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Which is superior? Waluigi's Foot ,Captain Falcon's Knee, or Snake's Ass?

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Banjodorf

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Thou darest! Thou darest to question the knee!

Guards! Guards!!!
 
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Little known fact:

Waluigi played Ed Norton's stunt double in the curb stomping scene in American History X
 
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gtkdltk007

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Put it this way: thre is a fight between Waluigi and Falcon. They use their best moves. Waluigig stomps, Falcon knees. Who do you think wil survive?
 
Circus

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Chi's Finest said:
Waluigi would plant Falcon into the ground with his stomp.
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Totally.

Captain Falcon would be flying at Waluigi, knee first, saliva pouring from his mouth as he lets out his Falcon Bellow. The spittle desperately tries to catch up with the rest of his body, which, in turn, is desperately trying to catch up with his knee.

Closer. Closer he flies. Waluigi is surely doomed to meet the same fate countless a Smash brother has before. . .

BUT WAIT.

Waluigi lifts a disturbingly long leg high above his mauve-capped cranium and just as the Captain is about to shove his patella into a most unwelcome area, Waluigi unleashes a nasally cry.

"Down, *****!"

Foot meets helmet and the Captain is curbstomped into the dirt. Crowds cheer. Babies cry. The Earth is torn asunder with applause!

And then Snake caps Waluigi in the head. Because, c'mon. . . he's Waluigi.
 
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Nothing Rhymes with Circus said:
Totally.

Captain Falcon would be flying at Waluigi, knee first, saliva pouring from his mouth as he lets out his Falcon Bellow. The spittle desperately tries to catch up with the rest of his body, which, in turn, is desperately trying to catch up with his knee.

Closer. Closer he flies. Waluigi is surely doomed to meet the same fate countless a Smash brother has before. . .

BUT WAIT.

Waluigi lifts a disturbingly long leg high above his mauve-capped cranium and just as the Captain is about to shove his patella into a most unwelcome area, Waluigi unleashes a nasally cry.

"Down, *****!"

Foot meets helmet and the Captain is curbstomped into the dirt. Crowds cheer. Babies cry. The Earth is torn asunder with applause!

And then Snake caps Waluigi in the head. Because, c'mon. . . he's Waluigi.
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*Tear*
Waluigi FTW! ! !
- We need a Waluigi .gif stompin' on Captain Falcon, like the mad man he is!
 
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Chi's Finest said:



This pic speaks for itself. It also shows my uber artistic skillzzzz.
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Omg.... this picture just made my night.. Thank you!!! :chuckle:

but in all seriousness... do not dare question the knee.
 
SpitFire15

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LOL @ the pic of pink/black Waluigi curb stomping the Cap'n. He doesn't even have hands.
Nothing Rhymes with Circus said:
Totally.

Captain Falcon would be flying at Waluigi, knee first, saliva pouring from his mouth as he lets out his Falcon Bellow. The spittle desperately tries to catch up with the rest of his body, which, in turn, is desperately trying to catch up with his knee.

Closer. Closer he flies. Waluigi is surely doomed to meet the same fate countless a Smash brother has before. . .

BUT WAIT.

Waluigi lifts a disturbingly long leg high above his mauve-capped cranium and just as the Captain is about to shove his patella into a most unwelcome area, Waluigi unleashes a nasally cry.

"Down, *****!"

Foot meets helmet and the Captain is curbstomped into the dirt. Crowds cheer. Babies cry. The Earth is torn asunder with applause!

And then Snake caps Waluigi in the head. Because, c'mon. . . he's Waluigi.
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The Knee is so deadly that it can outpower any other character's limbs (even Master Hand's....hand). So The Knee would be impervious to Waluigi's curb stomp and Waluigi's crotch would get obliterated, thanks to The Knee.
 
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The foot, if you dont understand my reasoning, read the long, disturbingly descriptive reply some post above
 
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SpitFire15 said:
LOL @ the pic of pink/black Waluigi curb stomping the Cap'n. He doesn't even have hands.

The Knee is so deadly that it can outpower any other character's limbs (even Master Hand's....hand). So The Knee would be impervious to Waluigi's curb stomp and Waluigi's crotch would get obliterated, thanks to The Knee.
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But judging by Waluigi's limbs, his "crotch area" is proably skinny, but really long, therefor it intercepts any knees sent in his difrection.

Yea thats right... I talked about the size of Waluigi's *****. That's what i do in my spare time, I ponder upon the sizes of video game character's *****es.
 
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Lets just get one thing clear.

There are not many moves that can compare with the instant gratification of the knee.

None.

The closest thing to the profound whoop-*** you unleash when you knee someone is sweeping your opponent’s chair out from under them and knocking their Mom out with it. If you could do the knee in real life, not only could electrocute peoples’ faces, but it would be like infusing the effects of Spanish fly and the Batmobile into your DNA. Women would cling to your waist. Whole empires would fall under your cartilage-y greatness. It would be like being Tony Ja, but you have a helmet and can overload the electrical powergrid of entire neighborhoods with the twitch of your leg.

Do you know what I heard about Tony Ja? I heard he traveled through time. I heard he traveled through time and kneed everyone in East Pakistan simultaneously. You know what happened to East Pakistan? It became ****ing Bangladesh. And that’s even without the ****ing electricity. Imagine if the Captain did that, he might have hit it hard enough to send it careening back to the stoneage, killing all the dinosaurs. And then he would knee the **** remains back to modern times, resurrecting the debris into a freaky mix of Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs, who can’t even search for flesh, only cry in dark corners like emo kids because of how traumatized they are by the knee.

Can Waluigi make Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs cry?

No.

All he can do is stop the ground like a whinny baby that wears too much purple because no one will play tennis with him. That’s all. You can’t even play as the skinny punk to gain the satisfaction from stomping guys down into the ground yourself. Even if you are saying this to play devils advocate by suggesting the crackpot idea, there is something wrong with you. You’re like the guy who prefers to tap their friends on the shoulder and says “haha, wouldn’t it be cool if this happened, or imagine if that happened,” and than never do anything else about it. Yea, the idea of something can be entertaining, like stomping a guy into the ground with your heel. You think about it, that’s pretty cool! But then you realize it will never compare to the glee you will get instantly when you see someone fall down some stairs, or get pegged in the nuts with a football. Don't kid yourself, everyone of you has laughed as a first reaction this has happened to a friend of yours before you help them out. That’s the kind of happiness the knee brings, watching somebody get hit nuts with a football, and fall down some stairs. You can’t help but smile a little bit, and feel good about the world.
Thank you “The Knee,” Thank you.

Captain Falcon 1

Bangladesh 0
 
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FACT: Waluigi was limited to an AT because if he were a playable character, he would've been far too broken.

Sakurai really wanted to put him in as a PC, but once he realized that the reason he cried every night was because Waluigi is too **** beautiful, he decided that he couldn't wish that upon anyone else, so he took him off of the starting roster.

The Waluigi Stomp was actually going to be his neutral A attack, so as you can see, far too broken, far too beautiful.
 
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It would obviously be the knee. Think about it. Falcon's knee has such a reputation, that Waluigi's foot would cower in fear. It's common sense.
 
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ZachSoup said:
Lets just get one thing clear.

There are not many moves that can compare with the instant gratification of the knee.

None.

The closest thing to the profound whoop-*** you unleash when you knee someone is sweeping your opponent’s chair out from under them and knocking their Mom out with it. If you could do the knee in real life, not only could electrocute peoples’ faces, but it would be like infusing the effects of Spanish fly and the Batmobile into your DNA. Women would cling to your waist. Whole empires would fall under your cartilage-y greatness. It would be like being Tony Ja, but you have a helmet and can overload the electrical powergrid of entire neighborhoods with the twitch of your leg.

Do you know what I heard about Tony Ja? I heard he traveled through time. I heard he traveled through time and kneed everyone in East Pakistan simultaneously. You know what happened to East Pakistan? It became ****ing Bangladesh. And that’s even without the ****ing electricity. Imagine if the Captain did that, he might have hit it hard enough to send it careening back to the stoneage, killing all the dinosaurs. And then he would knee the **** remains back to modern times, resurrecting the debris into a freaky mix of Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs, who can’t even search for flesh, only cry in dark corners like emo kids because of how traumatized they are by the knee.

Can Waluigi make Bangladeshin zombie dinosaurs cry?

No.

All he can do is stop the ground like a whinny baby that wears too much purple because no one will play tennis with him. That’s all. You can’t even play as the skinny punk to gain the satisfaction from stomping guys down into the ground yourself. Even if you are saying this to play devils advocate by suggesting the crackpot idea, there is something wrong with you. You’re like the guy who prefers to tap their friends on the shoulder and says “haha, wouldn’t it be cool if this happened, or imagine if that happened,” and than never do anything else about it. Yea, the idea of something can be entertaining, like stomping a guy into the ground with your heel. You think about it, that’s pretty cool! But then you realize it will never compare to the glee you will get instantly when you see someone fall down some stairs, or get pegged in the nuts with a football. Don't kid yourself, everyone of you has laughed as a first reaction this has happened to a friend of yours before you help them out. That’s the kind of happiness the knee brings, watching somebody get hit nuts with a football, and fall down some stairs. You can’t help but smile a little bit, and feel good about the world.
Thank you “The Knee,” Thank you.

Captain Falcon 1

Bangladesh 0
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That was awesome. *claps* Waluigi's foot FTL.
 
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