What will your taunts say?

[SirroMinus1]

Bow Down To Me >=(
Im god. so kill yourself.
OWNAGE!!!
i Dont speak nooberish so dont taunt me

 

[MewtwoMaster2002]

"PWNED!!!...noob" if I KO someone without taking much damage.
"OBJECTION!"
"Show me your moves" just because I felt like it.
"Muahahaha, I wins!!!"

For character specifics...

Lucas: "Fuzzy pickles" just because the cameraman in Earthbound says "Say fuzzy pickles."
"Dakota! Boing! ZOOM! Kay-o?" because I feel like talking like Mr. Saturn.

Pokemon Trainer: Either "Critical Hit!", "It's super effective!", or "i herd u liek mudkipz".

 

[Kazydai]

1) Friendly Taunt: I am Error.

2) Poking Taunt: All Your Base, *****...

3) Losing Taunt: A winner is you...

4) Pwnage Taunt: Batteries not included, mother****er!!!



Totally unrealistic, but yeah. >_<

5) Would you like fries with that combo?

 

[Rocketspark]

Assuming I'm using Pikachu, my three taunts will be these in the speech bubble:
1. Cheeeese!
2. Pika, Pika! (generic, I know)
3. PIKACHIOW!

That was one's Pikachu's victory yell from the really early anime.
I can use it if I want.
^^;

 

[Shiny Ivysaur]

1. I'm gonna be the very best (Dananana)
2. Squirtle squirt!/IvySAUR!/CHAAAAR!
3. Yes! I win the boulderbadge!
4. I'm still laughing at DainBramaged

 

[lavamage]

hmmm I have yet to think about them but

MASSIVE DAMAGE!

Show me YOUR moves!

Thried will change between characters, for link it would be "Link he come to town" Marth "I'll be the Marth...." and so on.

 

[Darkurai]

1. A fail so epic...
2. ...it might be a win.

The rest don't matter.

 

[Illyasvel]

1.- Mmm... muffins

2.- See what I did there?

3.- It's all in your head

Planning to play Zelda to the limit !

 

[Koga]

only one is needed you guys:

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!111!!!11!!!eleventyone!!!

 

[The_Disposed]

1. Pathetic
2. I will eat your heart..
3. Not the face!!
4. Computer says no.
Kirby - Sucked in!

 

[slisenberg]

i'll main someone with a quick taunt like game and watch and have it say RINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRINGRING.

 

[Super_alex2]

"Fission Mailed!"
"HOLY CRAP!" for those wtf moments
"NOOOOOO" for when I fly off the screen

 

[Catskill_Crew]

"All your mindgames are belong to me."

"Someone set us up the bomb!" (Would be nice for a bomb spamming Samus, eh? )

"BEE ARE BEE in 5."

 

[Seikishidan Soru]

Samus : Your balls acquired
Snake : ! / Metal Gear !? / I see...
King Dedede : Can't touch this ! / STOP ! HAMMER TIME !

 

[Raptorbite]

Depends on what Captain Falcon's taunts do:
if he laughs - "Falcon Laugh"

other than that I'll probably leave them blank unless I think of something really funny

it seems like everyone is just gonna have taunts that are stupid as hell and just say "pwnt!" or "lolol" from reading the replies to this thread

 

[Pikaville]

Ive already got mine down(well until I get bored of these ones)

"Prepare to die fool"
"Say hello to Jesus for me"
"Bwah ha ha ha ha ha"
"Pffh amateur"
No one better steal these,I said it 1st

 

[Old Man Nintendo]

1) BOOM SHAKALAKA!!
2) BLAM! What fool?!
3) WHAAAAAAAT?!

Of course, I never taunted much in Melee, so when I do taunt in Brawl, it'll really mean something.

~Old Man Nintendo

 

[WarMachine]

Good to see that even though we don't have things like voice chat, we'll still be using every possible resource to make ourselves look every bit as immature and idiotic as the stereotypical 12 year old screaming halo player.

 

[san-romanov]

- c'mon bring it
- f###¡ you're dying
- iceberg right ahead

 

[Gilgamesh]

1.- DO A BARREL ROLL!!!
2.- KTHXBYE
3.- When come back, bring Pie!

 

[drengist]

I still can't believe they let us make our own lines. You know, there are million ways to insult people, not to mention all the possible curse words in different variations.

 

[PDOT]

Any character..

Time to Try

Time to Pipe

Time to Obv

 

[Phlemingo]

"INVU"
"Tell Beth I took the last cherry coke."

That's about it.

 

[OmegaXXII]

mine will be:

in 1p smashes

"give up n00b, your wasting your time"

"quit stalling!, I have other fish to take care off"

"god you suck horribly, I bet you won't even be able to stock me even once

multiplayer smashes:

"I hope y'all will be able to keep up with me"

"I sure pity y'all because y'all WILL LOSE!"

"stop smashing like n00bs, y'all are boring me up"

 

[Darkpaladin of Chaos]

"You suck."
"Swing your purse, it might hurt more."
"Press 1! Press 1 PLAYER 2, PRESS 1!!!" (booth babes)

 

[Twilightwolf]

I would say... as Yoshi

U-taunt:"Yoshi!"
S-taunt:"Wadduwahoo!"
D-taunt:"Yummy in my tummy"

as Link? only time will tell.

"I set Navi on fire!"

 

[GOTM]

d-taunt = "GOTM"
s-taunt = "You're terrible"
u-taunt = "DAAAMNNNN"

lol, GOTM is the only one that will DEFINITLY be there. the others might change

 

[maxieman]

Oh wait if im in a match with a bowser player it will be

-In before Bowser Fsmash

 

[Captain Anthony]

Zero Suit Samus: "Eyes up here, pig."
Lucas: "Ha! Could Ness do that?"
Snake: "I'm an unfortunately misplaced mascot. =("
Sonic: "The quality of my games has been steadily declining!"
Link: ".......... hup!"
Zelda: "and this is for all those blond jokes!"
Ice Climbers: "Whether our relationship is merely comradic platonism or a profound romantic relationship of ice-based intimacy is open for speculation!"

 

[Wiwiweb]

Most of you are using very long taunts, but I'm sure there will be a char limit you know.
So I guess a simple "BOOM! Headshot." will be good. Not sure about the others.

 

[SirroMinus1]

"I must construct additional nooblons" Lol i can go on forever

 

[BKBroiler]

"OMG I just kicked your *** and you are dead beacuse I am the master of life so you might as well just give up now since your dead and I'm so awsome, Boo yeah"

 

[SirroMinus1]

"OMG I just kicked your *** and you are dead beacuse I am the master of life so you might as well just give up now since your dead and I'm so awsome, Boo yeah"

if i was to read that on the losing end of my wii i think i'd cry

 

[Egret]

When I do a successful edgeguard: You must recover!

Other ones I'm not sure of, something similarily funny or infuriating would be nice.

 

[miller483]

When I KO people with Samus's charge shot:

"Zap'd yo' *******!" (Cookie for reference)

 

[Foxy]

"Mindgames, son."

My taunt for every direction.

 

[Pvt. Falcon]

I might have Up as "i'm in your fightz, steelin ur KO's", left as "That's what happens when you don't pay attention", and Right for "omfg, bro...". Sounds good to me.

 

[miller483]

Here's another one I plan on using:

Up: I.....

Down: DROPPED THE SCREW.....

Side: IN THE TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dylan_Tnga]

Ill play falcon and this is what im going with

- Show me ya moves
- Cmon'!
- ... Show em!
- *one word insult, like f*g for example*

You can mix it up infinatly

show me ya moves, show em, cmon, show me ya moves, show em, f*g, show em, cmon!, show em, show me ya moves!

combined with taunting in game, lets all pray tauntcancelling awesome'd its way into brawl

 

[Lord SeBz]

Here's another one I plan on using:

Up: I.....

Down: DROPPED THE SCREW.....

Side: IN THE TUNA!!!!!!!!!!!

Kenan & Kel FTW