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Which is superior? Waluigi's Foot ,Captain Falcon's Knee, or Snake's Ass?

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Z. Hoot

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What the **** happened to all those who believed?

I am ashamed of you, you Waluigi-loving heretics.



...ashamed...
 
CT Chia

CT Chia

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THE FOOT!!!!!!
WALUIGI IS SO MUCH COOLER THAN CAPTAIN FALCON!
HE'LL JUST KICK YOU LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW!

this actually looks like im joking.... but im not
lol
seriously.... waluigi kicking you while ur already down. hands down. ftw
 
PowerBomb

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Open your eyes, people!
Compare a skinny wierdo with an oversized nose
to a brawny, OOber awesome smasher.
Knee smashes. Knee kicks ***.
Knee owns foot.
 
Circus

Circus

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To all those going with the knee (for super cereal reasons):

C'mon, have a little more fun with it. You're not being graded on honesty here. >_>
 
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ZachSoup said:
Lets just get one thing clear.

There are not many moves that can compare with the instant gratification of the knee.

None.

The closest thing to the profound whoop-*** you unleash when you knee someone is sweeping your opponent’s chair out from under them and knocking their Mom out with it. If you could do the knee in real life, not only could electrocute peoples’ faces, but it would be like infusing the effects of Spanish fly and the Batmobile into your DNA. Women would cling to your waist. Whole empires would fall under your cartilage-y greatness. It would be like being Tony Ja, but you have a helmet and can overload the electrical powergrid of entire neighborhoods with the twitch of your leg.

Do you know what I heard about Tony Ja? I heard he traveled through time. I heard he traveled through time and kneed everyone in East Pakistan simultaneously. You know what happened to East Pakistan? It became ****ing Bangladesh. And that’s even without the ****ing electricity. Imagine if the Captain did that, he might have hit it hard enough to send it careening back to the stoneage, killing all the dinosaurs. And then he would knee the **** remains back to modern times, resurrecting the debris into a freaky mix of Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs, who can’t even search for flesh, only cry in dark corners like emo kids because of how traumatized they are by the knee.

Can Waluigi make Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs cry?

No.

All he can do is stop the ground like a whinny baby that wears too much purple because no one will play tennis with him. That’s all. You can’t even play as the skinny punk to gain the satisfaction from stomping guys down into the ground yourself. Even if you are saying this to play devils advocate by suggesting the crackpot idea, there is something wrong with you. You’re like the guy who prefers to tap their friends on the shoulder and says “haha, wouldn’t it be cool if this happened, or imagine if that happened,” and than never do anything else about it. Yea, the idea of something can be entertaining, like stomping a guy into the ground with your heel. You think about it, that’s pretty cool! But then you realize it will never compare to the glee you will get instantly when you see someone fall down some stairs, or get pegged in the nuts with a football. Don't kid yourself, everyone of you has laughed as a first reaction this has happened to a friend of yours before you help them out. That’s the kind of happiness the knee brings, watching somebody get hit nuts with a football, and fall down some stairs. You can’t help but smile a little bit, and feel good about the world.
Thank you “The Knee,” Thank you.

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Can Waluigi make Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs cry?
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And isn't this the real question this thread is asking?
 
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snakes *** of course. have you seen all the things he pulls out of it?!

1. landmine
2. mortar
3. rocket launcher
4. Nikita
5. Cypher

O.O the deadly potential of his *** is enormous
 
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Dark Shard

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Unbelievable. To think that some of our companions, our friends, our confidants, and our brothers, have taken the path of denial, of unlogic, and ill placed conclusions. That some of us have turned their backs to us in this time of debate, and have forsaken, The Knee.

Perhaps I can demonstrate the error of your ways.


Let's start out with a description of these two moves shall we?

The Knee: This move is soo cool, it cannot even be used on the ground. It's too cool for that. Captain falcon runs at full speed, or can simply be falling in the air. Already epic, as he is(at least one of the) fastest running characters. Then, he smashes his knee forward at a perfect, beautiful angle of elegance(seriously. Pause and stare in awe.) There is a almost perfect sound as the knee hits flesh(or whatever) and for that brief moment, you know you just ruptured several major organs in the targets body. In a burst of pure power, electricity sparks from The Captain's body streight to the enemy(hopefully in the groin). Were not even on the part where the target actually dies yet! After, the opponent is struct, he does not go down. He does not go up. He goes streight in the direction kneed, in a perfect display of the taboo phrases, GTFO, STFU, and F*** YOU, all in one move. The enemy is utterly owned.

The foot: Waluigi, after begging for screen time, finally gets his chance. He throws his scrawny physique into the fray. How does he spend his precious camera time? He runs up to his openent and gets into an awkward crouching position byt he target and uses his teensy feet to stomp on the him/her several times. With average force. The target doesent even move, he's just kinda planted in the ground. Afterwards, he slinks back into the background and disappears.

After The Knee, if the foe is not already dead, Falcon is ready to mess them up again! He can stomp them(Which reminds me that the Captain's aerial Stomp alone pwns Waluigi's. Heck, he can even KNEE THEM AGAIN!
After the foot, he's... gone. That's it. Done. Get out of here. We don't want you here anymore. Also, unlike The KNee, the foot has almost no supernatural powers. It's just a series of average stomps. Wow. He goes into the ground, big deal. When he gets out of the ground, he can laugh in Waluigi's face.

Now here is a visual comparison badly drawn by me.

The Knee


The Foot


The Knee WINS

The foot FAILS

Also to all the people that said taht the foot is cool because it is gangsta, gangsta is not cool. Gangsta is stupid. I hope I have convinced the heretics. If not, THIS will. Enjoy.

 
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The foot. Being an AT, Waluigi and his foot can stop the knee in its tracks. If Waluigi was playable(or if he could be attacked, like Stafy) the knee would completely own the foot.
Oh, and Dedede's Mecha-Hammer>the knee.
 
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