Why does everyone make fun of the way Ganondorf runs?

[The Good Doctor]

Because I can't make fun of how you run....

 

[some-guy]

I think his run in Melee is alot funnier. It's so exaggerated yet he's so slow.

Have you seen Ganon run while he has the bunny hood or curry or something? o.o

 

[aextreme73]

Ganon doesn't run. He powerwalks

Powerwalk to shape up the QUADS AND BUNS AND THIGHS!!!

It's somewhat of a taunt too. Many people glide along the ground and run across the stage. Ganondorf pwns by powerwalking up to you and stomping to spike when you're playing on the edge. Then you go like and he's all when he pulls out his sword.

 

[Wiscus]

I just keep imagining him running like this in an actual Zelda game and cracking up.
Picture it; lovely music playing, intense scene involving Link ready for battle with gorgeous panning over of scenery andddd in runs Ganon with sword in hand!
....
Tell me that running doesn't look out of place

 

[Night-san]

LEEEEEEAAAAVE GANON ALOOOONEEEE.
/Chriscrocker

 

[ThatGuyYouMightKnow]

You know how we could fix this?

There you go.

 

[SuperScizor]

I doubt his armor weighs 1000 lbs. Then again, I hardly ever run with him, I usually use either wizkick or choke to move around.

 

[CaptainOlimar123]

BECAUSE HE'S TOO SLOW!

 

[Tmacc]

He runs like Thelma from Scooby-Doo. Seriously, look up a video.

 

[pwnzorz]

Ganon run animated gif brawl and melee GET!

 

[SpaghettiWeegee]

Ganondorf runs like that because he just ate 9000+ dead kittens and doesn't want to cramp up.

I thought we all knew that...

 

[Laem]

You know how we could fix this?

There you go.

you MUST recover link me that video where its from.

 

[Eternal Yoshi]

His armor doesn't weight THAT much. If it did, Ganondorf would be heavier than Samus, Charizard, Snake, DDD, and DK.

I noticed that Ganondorf is comparatively fat compared to his Melee form.

 

[DoonKoon]

His armor doesn't weight THAT much. If it did, Ganondorf would be heavier than Samus, Charizard, Snake, DDD, and DK.

I noticed that Ganondorf is comparatively fat compared to his Melee form.

lol, weight in brawl isn't accurate..

like king dedede for instance.. he's barely the size of two kirbys (which is 16cm tall) in his games

yet, in brawl, he's giant! sakurai should know HIS games better at least

 

[Psychoace]

Because his roll is faster than his run.

 

[Superspright]

I wish his UP-B was just his epic float thing he does in nearly every game. And he can fire powerballs at people. I'd chill off stage, throwing powerballs.

 

[Swift Fox Smash!]

Because his roll is faster than his run.

This should prove that Ganon wasn't strive to run fast, but jogging! Good thinking, psycho ace.

 

[DekuBoy]

Ganon runs cause his horse couldn't be arsed to show up. Happy?