What do you hate the most when playing against CPU's?

[chaoslink20]

The title explains everything. Excuse me if there already is a similar post to this, I just couldn't find any. Anyway, what I hate the most is that they escape alot of the times when I'm trying to grab them with Link >.>...

 

[Crazy_mofo213]

The fact that they gang up on you.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I put CPU's on random and..........

There always...





Metaknight.

 

[chaoslink20]

Oh yeah..I forgot about that. But, I mostly do 1v1 matches...Don't know why lol.

 

[xTrav8]

I hate the fact that they're CPU's, and not actual people. So I'm only getting worse.

 

[ash1986]

I hate the way they gang up on you. Its borderline crazy!

 

[chaoslink20]

I hate the fact that they're CPU's, and not actual people. So I'm only getting worse.

That's why hey made Wi-Fi for SSBB. So that you could battle against real people, rather than CPU's.

 

[uhmuzing]

Absolutely unhuman reaction speeds. Its crazy.

I think I'm going to stop fighting CPUs; its getting me into alot of bad habits.

 

[theONEjanitor]

i like fighting computers.
the only thing that's sort of annoying is how they power shield everything

 

[chaoslink20]

i like fighting computers.
the only thing that's sort of annoying is how they power shield everything

I really don't mean to sound stupid or anything, but what is power shielding?

 

[xTrav8]

Wi-fi is still terrible. And lol @ what is power shielding.

 

[uhmuzing]

I really don't mean to sound stupid or anything, but what is power shielding?

Powershielding is when you shield right as you are attacked, like within the very first hit frames. It allows for a quick counter attack and you take no damage.

Wi-fi is still terrible. And lol @ what is power shielding.

That isn't very helpful...

 

[chaoslink20]

And lol @ what is power shielding.

Well, excuse me princess! It's not like EVERYONE knows.

Powershielding is when you shield right as you are attacked, like within the very first hit frames. It allows for a quick counter attack and you take no damage.

Thank you for explaining, kindly.

 

[The Drifter]

The fact that they gang up on you, and the fact that their shield is unbreakable.

 

[Pubik Vengeance]

Wi-fi is still terrible. And lol @ what is power shielding.

Everyone has to learn sometime, you don't have to be a ****.

 

[uhmuzing]

Glad to help. And yes, CPUs are experts with the timing. It wouldn't happen near as often in a real match.

 

[chaoslink20]

Glad to help. And yes, CPUs are experts with the timing. It wouldn't happen near as often in a real match.

Yep. Nintendo kinda failed at coding the CPU's. Apperantly, CPU's start to get harder as you play more and more. They basically find out your 'techniques'(or whatever you may want to call it) and learn to get past them. It can actually **** me off sometimes, even if it only is a game.

 

[chaoslink20]

Sorry for the double post. It wasn't ment to happen.

 

[SmashBrosForce]

They Gang up on you.
Many times they predict your attack.
Very Defensive.

 

[Adler]

My Marth CPU seems to counter everything which isn't ZZS's jabs, Fox's Shine.

 

[Xebenkeck]

You can't mindgame them

 

[Tmathh]

yeah CPUs arnt that good of practice...they can make you a lil better but you can fall into bad habits that will get you killed in a real match...also that **** power shield is so annoying... its unrealistic they block like EVERYTHING

 

[Ikenomon]

CPUs team up on you，they sometimes taunt you，and they occasionally spam。

 

[Veril]

CPUs exist for me to combo them into rest. Really just for resting. Their predictability is actually good because it lets me figure out... well, ways to rest opponents in certain situations. Not the best practice, but they will literally powershield just about any rest that isn't really unexpected, completely unavoidable (lag resting, OOS, etc), comboed into, or an interrupt. So they let me know what won't work pretty well.

I hate when they crouch taunt me though.


Practicing with CPUs basically requires that you have a purpose beyond beating them, since that doesn't matter at all. Playing to win against a CPU is bad.

 

[ZhaR not czar]

The most annoying thing is probably when CPUs taunt after getting a kill for something that they had no part in. Other than that, the fact that they aren't human gets pretty **** annoying.

I only play against CPUs to practice specific techniques, though. Actually practicing to get better against them is just a bad idea.

 

[Spydr Enzo]

Its been stated a few times already, but I hate how they gang up on you in Brawl. In Melee, three CPU's would be fighting each other and you would be on the other side of the stage, then one and ONLY ONE would go after you. In Brawl, they don't even attack each other.

 

[smashkng]

CPUs can do the impossible "take off the shield immediately after getting hit by Shield Breaker to prevent getting a broken shield".

 

[.Marik]

How much they suck.

 

[Cacti]

That's why hey made Lag-Fi for SSBB. So that you could battle against real people, rather than CPU's.

Fix'd

10Fixes

 

[POKE40]

That's why Nintendo (mainly Sakarui) made Wi-Fi for SSBB. So that you could battle against real people, rather than CPU's.

Grammar fix.
Har har har.

A Grammar Nazi strikes again!

Also fix the phrase that is highlighted in lime. The phrase is just a fragment of a sentence.
(Don't take me seriously. )

Response to topic:
All CPU's don't think smart enough and walk right up to you. Now I can't do some fancy approach when fighting CPU's in opposition to fighting human controlled players.

 

[Funen1]

They have god-like reaction speeds that only electronics can provide. This aspect of CPU's completely nullifies the ability to use (and for some of us, practice) mental tactics that would normally be quite sound against human players.

 

[Sieguest]

the reasons why I hate the cpus...
everything that everyone has said in this thread..
1. Their reaction speeds are uber cheap...somehow they can powershield everything...
2. If you fight to win they make bad habits...this won't help me get better
3. their cpus...period...

 

[Kupo Rose]

I end up attempting to do stupid combos on human players (which doesn't work) that worked against CPUs.

Although they are rather funny to watch sometimes when hit offstage, their use of recovery is hilariously predictable.

 

[Sci]

yeah, to me the big problems with CPUs is that they can't really replicate what its like fighting a human player. They sometimes do totally stupid things that lead them to a KO while a human player probably wouldn't have fallen for the same thing.

 

[GigaBowserXyZ]

the fact they can predict ur every move
they don't help u get better
their reaction time

 

[sammy p]

whenever i try to dodge their attack(if ya know wat i mean) they land a hit on me anyways......
BUT, when they dodge my attacks, it actually MISSES

 

[JUDGE]

i hate most that they dodge every attack, shield grab me all the time ,can't DI
and when you know how, too easy to combo

and you can't mindgame them....oh yeah that is ugly!!!

 

[choknater]

Since cpu's have perfect reaction, it just forces me to solidify my camping games. It's fun IMO, you learn defensive moves with characters that are supposed to be offensive. As a Sheik main, that's something I really appreciate.

I always use run away b-reversed ground needles now. Even CPU's can't react to that when they are chasing me with a dash attack or something

 

[VodkaHaze]

I would say that it doesn't really affect my skill and also I know almost ALL their tactics since I've been having to keep brawling them to keep my skill for almost all my offline matches!!

 

[Moozle]

I hate how inconsistent they are. Before I played wifi I played computers for practice, and sometimes they are absolutely terrible, but sometimes they have frame perfect shielding and grabbing. I wish they were always that good, it would make it really fun for me.