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What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

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Wayland

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Haha, I'm totally going to start calling them the Ice Chumpies.

A few of my friends think that Luigi's side-b is broken, because one kid spams it in FFA.
 
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General Diddy

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I haven't heard anything ridiculous... There's only 2 possible canidates:

1. "Smash bros sucks, its a gay kiddy game"
or
2. "You main Marth? Would a noob character. I could beat you easy!"
(me) "Who do you main?"
(he smiles) "KIRRBBYY"

Lol, i bet he can't even take a level 9 com, yet along my insane wavedashin' shfflin' edgegaurdin' marth :p
 
TehYoon

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Me- "You play smash? Who do you use?"
Friend - "Ganondorf"
Me - "Why Ganondorf and not C.Falcon?"
Friend - "Ganondorf is better and stronger"
Me - "You do realize that strength doesn't always win"
Friend - "Yes it does, watch, fight me."
Me - "Oookaaay.."

I 4-Stocked him with my C.Falcon. >_>
 
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SlayerOfEvil

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*Beats friend with Marth*
Him: Dude, wth? You're not a Marth user! You suck with Marth!
*Next match- 3 stocked him*
Him: Dude, go back to Roy! You're not a Marth!
*3 stocked him AGAIN*
Him: YOU'RE NOT MARTH D---IT, I'M MARTH! I'M BETTER THAN YOU WITH MARTH!
*Watches him suicide twice then spike him twice*
 
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DethToll

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supersonicdjs said:
"Slow Down, Bowser!!!"
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Wow. -_-

Yesterday I was at a party similar to the last one, where I decided to pick the first stage, and I picked FD. Someone else we were playing with (he's Roy) says "FD sucks, choose a real stage."

He then picks Hyrule, and everyone else nods in agreement.
 
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adumbrodeus

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DethToll said:
Wow. -_-

Yesterday I was at a party similar to the last one, where I decided to pick the first stage, and I picked FD. Someone else we were playing with (he's Roy) says "FD sucks, choose a real stage."

He then picks Hyrule, and everyone else nods in agreement.
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Which is when one starts exploiting everything Hyrule has to offer....
 
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"super smash bros takes less skill than halo 3"

^rofl

"that game is so shallow, you cant play it for more than a week without getting bored"

^yesterday at lunch

"Link is so broken"

^after 4 stocking my friend's luigi
 
UltiMario

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I have a friend name John, and you guessed it, he uses a lot of Johns....
As well as OTHER funny stuff like:
"Ah ha I beat you while you were Ness, I know Ness is your Best CHaracter so I'm Better than you!"
During that time, Ness was my WORST Character.....
Yea, I can beat him with everyone else XD Maybe Even with my Improved ness I can beat him now XD
Took him about a week to stop saying he was better. XD

Oh, I bet you guys were actually expecting a few Johns werent you?
"Stop using Mario, your too good as him!"
"Stop using Bowser, hes too good!"
"Stop winning!!!!"
There ya go.

=D
 
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thrall64

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This was at Anime Boston 2007

Not as much dumbest thing heard, but more greatest waste of my time.

Announcer-"This is going to be a 64 person ffa tournament"


I shouldn't be complaining though. I still won the tourney: everyone else was pretty awful-- got a DS lite as a prize.

But where were the 1v1's at!!!!!
 
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Ryusiodo

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*insert random comment complaining about Ken being homosexual for using CG on BS' Falco even though BS whored the lasers on Ken*.....(You can't watch a single BS v. Ken match on youtube without seeing one of these >_>)
 
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Starshade

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My older brother can get pretty mad when I'm beating him, and he says some stupid things sometimes. Here's one of them:

"Wow, all you're doing is just holding toward me and pressing A."

What, am I supposed to do? Attack in the opposite direction? He also says things like:

Him -"Can you stop being cheap for like one second?"
Me - "Hey, I'm just doing moves that happen to work well against you."
Him - "I don't care. You shouldn't be beating me."
 
Kantō

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ive heard a couple people actually call this game gay.... yea take a minute to release how Gay those people are...
 
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Namu35

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i've heard something like:
" Ganondorf can freeze like sub zero"
"Ganondorf become to Ganon and game was freeze"
 
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Micheloxx

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Namu35 said:
i've heard something like:
" Ganondorf can freeze like sub zero"
"Ganondorf become to Ganon and game was freeze"
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WTFUUUK, ill hit the guy who said this..

Yesterday a friend told me when i beated him with fox, he was using sheik, he said.
''Dam man, u it me a lot with those lasers''*Drum show*
 
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Colonel_Panic

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*Playing as Fox*
"Stop shining me! The shine was never meant to be offensive! Only to reflect items and weapons!"

*Playing as Ice Climbers*
"Stop chain-grabbing me! You should give me a chance to fight back!"

*Playing as Shiek*
"Stop hitting me!"

Back when I played Marth, everyone said he was broken...
*Playing as Marth versus Samus*
"That's gay! You can counter blasts and missles?"
*Playing as Marth versus Ness. Countered his up+B attack*
"Oh my God! I just launched my body at him... and he can counter meeeee!"

As soon as I learned that he could spike, they whined even more.
Me: "Why don't you just play Marth if he's so **** good?"
Friend: "Because I have too much testicular fortitude to play Marth."
 
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APImagine

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My friend loves to tell us quite often how he thinks tournament players aren't as good as they think, and that he thinks he can beat a good deal of them. The guy knows nothing about advanced play, he doesn't even shield/dodge.

He's so overconfident only because he uses speedy Fox, who I think can be a scrub's dream, aside from the suicides.
 
HiIH

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He's so overconfident only because he uses speedy Fox, who I think can be a scrub's dream, aside from the suicides.
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......

Err, anyways, some common jokes in our circle are

"Wavedashing? It'll never catch on" and one of my favorite conversations

"Luigi has the best scream, WAHWAHWAHWAH"
"Dude, no way. Fox. WaaaAAAAAAAAH"
 
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SlayerOfEvil

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Friend: "Dude! Stop edgeguarding! Pansy!"
Me: "The point is to kill your opponent, NOT let them get back on the stage and continue the fight. Lets see what would happen if I let you back on"
*Knocks him off, but back away from edge. I end up getting K.Oed*
Ok, now the other way
*Spikes him off*
"SEE?"

And another one:

"Me and Will have decided that you are so d--- repetitive in smash"
"If i'm so repetitive, how come I can beat you? Shouldn't you be able to get around it so easily and 4 stock me?"
He went off subject and pulled johns out of every corner.
 
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