Wish Corruptor

[drolan]

granted, an executioner will stop by your door for your head for his personal display upon his wall

i wish the sun was a ball of cheese

 

[oxyborb]

granted, mice take over the galaxy

i wish the moon was a big ball of light

 

[drolan]

granted, moth's cause an lunar eclipse that lasts for 10,000 years.

i wish the moon was the new vacation spot

 

[Boomerkawanger]

wish granted, but u go on vacation there and die because there is no air...FOOL!

i wish i could shoot fire out of my hands

 

[drolan]

granted, but everytime you shoot you burn your hands, eventually burning them completely off..FOOL

i wish a plague of intelligence swept across the entire universe with no possible cure.

 

[Boomerkawanger]

granted but every one becomes so smart that they all get cocky and begin fighting with each other about who is the best and they end up building nukes and every body blows up

i wish i had candy

 

[drolan]

granted but its mutant candy and you evolve into a 20 foot spider with bladder problems and you suffer from depression and eventually take your own life.

i wish i owned a xbox 360

 

[faggodiver]

granted, but your hole life dies forever,

i wish had feathers

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted but then you will be considered a chicken and will be killed and eaten

I wish I could jump very high

 

[Falkick]

granted, but you hit your head on a plane, thus causing head trauma and amnisia.

I wish for an F-Zero racer

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it's half the size of a Canadian penny.

I wish for an exclusive membership at the nearest gas station to Iqualuit, Nunavut.

 

[oxyborb]

granted, but gas prices sky rocket, and you swich to an electric, then the sun goes out

i wish for a coat hanger, some duct tape, and some dynamite

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, but don't blame me if the government gets involved

I wish for the world to flood.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but after 40 days and 40 nights, it all evaporates.

I wish for baloney.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but it is moldy.

I wish for pride that cannot be brocken or be overloaded.

 

[drolan]

granted, the zookeeper will be by yourhouse next week with two lion's for you.

i wish i had a ray gun that could suck the stupid out of people

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but everyone would then be smart, making life way different, which is a bad thing IMO

I wish for Pizza-Pie

 

[Falkick]

granted, but there is a strange smell coming from the box, so you figure the cheese went bad.

I wish i was the ruler of the land!

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but I kick you off the throne to your doom, so I am the ruler of the land!

I wish for eternal life.

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but the pizza you take a bite of is poisonous and you lose you're eternal life.

I wish for a phat fish.

 

[falcoX]

granted, but the person who grants wishes, thought u said a fat phish, and u are quite upset.

I wish that i was lucky

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, so now you will succeed in everything that you do.

I wish I lived in Australia.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you mistaken as a terrorist and are killed.

I wish for Diamond Membership at SWF.

 

[Falkick]

Granted (good for you buddy!), but KLSmash,ALTARIA, and i too become diamond members too!

I wish for a giant blueberry pie!

 

[KLSmash]

Granted, but it's the size of the CN Tower, and the sun melts it. ^_^

I wish people at NetBattle wouldn't be so rude to me.

 

[Falkick]

granted but everyone in the real world hates you!

i wish meleeruler would remember us all!

 

[eytang8]

blablabla

Granted, but he will want to kill us all.

I wish that I was a god.

 

[Falkick]

you were going to get 50 billion dollars on your wish, but you didnt have one!

i wish for a wishy washy washey wish of root beer!

 

[eytang8]

done, but it's spilled all over your PC.

I wish that I could destroy........ something.

 

[drolan]

granted, but you destroy your account because you feel bad that you are putting your first couple of posts into a playing around thread in an attempt to raise your posts.

i wish the voices would stop inside my head.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, But now your head hurts.

I wish for eternal energy.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, you get an energizer battery.

I wish for 4 1/2.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but you get 4.5

I wish for Fuel

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you have to drink it.

I wish for 4 1/2/3.

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, you get 4 on January 2nd, 2003.

I wish for a Sandman.

 

[3.14159]

Granted, but you touch him and he crumbles.

I wish for 4 1/23

 

[Meleeruler]

Granted, but 4 1/23 of what?

I wish for.. ...2000 posts!

 

[Dolphin/Gamecube]

granted, but you are now a looser for posting so much

I wish for 1000 pies!

 

[DarkUsleon]

granted, but you're now so fat that you can't even move

I wish for some new video games

 

[Boomerkawanger]

wish granted but you get really crapy games like narc and just looking at the total amount of suck from all the games makes your head explode

i wish i had the master sword