What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Cartman]

You do realize that the term 'hexing' that's in your username was invented by me, right? Zelda suffers from a lack of diversity in style play, and thus she becomes very very predictable.

Hex is also a computer term for values of certain programs.


On topic:

Me:*Wins with fox a few times in a row*
Friend(noob): "Man, stop using fox, he's too cheap"
Me: Ok...*Switches to link, and win by almost the same amount of lives/%"
Friend: *Silence*

 

[ThE_BaTmAn]

Ahh played this noob Mewtwo player once he said

Mewtwo is the best in the game cause of he has psychic powers which is why he beats Fox X30

 

[numberonenacho]

my friend says that neutral a combos are the best. they cant be countered cept with other a combos. >_>

another friend who plays sheik says that sheik is fast enough you dont need L-cancel!

lol.

 

[G@BE]

Side Effect says That a shine is the hardiest thing to do in the game >.>

 

[XLR8]

"You only beat me cause you're better than me!"

 

[Wave⁂]

lol at those previous three.

 

[Lesheik]

I asked this one guy if he knows how to wavedash.

This was his reply:

"Is wavedashing a character?"

 

[Mcscruff]

"sheik can chaingrab??? I thought only link and samus could do that!"
or my personal favorite....
i wavedash and he goes "whoa... i didnt know luigi could float!"
or
"WAT? since when can peach float??"

 

[ElfenLiedPeach]

"Ganondorfs up+b should be illegal...that is clearly **** with intent to dump the body when he's done."

"You are good at this game."

"Level 9 Luigi is the cheapest teams partner ever."

"I'll take you on no problem with Captain Falcon. Yeah, FALCON PUNCH! you can't stop a falcon punch."

and probably the funniest one I've heard... "Get in my mouth!" - Kirby nub I watched playing a friendly vs. my teams partner. n00bs say the darndest things....

That's all I can think of right now...

 

[nitro-blazer]

and probably the funniest one I've heard... "Get in my mouth!" - Kirby nub I watched playing a friendly vs. my teams partner.

I sometimes yell "GET IN MAH BELLEH!" when I swallowcide successfully.

Anyway.

"No, I play Luigi. He's essentially the same as Mario, with a different side B."

 

[HaPPyTheCoW]

" i am good at smash bros. i've been playing ever since the game came out, and i can beat computer level 9 like nothing."

i dont know if anyone posted something similar to this, but lol!

 

[dude225]

me: *hits a sheik with dr. mario's fair, and sends her up to her death*
friend: "i didn't know dr. mario has a spike"

 

[ForestSage]

"Why wouldn't I want to use [Link's] up-b?"

"WHAT!?, Samus has two missiles?!?"

"Hmm, Falco is slow.. but I can probably win if I train a bit (in response to my brothers challange against his Jiggz)"

Him and his friend challenged me and my bro to a team match. Them both being Dr. Mario. I was Falcon and he was Gannon. I think we both had around 4-5 stocks left after the match. They were cool about it. One of them was trying to learn advanced techs, the other didn't know of em. Yay noobs :]

 

[LemonManX]

"Wavedashing is for n00bs"

I couldn't look my friend with a straight face for awhile after that.

 

[Caleb Wolfbrand]

"Marth has gotta be one of the worst characters in the game"

 

[ragmancometh]

"Cliff hanging is dirty play"
"All he does is Fsmash with Mario and he wins" (while they somehow just don't adjust..)

My friends won't play me anymore because I learned what "wavedashing" and etc. were. They think I'm a ***** for... reading this website...? They like to cry when they have no chance.

 

[Wave⁂]

funny thing, i choose fox aand SHFFL nairs all they way across the stage, a then shinespike. and repeat.

 

[FuSe]

"[insert random youtube scrub comment here]"

that place is a breeding ground

 

[S1R D34TH]

What does SSBM stand 4?

 

[Truedge930]

"Edgehogging is cheap, Edgeguarding is cheap, Chainthrowing is cheap, omg stop killing me.."

I feel like some people don't understand the purpose of this game...

 

[th0rn]

'blue yoshi is faster'

 

[Captain Smashie]

heh, this thread's just turned into an

'I'M SO MUCH SMARTER THAN N00BS! I RULE!'

thread.
how about some stupid things you said when you sucked at this game? we all did once.

 

[Takalth]

Here's one from a gamefaqs top 10 list:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/395.html

For those who don't want to bother with the link, it is supposed to be a list of the 10 hardest difficulty settings in video games, and one of them is the smash L9 cpu.

 

[i.eatnoobs]

"What does jigglypuffs down-b do?"

 

[dragoonv86]

"i'm gonna facking pwn your a$$"
"quit hitting me! let me hit you back for a fair shot!"
**** noobs have been annoying since the beggining and still are!!!

 

[rokimomi]

Nub: "Sso if you're so good, how do you practice?"

Me: "In training mode or against a low lvl."

Nub: "WTF. You cant beat a lvl 9! HAHAHA!!!!!!"

Me: "I cant wait till I post what you just said for the general public to point and laugh at."

 

[mcc]

Here's one from a gamefaqs top 10 list:

http://www.gamefaqs.com/features/top10/395.html

For those who don't want to bother with the link, it is supposed to be a list of the 10 hardest difficulty settings in video games, and one of them is the smash L9 cpu.

haha i feel like killing whoever wrote that

 

[Junpappy]

BTW the match was being played on Hyrule.

"Holy crap! That guy is at 238%. They must have no lives."

- Nub waiting in line for the midnight release of Wii.

 

[radical00edward]

how do you jump?

 

[Emo Clown]

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard a n00b say about SSBM?

"Screw this, I'm playing Runescape." As much as I appreciate Runescape being there for me in case I happen to decide I have no life, SSBM is much better than runescape

"I don't like Gamecube. I'll buy this for my PS2." wow, he was dumb enough to buy a ps2!

"Eww... *in response to friend calling Samus 'hot'* you like men you queer."

 

[1048576]

My friends and I went to have a crew battle against some kids who bragged to be the best in the school at smash. In order for the teams to be even, we recruited a friend who was very inexperienced and didn't really know what he was doing. We'll call him "Billy" We'll call Billy's opponent (opening matcch) "arrogant noob"
"Billy" (Jigglypuff) *starts taunting while trying to use the d-pad to move
"arrogant newb" (Sheik) *does dash attacks back and forth across Final Destination
"Billy" *lands a C-Sticked up smash, taunts again
us: Use Down B
"Billy": What's that do
us: Do it

What then followed was the most beautiful thing that ever occured. Billy hit arrogant noob with Rest while he was in the middle of his dash attack. The timing was impeccable, equivalent to being shinespiked out of a Fox Illusion.
After realizing that you use the analog stick to move, Billy 2-stocked the guy.

 

[Emo Clown]

Nub: "Sso if you're so good, how do you practice?"

Me: "In training mode or against a low lvl."

Nub: "WTF. You cant beat a lvl 9! HAHAHA!!!!!!"

Me: "I cant wait till I post what you just said for the general public to point and laugh at."

well, if you think about it, fighting a slower enemy will help you move faster, giving you time to practice your moves, instead of a LV 9 who goes all out on you. I think LV1 is too low, but lev 3 is about good for executing new moves.

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

instead of a LV 9 who goes all out on you.

You mean spam the jab?

 

[peachplaya]

Hmmm. So many noobs, so little time

"OMG, Captain Falcon's knee is so CHEAP!!!:"
"The shine is useless"
"Peach sucks. She has no good attacks"
"Sheik has no finishers" 2 seconds later, Fair owned.
"Smash Bros. Is like any other fighting game. Just mash buttons"
I saw this sumwhere in the CF forum. AngeloBangelo wus makin fun of this REALLY crappy combo. "side+b, side+b, up+b, b"
"Marth and Peach aren't cheap."

 

[rokimomi]

well, if you think about it, fighting a slower enemy will help you move faster, giving you time to practice your moves, instead of a LV 9 who goes all out on you. I think LV1 is too low, but lev 3 is about good for executing new moves.

Kinda exactly what I meant.

 

[ESAM]

I went to a tournament this saturday and there were tons of little kids. We played 3 way FFA on Stamina mode.
This little kid and i were both fox and he was Bowser.
BOwser kid"Stop ganging up on me! There is no point in playing if you don't give me a chance to hit you."
That other kid started laughing his *** off. I was laughing on the inside too.
The thing was, he was shielding and would eventually shield break. THen we would get him to like, 5 HP left and then jab kill him.

 

[Tomi-X]

"you guys don't do that blocking sh*t do you?"

 

[rokimomi]

Same kid as before:

Nub: "I watched the vids you told me to watch"
Me: "what do you think?"
Nub: "I can beat them, besides, its on lightning."
Me: "No its not."
Nub: "Yuhuh, they fall too fast after an attack."
Me: "..."


And I think I made a mistake by telling him to watch the perfect control vids... to complicated for him.

 

[The Burrito of Time]

Friend: Quit using projectiles and fight me!
Me: (get close and started using slashes and juggle)
Him: Stop using cheap melle attacks and juggling!
Me: Then what do you want me to do?! Just stand still and let you hit me!?

 

[y0sHi-naT0r]

i made up one

"I can sound cancel!"

oh yea and on ssbm sites there are some really funney "unlockables"

"It might sound crazy but there is a way to unlock barry bonds. first go into super sudden death mode with 99 stocks. pick ness against a lv9 ness. now only use nesses basball bat move(side A smash) and KO the other ness and when you KO abouyt 40 times, barry bonds will apear and you will have to defeat him."

then comes barry's moves, like steriods(Bmove)

there was another funny onbe there about greenday lol