Wish Corruptor

[Falkick]

granted, they become impossible to make!

I wish for the five cookies of ultimate power and a sandwich of +10000000 tastiness!

 

[Zakosai]

Granted, but they are made of play-doh

I wish all the soda companies in the world would only make Dr. Pepper...

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

I'm back...

granted, but other pop fans find out that its ur fault this happened, hunt u down, and kill u

i wish my computer didnt hav viruses

 

[Falcomaster16]

Granted, but you can't look at bad internet stuff.

I wish the nintendo revolution was good.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but noone else realized this, thus, nintendo produces the rev. in very low quantities

I wish that the above^ (My post) would never happen.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but then microsoft is forced out of the gaming business because of that.

i wish that that (^) would happen (seriously, we're just making that bill gates bugger richer by buying Xboxes)

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but that only makes Sony stronger (somehow) and Nintendo is forced out as well. Thanks a lot, Fiery Phoenix!

I wish they had waited longer to put out new consoles until the graphics actually made any improvement.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but everybody died before the new consoles came out

i wish all consoles had voice- recognition

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but they don't work because SOMEBODY forgot to insert the last part.

I wish that we'd be transported into the future!

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but the time machine breaks in the middle of transportation and your transported back to prehistoric times

I wish that Sears shipment of xbox 360 would come in so I could buy it.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the xbox 360 is accidently dropped on your head, killing you, making people realize that xboxes suck

I wish i got the first nintendo revolution ever made

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but it's terribly made and the really good hardware wasn't put in it, so you basically have a pretty box and that's all.

I wish the next Zelda game's release date was today instead of next year.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but since Nintendo had to rush the game, it's all defected and costs $99.89.

I wish for Thanksgiving.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but since it's ALREADY Thanksgiving, it's now NOT Thanksgiving.

I wish for a big turkey to eat at Thanksgiving dinner!

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but it's still alive and pecks your eyes out.

I wish I had a dollar

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but it's all covered in chocolate.

I wish I would win the lottery.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Granted, but you only got $1.

I wish Zelda was real.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but so is Gannondorf!

I wish we could live in our own personal games, like Legend of Zelda or Mario Kart 64.

 

[nin10do_revolution]

Granted, but you get stuck in Nintendogs on accident!

I wish I was a mod.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but you turn out to be the worst mod ever, so you get permanately banned from the smashboards

i wish i could fly like an eagle

 

[nin10do_revolution]

granted, but your wings melt and you fall.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but all the money turns out to be monopoly money

i wish for an apple pie

 

[nin10do_revolution]

granted, but the pie is filled with rotten apples.

i wish for a piece of the triforce.

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but the power is too much for you to handle, so it kills you

I wish i could meet Patrick Roy

 

[nin10do_revolution]

granted, but since I dont know who he is, you end up with a five-headed monster that eats you!

I wish that I had some poison.

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but it's inside of you!

I wish for WORLD PEACE!

 

[KLSmash]

nin10do_revolution, please stop posting excessively. Please take a look at the Forum Rules
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Granted, but George Bush does something stupid 'causing it to evaporate.

I wish for Kentucky Fried Chicken.

 

[DarkKirby26]

Granted, but KFC closes after you get their last piece of chicken.

I wish my fic had fans that commented again.

 

[SonicFreak12]

Wish granted, but the fans are creepy child molesters.

I wish that hot girls had inflatable bellies.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but there's no way to stop the inflating and they explode in a gory mess of death.

I wish I had some gas in my car.

 

[f1reice]

Welp, sorry to say it bud, you get your gas...but your car blows up...now you need even more money than ever!

I wish I could drive so I could go to tournaments. (ugh...)

 

[lilmiah_#101]

wish granted,but you get pulled over and miss the tourniments

I wish I was The best drummer in the world. (@_@)

 

[Fiery_Phoenix]

granted, but every other drummer gets jealous and they team up to kill you

i wish i could hav a lifetime supply of fresh, never go bad, apple pies

 

[nin10do_revolution]

granted, but they are oranges instead!

I wish I was rich.

 

[f1reice]

you get all the money you ever wanted...but you lose your wallet with EVERYTHING in it!!

I wish I had a glass of orange juice! :D

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but it's filled with fruit bats.

I wish Desmond Lewellyn (James Bond's old "Q") hadn't died in that car accident.

 

[Hirsine]

Granted! But Sean Connery dies in that same accident.

I wish for unlimted time for World of Warcraft.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then your computer shut off

i wish for longer holidays

 

[Royal Flush]

Granted, but you will only get coal for Christmas.

I wish that I won`t be hated by anyone in SWF.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but the endless sea of IMs leaves you disoriented, eventually killing you somehow.

I wish my replacement debit card was here already.