Wish Corruptor

[Pachinkosam]

yes indeed
but we dies be for we gets there
i wish i can be a modertator

 

[Jasou]

Granted but ????????

I wish I could draw better santa hats.

 

[Pachinkosam]

Granted but ????????

I wish I could draw better santa hats.

wish granted
but you need practice

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

I wish people would stop forgetting to wish all the time in here.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you already wished that and it happened again.

I wish finals weren't so stressful.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, stressfulness is final.

I wish for a penguin.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but it only lasts for a day.

I wish for a meerkat.

 

[Asteuruxaz2082]

Granted, but it's a rabid one and tears off your face.

I wish the cable TV was working already.

 

[megaminerzero]

Granted, but the only show that's on is My Little Pony: Frendship is Magic.
I wish for an uncorrupted wish.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but since you only asked for an uncorruptED wish, instead of an uncorruptABLE wish, I just go ahead and corrupt your wish.

I wish electronics would actually stop giving me a hard time.

 

[megaminerzero]

Granted, they no longer, therefore, they no longer give you a hard time.
I wish an uncorruptable wish that gives me pie.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted, the pie is your favorite flavored pie with poison as the main topping.
I wish 30% of the Waddle Dee population were all Final Bosses...in the same game!

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the other 70% accidentally the 30%.

I wish I could build up the will to spend more time in the Foh-rum Guymes.

 

[Link2thelost90]

Granted you do, but you lose the will to do anything else.
I wish I had a combo named after me.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but it's so awesome that it's banned
I wish I knew people who played Lost Saga here. So I could have someone to talk to about it.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you turn into a frog and kissed by a muscly, shirtless man. I don't think you'll be discussing anything after that.

I wish for a Dougie.

 

[BluePSI]

Wish granted but the world can't handle it and so everything explodes.

I wish that I had a pet dinosaur named Steve.

 

[UberMario]

Granted, but he kills you.

I wish that I could tame Steven better than BluePSI did.

 

[Scinn]

Granted, but he dies right after you tame him.

I wish I knew if there was something more after death.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but there's nothing good after death.

I wish I could read the future.

 

[Scinn]

Granted, but your future sucks.

I wish for the next person to wish for something.

 

[Jasou]

Granted but it's going to be something stupid.

I wish I could live in a world of imagination.(without drugs)

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you are haunted and killed by your own fears.

I wish summertime would come back already.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but they decided to have school in summer this year.

I wish I could find the perfect person for me, which I have yet to do.

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but your personality changes the moment this wish is granted and back again, so he'she's imperfect

I wish I could....eat as much as I want

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but eating becomes not fun anymore.

I wish I didn't get so nervous when playing tournament sets.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, you get nervous when playing regular matches.

I wish! I wish the cobwebs would cover me!

 

[Segastorm]

granted, but with every cob web, there is a spider, well in this case a violin spider and a black widow

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Cool, bro.

I wish I was a good music composer.

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you broke both your hands so you can't write anymore.

I wish I could play melee friendlies with pros one day.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but on that day you learn that the pros haven't played melee in 28 years.

I wish I could walk through walls.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but the coding structure of life becomes unstable, thus turning your own life into a speedrun. Basically, you die sooner.

I wish Fisherman's Land existed (you know, from Link's Awakening?) irl.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but you'll be the only human unaware of its existence and incapable of reaching it.

I wish I could survive in all the harsh extremes of outer space.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but you need to be in a straight jacket the entire time you're out there.

I wish for a cybernetic super-suit.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but everyone's trying to steal it and it has a very independent mind of its own.

I wish I had 4 extra arms.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, but I still have SIX PAIRS OF HANDS!

I wish just once, JUST ONCE, this wouldn't happen to me, you know.

 

[BirthNote]

Granted, but that's 60 years from now.

I wish I could make anything I want.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Granted, the tools to make them with are piled throughout your house, thus forcing you to move out.

I wish for an Arwing.

 

[10 brave kirbys]

your wish is granted,but now the government has banned arwings.

i wish i had a portal to popstar

 

[Jasou]

Granted, but you won't have the sick abilities to mix and match powerups like in kirby and the crystal shards 64.

I wish I could play more melee.