Wish Corruptor

[tissue]

You get it, but what is this? The new characters are cows! Miltank, Lon Lon Ranch cows, they're all here! Enjoy!

I wish for MetaKnight to be in the new SSB.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but all of a sudden he turns into a cow

I wish I had wished a wish that I had wishfully wish for.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you make the same wish twice and piss me off because I started this game.

I wish SWF had no language filter.

 

[tissue]

It has no language filter, but theres a problem with your computer and you can no longer access it.

I wish I understood Cerebrate's earlier post about having started this game...

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but all your mind's powers are now used on understanding that post, and you can no longer do anything else but try to understand the post.

I wish I had Flash MX so I could do more stick figure deaths. (Man, GIF's are too easy and old.)

 

[CookyMonster]

your wish is granted but youre not allowed to use the program you desire.

i wish this girl would stop giving me mvnasty looks

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now everyone else except for her is giving you demonic satanic looks of pure hatred.

I wish I had a dollar so I could call 10-10-220 for long distance.

 

[Blaster]

You will get a dollar, but it will be fake, so you wont be able to use it.

Wish: I wish I had a pizza!

 

[Deathbubble]

You get a pizza, then the chhese turns into rotting flesh and the sauce is blood and the dough is sewed together animal parts!!! BUAHAHAHAHAH!!!(man im evil)

I wish I could convince my friends that Morrowind pwns!

 

[cheeseguy]

Your wish is granted, but they're always borrowing the game so you don't get to play it.

I wish I had a hundred million billion dollars.

 

[Cerebrate]

I wish I understood Cerebrate's earlier post about having started this game...

My bad. I started this game on another board and I was thinking about that when I said it.:o
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Your wish is granted, but it's all Monopoly money.

I wish I could get into the Backroom.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted, but you do something really stupid and get kicked out.

I wish we all had mutant powers

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but apparently I got a hold of Magneto's powers, and I'm smart enough to realize that under certain conditions, magma is magnetic, and I destroy everything in the world because I am a madman.

I wish I could read very quickly because school-assigned books are annoying.

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but then you go blind and have to use brail.

I wish for world peace.

 

[tissue]

The split second before your world peace wish comes, Jesus comes back and takes the Christians to heaven.

 

[Ticadrius]

Since tissue forgot a wish:

I wish I was a popular singer.

 

[Paingvr99]

Youre wish is granted, then simon comes in and tells u u r horrible and should be fired! and they listen!

I wish that nothing bad would happen whenever i make a wish!

 

[Pokemasterkatie]

Your wish is granted, but something moronic happens instead.

I wish I was a Pikachu for one day!

 

[tissue]

You become Pikachu, but Marth comes out of nowhere, impales you on his sword, and cooks you over a fire. Mmmmmmmmm, crispy.

I wish that I could be the best Marth player there ever was!

 

[Ticadrius]

Your wish is granted, but any time anyone plays with Roy, they wail on you.

I wish people would stop posting sigs in this room.

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but now people are double posting like maniacs. Even triple posting. Quadruple posting.

I wish I had a trillion gil and was lvl 999 without using PayPal.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but everyone now hates you and refuses to battle you because they can't possibly win.

I wish I had a UFO.

 

[neodan]

Your wish is granted but your UFO cant fly

I wish im 7 ft tall

 

[DukieMan1223]

Your wish is granted, but an evil merchant has kidnapped you and put into a freakshow. You are now Tally McTallerson the freakishly tall boy!!!

I wish I had a transformers action figure.

 

[neodan]

Your wish is granted but you found out somebody stole after you put it on your bed

I wish i can be a kid again

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but now you can't enough the stuff you can do after puberty

I wish I found osama already

 

[Ticadrius]

Originally posted by neodan
Your wish is granted but your UFO cant fly

Uh.....then what's the 'F' stand for?

On topic, your wish is granted, but everyone mocks you since he was behind your couch the whole time!

I wish I could speak another language.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but now no one can understand you

I wish I had a jet of my own

 

[CO Cheddar]

Your wish is granted, but it has no engine!

I wish I had a Lepprechaun's Gold Stash.

Edit- How come I keep posting my sig here?

 

[Kitsume Star]

Your wish is granted, but it's an Araibian cheese leperchaun's
stash.

I wish I was a spirit theif!

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but i catch you bcuz i'm a spirit detective

I wish i wasn't hungry anymore

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted, but your so full you throw-up.

I wish I had a Billion dollars.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted, but it's fake money

 

[Cerebrate]

I wish people would stop forgetting to post new wishes.

 

[gamecube64]

Your wish is granted by making no one post at all.

I wish this wish isn't corrupted.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted, but since I can't corrupt your wish, someone else does.

I wish i had a basketball

 

[choknater]

Your wish is granted, but you get a Spalding Infusion basketball, and you decide to pump it with all your might until it explodes because it's fun to pump that ball.

I wish I could roll my eyes like this.

 

[Ticadrius]

You do it, but your face sticks that way, and your eyes are both stuck staring straight up.

I wish I wasn't a virgin.

 

[Cerebrate]

Your wish is granted, but you lose your virginity in prison.

I wish I could play drums.

 

[jet]

your wish is granted but you can't play very well

I wish I had superpowers