What if...

[The Fail Tracer]

It would be a story of sandviches running away from people, as they are fed up (no pun intended) with people eating their kind.

What if most machinima's or whatever didn't consist of Steam characters flailing their arms and legs around extremely obnoxiously?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then it'd quickly become porn for lack of anything else of value to come from the internet. :S

What if we actually went out and did things?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then I myself would be reminded of how much life sucks.

What if I just

 

[MPH Deku]

What if saved you from Ganon?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I still wouldn't know who had saved me, as you didn't state who did.

What if I was a famous singer?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then I'd want your autograph. And a sample. :o

What if I was a shower singer?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then I'd want your autograph on a bottle of shampoo... I guess?

What if I had a special hourglass that can kill the person whose name is post-it note'd on it?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then you'd know just how long it takes to beat someone to death with an hourglass.

What if that in Sly's avatar slowly grew until it devoured all of Smash Forums? o.o

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then I guess it would become a more place to be.

Now what if Weegee were to devour all of Smashboards?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I wouldn't look at this place the same way again.
What if Eggman created the Eggman Empire and toke over all of the tri-state area?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Well I'd probably jump off a cliff.

What if I jumped off a cliff and bled everywhere and started drowning people in it?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd be like Enoch Powell's "River of Blood" speech.
What if you google that?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Who can tell?

What if YOU could tell, and you're telling me to STOP?

 

[MPH Deku]

Hey, I ain't tryin' ta get in yer way, but it happens sometimes. :x

What if I had this thing called 'rage'?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would be scared

What if Flaagra attacked us?

 

[smashfan666]

we all would be scared.

what if weegee attacked us?

 

[MPH Deku]

We wouldn't pay any attention to him.

What if Pepsi attacked us?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

We all would be dead because we wouldn't have a chance to "Fry the Coke."

What if we attacked us?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Us would be dead.
What if Marty-O invented toasters?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then toast wouldn't exist. He would only make toasters that toast already-toasted bread.

What if Merrio actually used "Bowser's Sour**** Toast?"

(What... That's censored? It's not like I said the whole word)

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then he'd make **** in Boots.
What if he never had boots?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then he'd make Naked ****.

What if this wasn't so fun?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I'd have nothing better to do.

What if you could jump into paintings?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd draw my self a mansion.
What if you had a mansion filled with toast ghosts?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I would most certainly NOT repeat a cliched "Ghostbusters" joke.

Instead, I will tell Luigi that I actually did bring a light.

What if I actually feedback on my video?

 

[MPH Deku]

Nobody does that with their own videos, that's just silly.

What if the answer was beneath us?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Then it would be saying, "STOP FRICKING STEPPING ON ME."

What if my video actually GOT feedback?

 

[smashfan666]

it would be thumbed down.

what if Macarron Chacarron wasn't laced with the element of acid?

 

[Alien Vision]

It would still be Macarron Chacarron

What if we had a new game that allowed us to see if we can figure out what someone was thinking in their head - by picking one of the four choices. Example: ''I am thinking of a shape.'' A. Square B. Circle C. Diamond D. Rectangle

 

[Link2thelost90]

You get game call Mind reader or the physiological guessing game.
What if Gamecube controllers had ports to be inserted in future systems or something similar to that?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I spank it's already happened...?

What if spanking was a new way of thinking?

 

[Alien Vision]

Knowledge would be scarce

What if the moon could cry like in Majora's Mask?

 

[Link2thelost90]

All of Hyrule would be flooded.
What if Ganondorf won against Link everytime?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Link would be shouting, "CURSE YOU... GAAAAANNNNOOOONNNDDDDOOOOORRRRFFFFFF!!!"

What if we had codecs like Snake?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then cell phone would commit suicide.
What if you had a 7 of the chaos emeralds?

 

[Kantrip]

Then I would crush them down and make scales out of them to construct a Dragonite with the Multiscale ability.

What if we could all have one pokémon?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd choose Dusknoir.
What if you had to choose just one?

 

[smashfan666]

i would choose deoxys.

what if weegee & tails doll teamed up with tacgnol?

 

[Kantrip]

You would try to respond to an old post and have to quick-edit it.

What if I didn't evade that question?

 

[Link2thelost90]

You would have said the Donkey Krew woulda taken them down.
What if Ganondorf had children?