What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[SirroMinus1]

the pros suck they use Action replay

 

[yorpy]

that samus missles are cheap because they go too fast, fleapy once told me that edgecamping is cheap because it doesn't allow you to get back on the stage.

 

[i.eatnoobs]

"Whats jigglypuffs down-b move do?"
"Whoa, Your Peach just turned into a ninja!"
"How do you wavedash in real life?"
"I dont need to wavedash."
"Master Chief should be in this game."
"I didn't know ice climbers could wavedash."
"Wavedash? wtf action replay."
"I can only play in lightning mode."
"<Other n00b comment from youtube>"

 

[Wave⁂]

lol @ that. ^^^

this thread is a lot better than i thought it'd be.

 

[Alberick]

Do i really need to l-cancel to play better ?
a noob asked me this after a tournament,

 

[TheBlackNoodle]

"Stop wavedodging!" (In reference to wavedashing. My friends call anything I do wavedodging.)
"Real men don't dodge or shield."
"You killed my *****!" (A friend playing with Ice Climbers.)
"I'll never learn to tech if you keep hitting me."
"The ***** never listens to me." (Referring to Samus.)

"Do what I say, controller! I think this thing is broken." -- That's me. I then throw the controller on the floor and stomp on it once. I take a break for a while and start playing again. Samus just keeps upsmashing.
"I think the controller's actually broken now."

The first tournament I went to, a small one, my first match was against Wes.
Wes's friends: "You mean you don't know who Wes is?"
Me: "Uh, should I?"
Wes's friends: "That's gonna suck."

Wes then beat me with Marth while drinking an iced tea or something and playing with one hand.

 

[§Maverick§]

The first tournament I went to, a small one, my first match was against Wes.
Wes's friends: "You mean you don't know who Wes is?"
Me: "Uh, should I?"
Wes's friends: "That's gonna suck."

Wes then beat me with Marth while drinking an iced tea or something and playing with one hand.

LOL!!! That made my day.

 

[Pit 42]

Here's another dumb thing I've heard a n00b say:

i posted a thread about what a debug menu is in the brawl section so im reposting it here

 

[The_Corax_King]

"the original ssb was so much better."
"roy is way better than marth."
"peach sucks"
"i'll play you guys and own you. I'll just jump around with my falco until the end."
"I remember playing the old NES version"
radishes... *shudder*
"whos the parrot" -referring to falco
"marth is a girl", or "samus is a guy"
"they need to add goku"
"hey, no camping" - referring to edge-guarding, or "...so cheap, you have to let me land first"
"edge-hogging is cheap"
anytime a noob calls fox "starfox". grrrr. "whos starfox", "i own with starfox"


cant think of anymore right now, ill post again later. I play at lunch at school with a whole bunch of noobs, so i hear a lot.

 

[Zink]

"Marth is like a weaker version of Roy. He has more range but his smashes are worse."
"You play Falco? Ha, Roy and Link own Falco."

 

[y0sHi-naT0r]

"kirby is good because his hammer move is the best!"

-from my best friend who hasn't heard of smashboard

 

[Xx GuNz xX]

"Falco's lasers are so bad. It takes forever to shoot."
lol

 

[The_Corax_King]

"Why dont you ever use peachs side-B? It's so strong."

 

[Wave⁂]

i just hate it when character's arent called y thier name, ecept forr IC's, ganon, Falcon, Jiggz etc.

But when Zelda is called Peach, then i get kinda annoyed.

 

[gtfo]

"Ness's bat because its like the homerun bat, except not the homerun bat because its not actually a item but a move."

yes

 

[Wave⁂]

that was the move sophisticated stupid thing ever.

 

[Razorcloud]

hmm thats a hard question. I found a thread once of people doing nothing but bashing texas players but they had NO REASONS behind their statements. they said things like.
"Yea i went to texas and it smelled bad."
"None of them are very good. On the way to a tourney there i saw billboard dedicated to porn."
wtf?
to defend my state we are NO DIFFERENT than any other state. These people are just stereotyping idiots and we are not porn loving, tobacco chewing, cattle raising(most of us), hicks. these people have clearly never heard of FastForward, G@BE, caveman, rob$, TGM, Sethlon, DR.drew the dragon, Dr.C. and the list goes on. dont be one of these idiots.

just found this beauty
"Jigglypuffs down b is useless. no matter how much i do it, it doesnt do anything."

 

[homsar]

"Roy's up B is so sick!"
-proptley up B's off the edge.

Not the best Ive heard but Im to lazy to remeber ithers right now.

 

[B.W.]

"Spin Spike!!"
(I had just died from the top of the screen)

"I'm almost pro."
*Attempts wave-dash three times and fails.. Tries for a fourth and succeeds right off the edge and dies.*

"Luigi's wave-dash is useless."

"Falco's recovery is better than Fox's"

"Marth and Roy suck, Link is the best character in the game."
(After this comment I chose Marth and beat this n00b's Link... So he decided to hit me... I laughed)

 

[blaargh198]

"button smashing is what everyone does"
this from my friend who owned a cube and ssbm for 2 years before me.

i learned to wavedash, i learned to shffl.

He learned to jump off the edge while playing shiek, and transform until he died, and try to predict what he'd end up as.

 

[Scarlet Jile]

"The fact that Ness can absorb my charge-blast is 'bull'."

"Ness counters me."

 

[Santi]

performs a little shine combo with falco*

"yea i learned that from PC chris'

" they have this game on pc??!?"

 

[The_Corax_King]

performs a little shine combo with falco*

"yea i learned that from PC chris'

" they have this game on pc??!?"

ROFL!!!!!!!!

 

[The_Corax_King]

isn't Samus(with suit) in there for sure, cause he was in the first trailor, using his cannon?

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!! ieatnoobs must be a cannibal

Edit: whoops, sorry for double-posting

 

[B.W.]

performs a little shine combo with falco*

"yea i learned that from PC chris'

" they have this game on pc??!?"

Well this is my favorite so far.

 

[flaco]

Don't you mean the pillar of falco or the shine combo.

 

[Brookman]

Flaco, what the hell are you talking about and what does it matter?

 

[flaco]

Mind me brookman I was being sarcastic you really are user unfriendly.Remember when you beat me on gaunlet and I try to gave you the hand and you got mad up pissed and am like dude you won the hell is wrong with you do you remember lol.

 

[ShadowSquall]

"Stop waiting for me on the edge or I'll just keep dying"
"What button is it to block?"
"Looks like you're losing since you have the lowest percent!"

 

[XGC Sparda]

People know me by Metal Lagg(T.C. or Zxeritross's brother)

*you only won because of double missiles*

 

[The_Corax_King]

wtf are double missles?

 

[flaco]

Those are a special move that samus makes pretty neat trick it works.

 

[The_Corax_King]

how do you do it?

LOL- im gonna get flamed for asking such a noobish question on this thread...
go ahead and quote me.

 

[rokimomi]

how do you do it?

LOL- im gonna get flamed for asking such a noobish question on this thread...
go ahead and quote me.

Quoted as part of thread.

Explanation: Full jump once, shoot a missle as soon as possible without any air time lost and when lagg of that missle ends, shoot another and it should get ground canceled. Then you do it again.

 

[The_Corax_King]

oh, i knew that. I thought it was something like shooting two missiles at once...lol

 

[mcc]

what's happening in your sig?

 

[The_Corax_King]

falcon charge-A pichu, sorry, bad pic

yellowmage is a little noob who likes to hate on CF, and pichu is his avatar.

 

[King Axel]

"I just shined blinded you!"

- My friend after hitting me with an A attack with Pichu

 

[Kalaquinn]

This game is so stupid, all you're doing is smashing buttons.

Of course, this is my favorite quote for any game some n00b doesn't like.

 

[Glide]

I've only really got one...

"Do you know the secret code for marth's forward b attack?"