What Would You Do If...?

[DMG]

Get rid of one, spray paint them black, and hand them over to some unlucky chump.

What would you do if you won the lottery, but over 90% of it went to taxes, and you were forced to give away the other 10% to charity?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would kill the person who forced me.

What would you do if you had to FOR LUCK the King?

 

[Deleted member]

I'd commit suicide.

...If you had to scrub the illegal birds?

 

[Iron Thorn]

I'd sell the now squeaky-clean and shiny contraband birds on the black market for way too much money.

If you had to eat the King's sword?

 

[MojoMan]

I woukd kill the kiong with his swird, run off, and sell it on ebay.

What would you do if someone divided by zero?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Nothing. I don't want to get on Chuck Norris' bad side.

What would you do if your brain was fried as far as MYM movesets go?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would ask the Wizard of Oz for another brain.

What would you do if you were rocketed into the sky?

 

[Iron Thorn]

Scream WHEEEEEEEEEEE as I fall to my impending death.

What would you do if you pet a pug?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would wash my hands.

What would you do if this key was finally yours?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd cry tears of joy.

What would you do if everything you ever knew is actually a lie?

 

[mantlecore77]

I'd have to go golfing.

What would you do if I went golfing?

 

[DMG]

I would be your caddy who drives a tricked out Golf Cart with 5000 Amp power, a Ps3, 360, Wii, and 50 Inch Flat screen T.V. You still wanna play golf now?

What would you do if I told you I had the most popular last name?

 

[Kinzer]

I would be somewhat curious as to know what it is.

What would you do, if God himself told you he needed to take a small break, and you would temporarily gain all his powers?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would watch the movie "Bruce Almighty" to learn what not to do if this happened.

What would you do if you had cross between a dog and a parrot?

 

[Kinzer]

Try and bark, maybe the dog will instinctively bark back, and the parrot will do the same if it can talk.

What would you do, if the edit button was removed?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would double post. Nyah nyah.

What would you do if I knocked on your front door?

 

[Kinzer]

The same thing I do with everybody who knocks at the house door...tell them "hi, can I help you?"

What would you do, if suddenly things you ordered over the internet could be delivered via your floppy disk drive?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd order three helpings of Pancakes with maple syrup...yum...

What would you do if you suddenly became paralyzed in your seat, and couldn't move, talk, or type?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would die.

What would you do if you had music speakers built into your hands?

 

[DMG]

I would never clap again.

What would you do if there's a fork in the road, and you take the wrong path?

 

[Kinzer]

Turn around?

What would you do if you get sent to prison?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would sleep there. And I would starve.

What would you do if you had to dig underground with a shovel, a life-time supply of food, some water, and the internet, nothing else, and live there for the rest of your life?

 

[Kinzer]

I want to see if I can by law become related to Mr.Resetti.

What would you do, if life had a reset button?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would use that as a suicide bomb if in the proper scenario.

What would you do if you were the most loved user on SWF?

 

[Kinzer]

That depends, do you mean loved by the female SWFers? O.o.

What would you, if you literally had a magent that could attract baby chicks?

 

[DMG]

I would have the most annoying magnet ever. Unless you are talking about girls that always tell me "Baby, oh Baby".

What would you do if Las Vegas allowed anyone or any animal of any age to gamble, and your opponent at poker was a baby Giraffe?

 

[Kinzer]

No, I really do mean the baby chicks, as in young chickens.

As for the what if...I would probably be too busy lmao'ing at a giraffe being able to hold a hand.

 

[DMG]

You never asked us what we would do if...

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would scrub my what.

What would you do if evil jelly beans with armor on attacked you?

 

[Frown]

I would use my Anti-Armoured Jelly Bean-Spray.

What would you do if you woke up and your hair was pale blue?

 

[DMG]

I would dye it pale blue anyways for teh lulz.

What would you do if you swallowed a golf ball on accident?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would shout, "Hole in one!".

What would you do if you had supahpowahs?

 

[The Dinkoman]

I would...

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what would you do if you acually read my post?

 

[Frown]

I would... well, admit that I had read your text.

What would you do if... hey, Dinkoman has turned into Luigi! O_o

Didn't recognize you.

Oh well.

What would you do if you saw a $100 bill on the railroad track?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd take it and give it to charity.

What would you do if you didn't believe me?

 

[Kinzer]

You never asked us what we would do if...

I'm sorry, I was so tired last night I didn't remember.

I'd take it and give it to charity.

What would you do if you didn't believe me?

I don't know, it's your money, you do what you do with it, if it went to charity, great, if not, that's fine too, I just really hope it didn't go to some hobo.

What would you do, if I started to leave out the what would you do parts in intention?

and for the lols, what would you do if Sonic could really spike in Brawl?

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

I'd have to go into hiding, for reasons I can't state here.

What would you do if you had only one arm?

 

[Iron Thorn]

I'd get a cyborg arm, duh.

What would you do if I came to your door?

 

[Kinzer]

What would you do if I knocked on your front door?

The same thing I do with everybody who knocks at the house door...tell them "hi, can I help you?"

There ya go.

What would I do, if anybody found that slightly annoying?

 

[Deleted member]

You'd better run to the hills.

...If I went to an Iron Maiden concert?