What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard someone say about Smash?

[Physichemist]

I owned my friend after I learned and halfly mastered some tournament basics like WDing, edgehogging, shffling, etc. and he said to me:

"Dude. SSBM isn't about inputting button commands at the speed of light. Same thing with long range junk. It's cheap. SSBM isn't about that...it's about FIGHTING. Those stupid tricks you do are things that make the game not fun anymore."

 

[The Basement Dweller]

It's not really something that was said, but Jon thinks rolldodging > wavedashing as a movement technique.

 

[Eaode]

"That's so cheap, no matter what happens, Zelda can always teleport back to the stage."

"Ugh, I hate Fountain of Dreams. It's so small, you get knocked off so much farther!"

"You see that, I ALMOST did all four things of Roy's Forward B!"
*Does Marth's >B with directional inputs*
"**** you're good."

 

[Jeremy Feifer]

"is sonic in this game....then what about that ***** whith the sword"
-Terry Hammer

 

[smashman90]

Guys, we all know that G & W sucks. ~ random nOOb

 

[The Basement Dweller]

I'm just going to go out on a very stable limb and say that Jon Syrigos = the ultimate noob and Joner at the same time.

 

[NJ'zFinest]

"I bet you wavedash to win" - random Smashboards Noob

"You think I should just use Ness?" - Smashtality 1

"Who is Azen? Does he have any combo vids like The Germ?" - random YouTube noob

 

[bbb]

I'm just going to go out on a very stable limb and say that Jon Syrigos = the ultimate noob and Joner at the same time.

I dunno, there's this guy LJ, he's a pretty bad johner. But it's hard to tell.

"You think I should just use Ness?" - Smashtality 1

Lol, Ness is my counter Falco

Don't hate!!!!

PS: whoever quotes me there and uses it in this thread dies of toe cancer

 

[Nythius]

Me: "Hey let's have a little warm up match. Five-stock sound good to you?"
Him: "What? What level is five-stock"

oh and there's also my other friend who thinks she knows everything just because she can wavedash and edgeguard with IC. whoopee. my friends and I invented a term called atom smashing just to mess with her.

Me: "I'll atom smash you"
Her: "DUDE atom smashing is so cheap!"

 

[unreon]

Yay first post.

My cousin (who doesn't own the game) knows abit about the techs from what I tell him. He only uses Marth, and knows the basics - wavedash, chaingrab, shine, etc. but can't use them.

He tries Samus one day.

Him: *fires full charged blast*
ME: *reflects it back*
Him: *dies* "WHAT THE HELL?! FOX's SHINE REFLECTS PROJECTILES?!"
Me: *craps laughing*

 

[§Maverick§]

I can't decide which one I love more.

Hmmm...I think i can help you with that *slips $20 under the imaginary table*
*puts +1 rep point*

 

[General_Zod]

Me as Dr. Mario: *Rushing pills*
Ramdom noob: Stop throwing that freaking medicine!!!!
Me: I Just want to make you feel better

Me as Fox: *Shinespiking*
Ramdom noob#2: How do you use Fox's forcefield?


After I picked Sheik
Ramdom noob#3: What is that? Is that a girl or a boy?
me: A drug addict, look at those filthy needles.

 

[Sheek]

This thread is just the best

 

[Aiser]

"This thread is just the best" - Sheek.


:D

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

"I am going to win"

 

[Tera253]

Noob: I bet I could beat you as Kirby
Me: *rolls eyes, chooses Marth* whatever.
The Match:3-stock match, No items, Fourside.

Final outcome: Me: 3 lives


~Tera253~

 

[shogun]

The dumbest thing?

This entire thread.

 

[Reese]

After i beat my friend's brother. I was jiggilypuff he was link

"Dude this game is so unrealistic. Balloons pop when you hit them with arrows."

 

[KitsuneXXX]

Hmm, lets see.

"How'd you F-smash me while running!?"
- I simply dashed then wave-smashed.

"I'm pretty good! You'll see soon!"
- He selects Kirby, and spends the rest of the match jumping as high as he can, then DownB. When we told him to try something new, he jumped to his peek then did UpB.

"I bet I can beat you with Fox!"
- Continues to attempt to win using only FSmashs.

"I'm really good, I can kill a level 8 DK!"
- No explanation required

Thats all I can think of right now.

 

[spiritdragon]

Noob: *constantly Fsmashes as Marth*
Me: "You should use other moves"
Noob: "How the hell are you supposed to win if you don't Fsmash!??!"
Me: "lolol" *proceeds to über pwn him*

 

[PlayaFritz]

My neighbor who is a nOOb, but has a basic understandin of the game,
"That gay dust is so unfair it makes you dodge all my smashes"
Reffering to Wavedashing

 

[The Basement Dweller]

I dunno, there's this guy LJ, he's a pretty bad johner. But it's hard to tell.

Yeah, but his name isn't Jon, so obviously a guy named Jon is a better Joner.

 

[zombie7775]

Yeah, but his name isn't Jon, so obviously a guy named Jon is a better Joner.

You mean like the Jon at school. Jon is the perfect joner.

 

[The Basement Dweller]

What other Jon would I be talking about? Geez zombie you should know better.

 

[Best101]

I see a lot of noobs in here

 

[Nythius]

This 11-year-old played as Mario and used his taunt almost immediately.

Noob: "HEY did you know that every time you use Mario's up (on the d-pad) you get powered up?"
Me: "What, you mean like grow super huge? Is that news for you?"
Noob: "No I mean like your attacks do 20% more damage. Like power up. You're stupid."

 

[The Basement Dweller]

You think he would notice that it didn't. Wow that may be the worse one here.

 

[Smash G 0 D]

It was actually a thread.

"Is Ken Really As Good As Everyone Says?"

Sorry I'm not gonna say who wrote it though. But they do have red rep for it.

 

[The Basement Dweller]

I will it was zombie I joined it on his side for some kicks though I really didn't care, but that's not where the red rep came from we both got it fro the Snakes on a Plane thread.

 

[Smash G 0 D]

I will it was zombie I joined it on his side for some kicks though I really didn't care, but that's not where the red rep came from we both got it fro the Snakes on a Plane thread.

Ohh. Wow you've already got 2006 posts lol. I think zombie's more of a noob than you (no offense). He spams more, atleast you post more intelligently.

 

[Superstarmario]

"Jesus! Stop attacking me on the ledge all the time! If you had any honor you'd let me land and fight me like a real man."

Like **** I would. I play freaking Marth.

"*Missile spams like all get out at match start* Marth is really the worst person to pick against me."

What proceeded was probably the most fantastic 5 stock ever. I sword spiked him three times, slashed right through his missle, and did it while laughing. The match was total ****. His reaction?

"I was going easy on you"

Others:

"Wow, you must be really desperate to jump off the ledge to kill me...."

Mario Fair I love it.

"I ******* hate Donkey Kong!"

Giant Punched on recovery. Twas hilarious.

Here is one where I began L-Canceling midmatch:

"WTF Fox got even FASTER?!"

 

[Nythius]

"Roy is faster than Marth, stronger than Marth, and even has fire. Marth sucks."

 

[AlphaZealot]

wait...isn't the cstick cheating? why are you guys making fun of it?

 

[Thunderbolt]

"This guy could of won if he kept on using the Falcon Punch"

 

[ESAM]

"Dude, samus sucks, shes so weak and her missiles barely hurt."

 

[zombie7775]

I only made that thread because dweller didnt want to.

Another of my brother's friends: "I could have beaten you if you wern't of your best 2 characters".

 

[andrewshen123]

Yay first post.

My cousin (who doesn't own the game) knows abit about the techs from what I tell him. He only uses Marth, and knows the basics - wavedash, chaingrab, shine, etc. but can't use them.

He tries Samus one day.

Him: *fires full charged blast*
ME: *reflects it back*
Him: *dies* "WHAT THE HELL?! FOX's SHINE REFLECTS PROJECTILES?!"
Me: *craps laughing*

now thats just confusing. you'd think you'd see the exact opposite in this thread, wouldnt you?

 

[Seed of Sorrow]

Actual conversations:


"****ing cheater"

.................................

Me:*Wd's
Noob: Stop presssing those buttons so fast

................................

Noob: You have no life

 

[Gregory2590]

"There is no best character"
Bull.

 

[Unlimited]

When I first learned how to wavedash my brother called it cheating, I went to my cousins and when he said..
Brother: "Just to warn everyone, my brother cheats"
Cousins: "He uses the cstick?!"