Wish Corruptor

[Adrian W. K.]

granted: It turns out to be a big muffin though, so it's gross

wish: to be the highlander

 

[mx_spyder]

granted: but your stuck with the walker texas ranger

wish: i had money for cake

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but you foolishly spend it at a casino on the way to the store, and end up with a trillion dollar debt. talk about stupid. lol.

I wish cheese had magical properties.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but it can only use them on itself

I wish I were less clueless

 

[DaDemon132]

Granted, but then the cluelessness will be passed down mx_spyder, (moohahaha)

I wish I was Batman. :D

 

[Vinnie275]

2 gil?

Granted, but you're not actually THE batman. You're just a freak with hairy wings and pointy ears.

I wish for three wishes.


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BTW did you know Gideon has a robot *****?

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

Granted, but you foolishly (where have i heard that phrase before? hmm....) squander the wishes on a helmet, a moter cycle, an empty gas can, so you cant go anywhere, then your motorcycle gets stripped of parts and is put on cinderblocks by a street gang, and when you tell the cops they just ignore you bcuz they're having their "morning donut".



I wish I had Spiderman's powers.

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but you accidentally webb yourself to a wall and cannot get off.

I wish I had an Eva....

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but it is an timebomb named Eva.

I wish for a perfect car with everything I could ever dream off, and it would not have any flaws or any corruptions or anything other nasty things the next poster could think of.

 

[Solid Snake015]

Granted, but you will go blind and drive it off a cliff.

I wish i had a wish no one could corrupt

 

[metal_mario64]

Granted, your wish is to be dead.

I wish i could think of somehting to wish for...

 

[Big Andy]

granted but when you did it would be corrupted

I wish i were and oscer mayer weener (its were not had)

 

[PsiFlameMaster]

granted, but you're a human sized one and you have to look like that forever and ppl laugh when they see you, and then one day you get eaten by a murder of crows (a murder is what they call a group of crows, in case you didn't know.).

I wish my stupid annoying little brother would never bother me again forever!!!

 

[XDaDePsak]

granted, because your untimely death prevents that

i wish i was god

 

[ultimaiq2]

Granted, but you wished you "was God" so you are not made into God, but rather you where a God somewhere in your past, but did not know it. and you are not God now.

I wish I am God.

 

[Marth_the_Lithe]

Congratulations, you're God, now your nonexistent!

Wish: No one replies to this message.

 

[Eral]

id doesnt mater if we grant it or not
no one likes you and wed probably leave this topic and start a new one
and by we i mean the group of us who are out to get you

i wish my stomach didnt ache

 

[mx_spyder]

granted: your stomach doesn't ache anymore...

..I wish what i said ^up^ there made some sense

 

[Dapenda]

no problem, but now u the stomach ache

I wish tommorrow was yesterday

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but your wish started a Groundhog Day effect where you have to love the worst day of your life over and over.

I wish for a glass of water

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but someone spits in it.

I wish to read other minds

 

[Dapenda]

granted, but then there's no off switch to reading ppl's minds, and the ability to know what everyone's thinking all at once destroys your own mind

I wish the world was one big country called: Gaia

 

[SNTRL]

granted, but its ruled by me

I wish i was a eagle

 

[Dapenda]

granted, but since eagles are going off the endangered species list, you're gonna get shot

I wish knowledge could be directly inserted into your brain instead of taking us to long to memorize

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but you waste the abality by parting tons of useless space taking knowledge and your head explodes!

I wish I could wakeboard better.....

 

[rroobbiieee]

granted... now your the best wakeboarder in the world... but the person driving the boat sucks and crashes into a iceberg then a killer whale bites you in half and the adult swin pirrana finishes you off before the cold does

i wish i wasnt an evil genious bent on world destruction

 

[metal_mario64]

granted, you no longer desire to conquer the world. Your past plans for world domination are stolen by me and the plans you previously thought would not work, i use. I become supreme ruler of the world. But the ppl of the world rebel, and they kill me.

I wish i hadn't stolen rroobbiieee's plans for world domination

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, He find out you were going to steal his plans before you actually steal them. Then he gets his henchmen to torture you day in and day out for the rest of your long long life.

I wish I didn't have to post 230 more times to be a Smash Lord.

 

[Cubed64]

Granted, but then gideon hears of your complaining about the title system and so your account gets deleted.

I wish for a piece of plastic

 

[rmusgrave]

And you get it, and your pet turtle eats it and dies.


I wish I had a piece of paper

 

[Ace(Fox)]

Granted, but then a bunch of conservationists freaks stat roiting outside your house chanting "Save the trees!"

I wish I could post my sig in the FG.

 

[Eral]

granted but you still get 8270947094170924 warnings for it
i wish i was a member of daft punk

 

[Cubed64]

granted, but then you get hit by a car as you are walking across the street. (man that was original~)

I wish for a AA battery, i dont care if it has run out of power, i just want a AA battery.

 

[Doomanite_X]

granted but its a bomb and u die

i wish i had a roy avatar

 

[MarioRPG]

Your wish was granted but instead of a Roy avatar, it was a Marth avatar.
I wish for Mario to marry Peach.

 

[SNTRL]

Granted, but has a baby and will be too busy to star in the next SSB?.

I wish HAL would let me create a nintendo character for the next SSB?

 

[Eral]

granted but the character sucks really bad

i wish i had a hammer

 

[Doctor Mario RPG]

Your wish was granted, but the hammer head broke and fell on your head. (KERPLUNK!!!!!)
I wish that Doctor Mario could take a break from all of that hard work against those viruses while Luigi takes care of them.

 

[Doomanite_X]

granted but you're luigi and the virusees give u AIDS and SARS and you die

I wish Dr. Mario RPG didn't just die so I can play hopscotch with him.

 

[Doctor Mario RPG]

Your wish was granted but that Doctor Mario that just died was actually a decoy filled with poisonous gas that then killed Doomanite!
I wish for Bowser to stop interferring with Mario's and Peaches life!