What if...

[smashfan666]

people like rukako, marthfan92, and blargy would also come back.

what if wizard of oz for the SNES didn't have that "fall through even the largest of platforms" bug?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then the AVGN wouldn't need to get the Cowardly Lion to **** on it. Maybe.

What if I raised an undead army of Forum Gamers past? >:D

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wouldn't be able to tell whether I should run or greet them back.

What if MPH Deku was a ReDead?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd have to destoy MPH for puppy guarding my ladder out of here.
What if Christmas was now?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then I'd be kinda sad Skyward Sword hasn't been released in time for it. :<

What if instead of jumping, Mario specialized in walking on walls?

 

[Link2thelost90]

His original name would be Spiderman instead of Jumpman.
What if Peach was big burly man?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then Bowser obviously is interested in using him for a bodyguard.

...and Mario is ambiguously gay, of course.

What if Ganondorf tried stealing Peach for a change, instead of Bowser?

 

[Kantrip]

Ganondorf would steal peach instead of bowser? When did ganon steal bowser?

Anyways, bowser would in turn get really upset and peach would realize she doesn't mind because ganondorf is human and makes more money than a plumber.

What if one of the animal buddies in Donkey Kong Country was the HYPNOTOAD?

 

[smashfan666]

ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...
ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD...

what if ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then the terrorists win.

What if I had a fish and it could grant a wish?

 

[Link2thelost90]

You'd wish for more wishes.
What if Olimar had no helmet?

 

[MPH Deku]

He'd die.

:D

What if Olimar decided to use his amazing whistle of invincibility for other purposes besides Pikmen sorting and combat scenarios?

 

[Link2thelost90]

He'd get his own hit single.
What if people paid attention to Weegee?

 

[MPH Deku]

We'd all be screwed. Not paying attention is what saves us from his horrible wrath. >.<

What if the red gem on the Tails Doll was filled with cherry Kool-aid?

 

[Link2thelost90]

He say "OH YEAH!" every time you encounter him somewhere.
What if Amy Rose actually was a rose?

 

[MPH Deku]

She'd have a much harder time following Sonic around....s'cuse me while I go suggest this idea to Sega. >x>

What if Sega actually listened to their fan's requests four years ago instead of just now?

 

[Link2thelost90]

They'd make both a Sonic Heroes 2, Sonic Adventure 3 and bring back the choas.
What if Rawk Hawk and Glitzville were in Smash 4?

 

[MPH Deku]

He'd be a boss.

Because YOU CAN'T CONTROL THE RAWK HAWK!!!

What if I hid Easter eggs for you next April...in the grave of your dead dog?!

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then my dog would apparently have to die before next April...and even after that fact I still wouldn't bother looking in the grave.
What if Link had multi-jumps (6), 3 recovery moves, a glide and his hookshot.

 

[MPH Deku]

Then he probably wouldn't need to get medallions to for a light bridge to Ganon's Castle in OoT. He'd just jump there....wait, do you mean Brawl? He'd still be low tier because he's got no priority, G. XP

What if the Link in Brawl was based of the Link from Oracle of Seasons/Oracle of Ages?

 

[smashfan666]

ganondorf would be in his monster form, ganon, from the start.

what if CDI link was in the next smash bros?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then if you move while crouching, he could do the duckwalk!

COOL, HUH?!?! :'D

What if broccoli wasn't green?

 

[Link2thelost90]

It'd be pink and little kids would think its actually a candy.
What if Mario had a power up that gave him a plunger as a weapon?

 

[smashfan666]

it would be the plunger of doom, turning him into Irken Mario.

what if creepers existed in real life?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then the world would be the same.
What if Donkey Kong had his own show?

 

[MPH Deku]

They do. Stupid freaky big-glasses-wearin' dirty moustached child-stalking scary men. :<

Edit: ...he did. C'mon, not-Elucifur, lern yer crappy early 90s 3D shows.

What if you really did have a nickel for every time you heard that?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd have 1 nickle.
What if E.Gadd was a optional character in Luigi's Mansion 2?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then his baby-talking would be his finisher! Ghost finisher!

What if I explained everything ever to you right now?

 

[smashfan666]

you would run out of breath and faint.

what if bomberman was in a megaman game?

 

[Link2thelost90]

He'd toss bombs for massive damage.
What if Santa was in brawl?

 

[MPH Deku]

The one from Cave Story?

He'd let me get the Charcoal from his fireplace I hope.

What if Bomberman was in Brawl?

 

[Link2thelost90]

His role in subspace Em/Story mode would be a terrorist.
What if One those creatures came with him too?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then they'd win all fights instantly since they're number one.

What if Sly Fox could actually manage a southern accent for anwhole day?

 

[Link2thelost90]

I'd end up posting less im terrible a making southern accents into readable English.
What if the 4th hokage never died/or get sealed.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Well I guess I would know who that is if that were so.

What if life didn't suck?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then everybody would get what they want always and nobody would have less than anyone else and unicorns would still exist. And I woulda gotten that pony for my sixth birthday. :<

What if Darth Vader was only Luke's third cousin?

 

[Link2thelost90]

Then Luke wouldn't exist or at least wouldn't be the same Luke.
What if food could talk?

 

[MPH Deku]

I'd feel very guilty about eating it and die of starvation. >.<

What if dolphins finally told the humans that they've been ing us all along?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

I wouldn't care, although others may start dolphin-clubbing.

What if scientific progress went "Boink," and nobody made any Scout jokes when it did?

 

[MPH Deku]

Then obviously, nobody was around to observe the progress, so it didn't actually make a sound.

What if the Sandvich had its own spinoff series?