Wish Corruptor

[falcoX]

granted, but it made u seven years older, and ganondorf came by and killed u

i wish i had a good wish

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted-all I can say is granted

I wish I had an unlimited supply of gatorade.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but gatorade is watered-down crap.

I wish no one would wish for pi/e but me and that I had an apple crisp.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Granted, but both the number and the amount of pies would be too much for you to handle.

I wish that the sky was orange.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but when it rains, its piss

I wish that my smash skills would go waaay up

 

[t3h newb]

granted, but you will go blind

I wish I was super smart

 

[falcoX]

granted, but u hate to live with the idiots u are surrounded with, so u get an operation to remove yur brain

i wish ppl would stop making the "Elimination game" over and over and over

 

[DarkUsleon]

granted, but now your head is so big that it won't let you through the door

I wish I could control time

 

[falcoX]

granted, but then everyone wonders how, u do it, they get a little to curious, and they accidently rip u to shreds

i wish i came up with a better reason for that corrupted wish

 

[Falkick]

granted, but youve already corrupted it, thus destroying the world with a wish so corrupted, its ********!

I wish for an ultimite sword to destroy the master sword!

 

[Boomerkawanger]

granted u recive the black dragon sword that was wielded by the cursed black knight. but since ur not the black knight the second u touch it u turn to dust.

i wish for the triforce of power

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you lack the wisdom to properly use the power and the courage to try to use it.

I wish I had the Triforce of Wisdom and a cherry pie.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

Granted but with your wisdom you will gain more than one cherry pie.

I wish I was in the NBA.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but you get sent down to the lowest baseketball league after your first game.

I wish for more Starbursts than there is pie in the world.

 

[Boomerkawanger]

granted but the amount of starbursts causes a huge starbust flood and every one dies

i wish i was spider man

 

[drolan]

granted but one night you have a wet dream and you lose the use of your right hand.
i wish that bill gates was syphoning money out of his account and into mines.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted but you shouldn't don't ask nerds for anything.

I wish SSB3 was out now!

 

[Falkick]

granted,but you get kicked out of SWF!

I wish i had a giant pi sign to squash pi with.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted but they would be equal in size so good luck squishing him

I wish I could run a mile in less than 4 mins.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you run on a track set to explode in 3 minutes, 59 seconds.

I wish I had a ham and pi sandwich.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted but are you sure you can eat all that

I wish Jaws was a real shark that killed people!

 

[The_Next_Boss]

Granted, but you're the first person he eats!

I wish I had a brain that was mechanical.

 

[Falkick]

granted but you get a computer virus!

i wish my pi sign was bigger than pie, indistructible,and incredibly painful when hit with!

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but everyone hates you and runs away.

I wish for the Nintendo Revolution to be good enough to keep Nintendo afloat.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted because we all think the same thing

I wish no one ever died.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, as long as their lives are filled with misery for all eternity.

I wish I could get paid without actually working.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, you lazy lazy person

I wish that I could swin across the ocean.

 

[Zakosai]

Granted, but now you get sunburn times-five.

I wish I wish I was a fish who liked to eat potato chips....

 

[Junahu]

Junahu's MYM Link up Space
This should hopefully speak for itself, but just in case it doesn't... Here you will find links to each and every moveset Junahu has made for SWF's "Make Your Move", a long running series of contests in which fun sounding and crazy movesets are theorised for Smash Brothers​

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Scott Pilgrim sweet​

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, but it will all be wrong

I wish I could jump through walls.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but now you fall through floors too.

I wish that everyone's wish would end with "and a cherry pie" and a cherry pie.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, except the words are microscopic and can't be seen with the naked eye.

I wish I had the power to manipulate reality.

 

[Zakosai]

Granted, but the only reality you can manipulate is your Super Mario game.

I wish I could sleep forever with eternal happy dreams...

 

[Falkick]

granted but you turn into a cheeseburger!

I wish i had a canvas to whack pi over the head with!

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the canvas whacks you!!!

I wish my fantasy football team would step it up a notch

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but then they become so good that they leave and go to various other teams for massive sums of money.

I wish I was happy now.

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, you won't be sad!

I wish the bucks make the playoffs this year.

 

[Bedi Vegeta]

Granted, but you die tomorrow.

I wish I didn't have to post in Forum Games to get my post count to 1000.

 

[smilingmadman]

Granted, but it's too late and you already have over 1,000 posts.

I wish my girlfriend didn't live an hour away from me.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but now she lives over-seas from you.

I wish haikus weren't so easy to write.