree in Philosophy.

 

[Zero EXE]

Granted, but you then go out to search for the meaning of life for some reason....I dunno.

I wish my computer didn't suck so much.

 

[Neophos]

Granted, but instead, it started licking you when you enter the room....

i wish that all the 12942 lice in Osama bin Laden beard wasnt there.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Granted, those lice were transferred to your hair! Nice wish dum dum!

I wish I was the CEO of a major corporation.

 

[Byakko Shockwave]

Granted, but your company goes bankrupt, and then you get shot.

I wish I had a Big Mac. :hungry:

 

[Creature_85]

Granted, but then you burn your toungue, sue McDonalds, lose, and have to pay them all your money.

I wish I had MMAC.

 

[Vjoe]

Wish granted but now you have no idea what MMAC is just like me.

I wish my friend would stop copying me. (and stealing my style... )

 

[fluffy-sama]

Your wish is granted, but now you don't have any style.

I wish I had a decent job. v.v;