What Would You Do If...?

[Iron Thorn]

Sing it as obnoxiously as possible, gyrating and generally making an arse out of myself.

If you walked in on Wario in the shower?

 

[Frown]

I would most likely faint.

What would you do if you fainted upon the sight of Wario in the shower?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd hang on to my last vestiges of consciousness and call 911 before collapsing again.

What would you do if you were jumped by a vicious band of rogue girl scouts?

 

[Iron Thorn]

I'd whip out an AK-47, shoot them all, and loot the bodies for cookies.

What would you do if Samus was a heshe?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would lock my Metroid game away.

What would you do if you could not speak?

 

[Frown]

Anything but speakinhg.

What would you do if Iceland won their first gold in the Olympics ever (they've reached the handball finals)?

 

[Kinzer]

I really couldn't care less about the olympics...

what's a heshe...?

What would I do, if nobody was going to tell me the defenition?

 

[Deleted member]

All I can say is T-T. A heshe is someone who's half male, half female.

...If your best friend/girlfriend was a he-she?

 

[Kinzer]

I would laugh because I don't have a friend to begin with, so I just befriend somebody I hate and just wait for the magic to kick in :D.

What would you do, if everybody became a sheman?

(how long must we contineu this chain? XD)

 

[Deleted member]

Commit suicide.

...If you had an oppurtunity to see Led Zeppelin live?

 

[Kinzer]

Sell the tickets, I don't go to concerts for the reason that I like to keep my ears.

If you were sent on a mission to kill a specific person?

 

[M@v]

If I knew the person was going to cause harm to others, and it was necessary for peace, I would carry it out.

What would you do if the pilots of a commercial jet killed in flight..while you were on board.

 

[Kinzer]

Hope to dear lord a miracle happens.

What would you do, if you turned into peter Griffion/Homer Simpson?

 

[MPH Deku]

Live it up as a beer-drinking fat-@$$, I guess?

What would you do if Kinzer was a peeping tom at your house?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would hang out with Quagmire. not care.

What would you do if your game froze and you didn't save?

 

[Kinzer]

Screw you!!!!!!!

What would you do, if I was in your houses stalking you alls?

 

[Meta Jr]

If would explode you, then I'd tell my Mom my dog did it.

What would you do if I threw a paper clip at you?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd throw it back at you, knowing it was explosive.

What would you do if I invented the What-If Machine? (Banana cream pie for reference)

 

[CodaBear17]

I would ask something that had to do with a what if question

What would you do if you were handed a million doll hairs from a stranger?

 

[Frown]

I would reject them since nobody really needs doll hairs.

What would you do if the one you hate the most died?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would throw a party. No, I'm serious, I would.

What would you do if you were the most wanted person in the world?

 

[Deleted member]

I would come outside. Oh wait, you don't mean most wanted with the ladies?

...If someone were to throw a party for Forum Gamers on SWF?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd bring the E-pizza.

What would you do if a meteor suddenly fell to the Earth, directly on your house, leveling half of your home?

 

[Charizard92]

Get a new one.

What would you do if a volcano was under your house?

 

[Deleted member]

Run. Run away and never return.[/scarquote]

Let me rephrase my last one.

...If someone were to throw a party for all of the Forums Gamers from SWF to attend?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

That would actually kick ***. I'd go.

What would you do if I was seriously serious?

 

[Deleted member]

Why so serious?

Spoiler

Please don't hurt me.

...If two different Chosen Ones were to engage in battle?

 

[Burrbomb]

Then I'd sell ppl tickets to watch.


What would you do If I took out an AK47 and aimed it at the Power Rangers?

 

[Frown]

I'd lean my head against your left ear and say "Killing is rude", then lean agains your right ear and say "Go on, you know you want to".

What would you do if you HAD to set a new Guinness world record?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I'd try to break a world record that related to something colorful.

... if my next theme involved a Star Fox quote.

 

[Deleted member]

Can't let you brew that, Starbucks.

...If I did a barrel roll?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

This would be your new theme song.

...if my new theme song was this.

 

[Burrbomb]

Then youd be grounded. (lol, little to work with)

What If I shot Santa, with bullets that could kill imortal things?

 

[Frown]

I would tell you that shooting santa was pretty pointless.

What would you do if you saw your mom in a porno magazine?

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

I would sigh.

...if I knew a grammar natzi.

 

[Frown]

It's spelled nazi.

Er...

Was I supposed to say that?

What would you do if a blue penguin stood next to your bed when you woke up?

 

[Deleted member]

I'd do the same thing I'd do with any other small animal; I'd kick it.

...If you were kicked by a short, shirtless man wearing a wrestling mask who had a pet that kinda looks like Pikachu?

 

[JustNoOne]

I would poke him in the tummy, get a knife from my pocket and stab him in the stomach and than kidnap his Pikachu look-a-like for ransom.

What would you do if if MK was banned from tourneys?

 

[Burrbomb]

tortu......errrr.....persuade the mods to unbann him.

What would you do if Kirby went to an all you can eat resteraunt and started eating your food?

 

[Kinzer]

I would say "Hi!" and see what happens from there.

what would you do if Ike were real, and he came up to you with Ragnell, and said "prepare yourself"?