"The issue is too complex man... Like, how could you out of all the tens of people in this thread assume to thinkly believe that you know the machinations of the universe.... er, smashverse, man? ...yeah.." Puh-leez.
This was unnecessary, goofy, and ...just plain weird. Is that supposed to be me? Thinkly?
Whatever. I'm over it.
I stand by what I said that everyone has different reasons to not like sm4sh. I was hoping for a melee-esque smash when it was first coming out. Upon seeing what it was, I wasn't like "OH NO. I HATE THIS GAME BECAUSE SMASH IS GOING DOWN A DIFFERENT PAAAATH." I simply thought "That's about what I expected." and I left it alone. I still had Melee.
The reason I actively dislike the game, as opposed to just ignoring it, is because it took up four hours of Apex. "Oh you can't bring up Apex, we're over it in this thread." I can if it's the reason I don't like the game. You can't pose the question: "Why do you dislike Sm4sh?" and add the stipulation "But don't bring up the main reason."
The game has a low skill ceiling and learning curve, yadda yadda yadda, we've been over it again and again. And
that's fine if you're playing it at home and hanging out with some friends
as intended. It's when Nintendo turns around and yells "WE'RE COMPETITIVE NOW!" completely flip-flopping on their previous stance, that I get upset. It felt like we took a break from adult swim so all the children could play in the pool for four hours at Apex. We stopped watching a technical fighting game that had worked for 14 years to get where it was (Apex 2015 broke records for attendance) so we could literally watch two monkeys throw bananas at each other all night. No one wanted that. Melee and Sm4sh are often compared as "Chess vs. Checkers". I think a more accurate term would be "Olympics vs. Children's Talent Show"
Either resentment or despair.
This wasn't the reason you gave earlier. Saying "people hate sm4sh because they resent it, or it causes them despair" is so vague that I could replace sm4sh with literally anything and it would work. Your original reason was:
With the release of Sm4sh, Melee players have had an unfortunate revelation. Not only was Brawl a disappointing step back, but amidst the backtracking was a sidestep that has set the series on a different path!
I don't hate sm4sh for being on a different path. I enjoy playing the game casually, and I have melee for competition. I hate sm4sh because it went down a different path
then pretended it was on the same path.
You're not competitive, sm4sh. You'll likely get the lowest viewer rating at Evo, and everyone will say "What is this? Why is this here? This is an event for real fighting games.". I'm not afraid that sm4sh is going to overtake melee. I'm afraid sm4sh is going to look awful to the rest of the FGC and that bad reputation will rub off on Melee for being in the same franchise. Stop trying to be competitive. Play the game at home with your friends.
And if you're going to play it in tournament, do it on a separate stream. I never want to see two idiot monkeys punching each other again unless it's at the zoo. Especially at the cost of Melee.
I don't hate sm4sh for being different, I hate it for being bad. That may just be my opinion, but that's exactly what the thread is asking for.