Wish Corruptor

[Slayer Link]

Wish granted but you got teleported with all the gays of the world to a small livible planet with the size of New York.

I wish smashboards had some cooler smilies...

 

[Ness EX-2 Plus ALPHA]

Wish granted but smashboards is closed forever do to no bandwidth

I wish I lived in a mansion...

 

[Dark Tim]

Your wish is granted, but the house is from another dimension and the walls bleed.

I wish I had more doughnuts

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but the doughnuts are stale.

I wish that Saddam's weiner was cut off.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted.... but uh.... hmmm... well how about I just turn you into cheese since Sadam isn't a nice guy

I wish I had a nice cup of peach yougurt...

 

[shishkabob]

Granted, but then a monkey comes crashing into it and says "Fruitilicious!"

I wish that I got 100000000 hot girls to play with.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... now there all pregnant and you owe 200,000,000,000,000 in chid support every month

i wish it would snow

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. now we're in a new ice age.

i wish i got all the gil back that i mysteriously lost.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you'll go back to Level 1.

I wish I could overline and underline.

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted... SIKE!

XD

... anyways, i wish people would actually read my faqs, :[

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but now no one talks to you.

I wish I spoke Dwarf (Dwarven).

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but now you cant speak english, and no one understands you.

i'm thirsty, i wish for some coke.

 

[Jestek]

granted, but It's the kind of coke that makes you more thirsty


I wish I could own a succesful game company

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but you're so successful that the other companies hire assassins to kill you, and they do.

I wish I had a four-story bathroom.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but the plumbing's shoddy.

i wish it were september.

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's September 2001.

I wish there was a video game where Toad was the main character.

 

[Maq]

Granted, but the game will be only 5 minutes long.

I wish I could fly

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. you fell out of a plane.

i wish for eyes on the back of my head....

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted, you can have mine, there blind...

i wish i was tired,

 

[jet]

wish granted... your dead

I wish i wasn't tired

 

[Gligar_Man]

granted your a somelongscientificwordian mayfly, you live a 24 hour energetic life in wich you breed, dont even have a mouth, and die,

i wish i wasnt out of corndogs,

 

[jet]

wish granted but now your fat

I wish i was numba 1 in everything

 

[The Muffin King]

Your wish is granted, but now #1 you're on the CIA, FBI, and NSA's most wanted lists.

I wish I had a hammer

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but it's a big blow-up one.

I wish i could make baloon animals.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted. it fell on your head, now you're dead.

i wish for some brownies now.

 

[flash]

granted, but it will be poisoned

i wish i could jump really high

 

[The Muffin King]

Granted, but you got hit by plane while jumping.

I wish I had a higher post count

 

[Sauron]

Granted, but your account will be hacked.

I wish the stores near me had new Star Wars figures.

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but they're all jar jar action figures.

i wish for a world without fear, a world without hatred.

 

[Wyld]

Your wish is granted but everybody on earth is a gray blob all the same size, all have the same taste, same interests, same dislikes, same voice.

I wish tomorrow a new Super Smash Brothers Comes out!

I pity the person who corrupts this wish

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but since you rushed the development process it's crappier than enter the matrix.

i wish i can teleport like nightcrawler.

 

[Wyld]

Granted but evertime you teleport you come down with a incurable rash that lasts a week

I wish I could make my drawings come to life

 

[The Muffin King]

Granted, but they beat you up for drawing so krappy. Except for the babes, they 'fix you up' good.

I wish I was rich

 

[Lightsaberboy]

granted, but you get busted for stealing all that money.

i wish i had telekinesis

 

[Big Andy]

wish granted but its counterfit.

i wish my pc was faster.

 

[Phillip Chanter]

Granted! But it constantly suffers from the Blue screen of death

I wish I had a shiney gold Pocket knife...

 

[Him]

Granted, but it's so small that it's smaller than an atom and keeps getting lost between the cushions in the couch.


I wish I could hug you.

 

[Big Andy]

granted but you its dull

i wish life were a viedo game

 

[flash]

granted, but you die in 5 min.

i wish i was invisible

 

[Him]

Granted, but you only have 1 life left and everybody else has 99.




I wish any of my 4 toilets were working :o