Wish Corruptor

[Luco]

Granted, you could stick to it but decide not to.

I wish Smash 4 would be the best smash yet.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted,but the characters still aren't balanced enough.

I wish that my wish was a wish that wishes all wishes out of Wishland.

 

[Luco]

Granted, this thread dies. -___________-

No wish makes ^ come true.

Unless someone else wishes...


... Didn't think of that.

 

[SpinDoctor]

Granted. You don't get a wish.


I wish I could post somewhere other than the games forum.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but you find nothing interesting and come back here, wishing to revive this.

I wish I could have my wishes not troll me.

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but they come back to get you

"I wish the spare tire was gone"

 

[Frostwraith]

Granted, you would need it immediately after.

I wish I could become fluent in Japanese in little time.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted you get a Japaneses speaking cutie mark from a result of having the cutie pox

i wish i knew what my special talent is...

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but you never have a chance to use it.

I wish I could levitate above ground.

 

[WoapGang]

Granted but you only hover an inch above the ground

I wish i could find my favorite shirt.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but it can't fit you anymore, so when you try it on it rips.

I wish I had a delicious Sandwich! what... I'm hungry.

 

[WoapGang]

Granted, But all the bread is stale so it's more like a Ham and Cheese Crouton

I wish i could meet Kat Dennings

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but you meet Ana Dennings instead

i wish that Muddy Mole be in SSB4!!!

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but he's an Assist Trophy.

I wish that another character gets confirmed for SSB4.

 

[Fire Emblemier]

Granted, but it's just Luigi.

I wish Lucina was in Smash 4 as a playable character

 

[Fluttershy]

Granted but she uses her disguise and replaces Marth

I wish it was October...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the real October swaps with December.

I wish to revive this thread, just to make hundreds of people go like, "WHAH YEW DUUN DEED DAT?!".

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted, but I refuse to say WHAH YEW DUUN DEED DAT.

.....wait...... D:

I wish having two Wish Corruption topics meant that we'd actually get twice the Wish Corrupting action!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but that means a certain someone would have to reply to the other thread...

I wish for a small sandwich.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted except there is no bread that will fit whatever would be inside..
i wish Sony and Microsoft wouldn't make glitchy hardware for once.. :/

 

[MPH Deku]

Granted. The just don't make any hardware at all anymore.

I wish I could actually try an orange-flavored Kit Kat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it's an actual orange-flavored cat. A, uh, Kit... Cat.

I wish people would save their drama for Hazama.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but there is no drama

i wish for bobsponge to live in a sea under the pineapple

 

[PKBeam]

Granted, but the sea will stink of thousand year old fish and bobsponge will forever live a life of poverty, torture and starvation.
I wish for a million wishes.

 

[Zombie Baki]

granted, but they get screwed up by the Anti version of the fairy that grants wishes for you

i wish for Closing logos

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, now they're the only thing that appear on television.
I wish I had a power suit.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but it has a mind if it's own and hates you

I wish I could DOMINATE THE EARTH!!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted but when you finally get to Russia the Earth dominates you.
I wish I had a magic paintbrush.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but Bowser Jr stole it.

I wish I could find my lucky penny.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but little do you know it's cursed now.

I wish for the ultimate power

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted, but its the power of high metabolism.

I wish that there is a backfire for this wish.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, but it backfires in a painful way

I wish for a world with no bugs.

 

[SmasherMaster]

Granted but everything goes extinct.

I wish that I never forgot to put the second part of this post.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but now you will forget to do this part instead

i wish there is going to be a fire/grass type pokemon

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, it has to charge its attacks every other turn.

I wish my laptop would shoot out fake flames every time I typed something.

 

[Segastorm]

Granted, the fake flames eventually overheat the computer.

I wish things would install right on my computer nowadays.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but in order for it to be used it needs to be updated which takes twice as long as it normally would

i wish they would reveal a new character (not a veteran) for ssb4 already..

 

[megaminerzero]

Granted. It's Tingle.

I wish I could bring back a copy of Smash Bros. 4 from the future.

 

[Fluttershy]

granted but every character gets leaked and the game becomes cancelled and since it got cancelled your copy vanishes out of existence since it was never completed due to you going to the future and getting it

i wish i finally got the last sicker i need for brawl ( first Wii i had glitched the game so challenges i should have gotten were never received. and was forced to restart early 2011 js...)

 

[HeavySmashGuy]

Granted, but the sticker will fly away when you mouse over it.
I wish for a colony of hornets that will do my bidding.