What if...

[Kantrip]

The Donkey Krew would take them down.

What if we knew who the mother was?

 

[smashfan666]

you might actually be funny in your response to it, maybe.

EDIT: i would get ninja'd badly like i did just there.

what if TNT was actually usable in minecraft classic?

 

[Kantrip]

It would be called the erase button.

What if there were an erase button in minecraft survival mode?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I still wouldn't know a single thing about Minecraft.

What if we're going to live in a world tomorrow where there will be no more war or hatred?

Spoiler

Inb4 "I would actually like Sly Fox."

 

[StealthyGunnar]

then the world would explode from pure happiness and love.

what if rap music was actually good?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8A0Mxm8mjY&feature=feedf

What if the Earthbound Halloween Hack was real?

 

[StealthyGunnar]

it would probably be TERRIFYING.

what if u had a baby godzilla? :D

 

[Alien Vision]

I would let it play in the traffic if it ever ninja'd my posting like yours just did. -.-

What if.. I was a woman? LOL

 

[Kantrip]

I would be none the wiser. And those red things in your avatar would be comparable to... nevermind.

What if Alien Vision liked Lanky Kong?

 

[Alien Vision]

A mysterious man who is NOT Alien Vision says: He would blow up into a million mini Alien Vision's.

What if you hated this song? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svW2KL-9KQI&feature=related

 

[StealthyGunnar]

depends, is it any good?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Yeah man.

What if Tommy Wiseau wasn't so troll, and The Room was actually a good movie?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I don't know..D:
What if you told me the answer?

 

[StealthyGunnar]

id have to kill u.

was The Room any good? i laughed too hard at the trailer.

 

[Alien Vision]

WE NEVER SEEN IT

What if you could stop asking us questions that only 1 out of a million people will understand? ;~;

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Who me? Well I wasn't aware that only 1 out of a million people would understand it, considering that quite a few people watch the Nostalgia Critic, and he's the one who reviewed that movie.

But to answer your question, I guess I would become a very dull boy.

What if the FG suddenly became a happy place to be in once again?

 

[smashfan666]

the bakugan fans would be roaming free in rejoice of such a happy day.

what if i wasn't watching Red Dwarf right now?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then you wouldn't have posted that what if question.
What if Mario had a beard instead of a mustache and shades instead of a hat.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

He might be a ZZ Top member.

What if I was firin' mah lazah?

 

[Kantrip]

I would give you a taco to transform it into a Royal Rainbow.
What if I forgot to ask a what if?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Already happened... Been there, done that. Don't even try it!

What if CrimsonFeint was less of a Donkey Kong fan?

Spoiler

Yeah, I know, it's pretty hard to think about

 

[Link2thelost90]

He'd be a Sawnic fan.
What if the Super Sonic guy who used to come here came more often?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I guess he'd make the place even more fun.

What if there was a context-sensitive button on these forums?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Than context would be sensitive to breaking.
What if Marth had a Sephiroth length sword.

 

[MPH Deku]

You can sweetspot from halfway across the map!

What if Samus's arm cannon fired Tootsie Rolls?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Her camping game would be completely down the toilet but she would never go hungry on a mission again. :D
What if Wario ran faster than Sonic?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

He wouldn't need his motorcycle.

What if 4Kids censored you?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I would bother talki- [4KidsCensor]
What if Mewtwo was in Brawl?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would want a better moveset.

What if you took over the world?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd play a couple video games knowing world wouldn't betray my reign.
What if you mained Captain Falcon?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would make him learn "Ha-fal-ken PAWNCH."

What if you knew everything?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd still would wanna learn more.
What if school never existed?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wouldn't know as much and I wouldn't have as many friends irl. I mean, I hate school for being boring, but I still feel the need to acknowledge it as a necessity.

What if this post didn't seem so hypocritey?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then it would be shallow.

What if everything was fixed right now?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then dogs and other animals would no longer be able to reproduce. :X
What if I had a cool hat?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then our conversations would be like:

Link2: I've got... a hat.

MPH Deku: Sweeeet.

Sly Fox: Why are you naked?

Link2: I am not naked. I've got a hat.

What if Dr. Evil was real?

 

[smashfan666]

there would be sharks with FRICKIN' LASER BEAMS ATTACHED TO THEIR HEADS!

what if blargy came back, saw that i took his body, and i used his abilities to keep him from it?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You would've still died, because according to that link, it backfires a lot.

What if there was black-and-white Trix yogurt?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then the rabbit still wouldn't get any.
What if I used the orange text?

 

[MPH Deku]

I'd still think you were a tool for coloring it at all.

What if I wasn't so harsh?