What Would You Do If...?

[MPH Deku]

Banned for being the 40th poster.

What would you do if a hand reached out of your toilet?

 

[Deleted member]

Give it a knife so it would resemble the original cover to Metallica's first album.

...If you had an electric guitar, but no hands?

 

[Meta Jr]

I would pick up a paper clip with my feet.

What would you do if Homer died?

 

[Frown]

Homer died like 1200 years ago.

If Homer Simpson died, I'd probably think it's the most non-profitable thing a cartoon studio could do.

What would you do if you saw a guy who looked A LOT like Mario?

 

[Radamanthus]

Ask him to fix my plumbing.

What would you do if these forums closed down?

 

[Darkslash]

I would ask him if i could take his picture.

What if you were stuck in Naruto

Spoiler

Ohh im gonna love this

 

[Frown]

I would NOT be happy.

What would you do if Ganondorf told you that YOU WILL DIE?

 

[Deleted member]

I'd knock him into Pit, who BUUUUUURNS Ganon.

...If Led Zeppelin had a song in Guitar Hero or Rock Band.

 

[Charizard92]

don't care

What if you were stuck in a duel, with Ridley the space dragon, from Metroid, during free fall, and armed with only the power beam? (Samus actually performed this, and lived! If you want to know how ask)

 

[Deleted member]

...Um, shoot Meta Rdiley till he's dead.

...If Sonic had a good 3-D platformer.

 

[Darkslash]

The end of the world is near and then Ninja's will take over the world and teach us to do chacra(sp?).

What would you do if you had to lead a Nintendo Resistance

 

[Kinzer]

I would fail miserably, I am not a leader person.

What would you do, if you had a grandmother living in your house, but she isn't exactly..."bright"...and maybe annoying to go on the side...

 

[shadowtroop]

I'd wonder when she would stop watching spanish day-time television!

If there were only 1 word in the english language, what would it be?

 

[Kinzer]

(Wow, are you like me from another dimension, she does the same thing!)

Pingas!

What would you do, if you had no way to play music?

 

[Deleted member]

Commit suicide.

...If you were the Chosen One.

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd do some more of those no-handed push ups. Those things are badass.

What would you do if God smited you?

 

[Deleted member]

Go to Heaven.

...If you were taught that getting beat up means you win.

 

[Kinzer]

I must be a real winner.

what would you do, if the fate of the world depended on you?

 

[Charizard92]

save it, duh.

What would you do if religion was proven false? (just wondering)

 

[Kinzer]

I don't really know what I would do, Christianity gives me morals, a guideline of what to do, without religion... I would probably still act the same way, trying to be the best person I can be.

What would you do, if the internet suddenly died?

 

[Burrbomb]

Id laugh at the ppl who go insane over it.

What would you do if Kaiju were real? (Dont know what Kaiju are? tough)

 

[Frown]

I wouldn't give a *********************************************************************.

What would you do if a random girl entered your room in the middle of the night and said "FONDLE ME, BABE!"?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Sorry sweetheart, just because I'm attracted to women sometimes doesn't mean I date them. Now get the hell out of my room, hoe.

What would you do if I entered your room in the middle of the night and fell asleep at the foot of your bed?

 

[Kinzer]

To your suprise maybe, I would not mind.

What would you do, if...uhm...you were he center of attention?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd run away; I don't like being the center of attention.

What would you do if the power went out in your house?

 

[Frown]

Go play some Wii, or chat, or make some toast, or watch some TV.

Oh, wait...

What would you do if Bill Gates knocked on your door and handed over a contract and said "Sign here. You may not read what it's about."?

 

[Deleted member]

Pull out a pistol.

...If you encountered a cow with martial arts abilities far superior to your own?

 

[Kinzer]

I would end up in a hospital assuming the Cow's intentions are to hurt me.

What would you do, if you were Amish?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would switch to and stay true to another religion VERY quickly.

What would you do if you had to compete in a quiz game against people with intelligence far superior to yours?

 

[Kinzer]

I would either go with the flow just to see how smart (or dumb) I am, or just call it quits if I already knew that the other guys are much more inteligent than me.

What would you do, if an angry mob came at your house?

 

[Burrbomb]

Tell them they mistook my house for little Boby's across the street.

What would you do if I pulled out an AK47 and aimed it at Santa?

 

[Deleted member]

I would do nothing cause Santas immortal

What would you do if a guy that's way stronger than you was right in the way and in front of you?

 

[Charizard92]

ask politely for him to move, or failing that, sidestep him, and failing that run

What would happen if your main became the lowest ranking character in smash?

 

[Kinzer]

Don't know, lowest ranked in what?

What would you do, if you were Lucario IRL?

 

[Charizard92]

Life would barely change, except now I'm a anthropomorphic Jackal Raccoon thing.

What would you do if the draft was reinstated?

 

[Darkmaster76]

Not much, I'm underage.

What would you do if the zombie apocalypse began?

 

[Kinzer]

Get a shotgun, and start blowing off some heads.

What would "I" do, if that wasn't the way to kill zombies?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You would ask me for help because you trust me so much, and then we'd both die.

(BTW, welcome to the forums, Darkmaster)

What would you do if your computer mouse turned into a real actual mouse?

 

[Darkmaster76]

I'd get some rat poision.

What if you were suddenly zapped into a really bad straight-to-video movie?

(Thanks, Sly Fox.)

 

[Kinzer]

I just hope it is a game where I can beat it and hopefully that is my exit.

What would you do, if you where had lotsa money?!