Weirdest thing you've seen a CPU do

[KrIsP!]

I baired a cpu falco underneath BF into the wall and it teched, daired me and recovered. I **** a brick and ended the match.

 

[It's me Q]

It is **** like this that makes me appreciate only having the cpu to play againsed most of the time, the cpu KNOWS when you stop paying attention for that split second, and pulls out the ultra-jank.

 

[Krynxe]

A lvl 9 Luigi read my illusion recover with a taunt

and spiked me

 

[Allagro]

i was playing against a level 1 fox as falco doing some combo practice and the fox decided that when he came back from the left ledge he would keep walking towards the right, fall off, and firebird down.

to this day i cannot understand the cpu's logic

I think the CPU was tired of getting ***** so he tried to get you to end the match lol

 

[DerfMidWest]

New one.

was playing the other day and i knocked a computer off yoshi's. he was hanging on the ledge and then did the slow get up attack that you do when you're at high percent. however, randall came out just as he did it, so he came off the ledge. however, he kept doing the get up attack animation as if he was still on the ledge, except he was doing it on randall. 0_0

its a known glitch.
Dark uses it all the time if you watch his games on yoshi's.

oh and a new one for today (not really the weirdest thing, but it made me laugh):
playing a kirby at yoshi's, knocked him down onto randal so i falling nair at him and he powershields it and grabs me and immediately upthrows and of course, randal moves, so we both died.
it had me laughing for a good 3 minutes.

 

[BrahmenNoodles]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0lK5uycNBg

During adventure mode on Hard, just a few minutes ago :o

He actually started doing this while all the blocks were gone too...

Odd.

Note the failed one handed dash dance controller fapping sound.

 

[cannedbread]

•on fd, a lvl 6 yoshi did that djl parry thing and ate my knee at 128%. it was crazy because yoshi did that OWOWOWOW scream thing and he didn't even go anywhere ° -°

•a lvl 9 marth once took my entire first stock by doing nothing but reverse dolphin slashes oos. had the nerve to taunt me after my failed sweetspot (f*** that battlefield ledge)

•i'm pretty sure we've all encountered that stationary fox on adventure mode. not that bizarre but i wonder why they act so passive aggressive.

 

[ShroudedOne]

I think...when I was fighting a level nine Peach on Yoshi's...I daired her on a platform, and she powershielded it, then did a shield drop platform cancelled nair...

At least, that's what it looked like. All I know is that she powershielded me, and didn't jump, but I got naired.

 

[UlyssesTheTrojan]

I was playing against level 9 IC's on yoshi's and this happened to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N97i-nvFdYo

from 0:09 to 0:10

 

[Citrus]

I was playing against a level 9 fox as puff and the CPU randomly turned into a bad*** when I was off stage by jumping off, doing a rising uair , and KOing me.
Also CPU Falcons insisting that their side b will work off stage

 

[Bill_the_Duck]

Level 9 Fox CPU hit me at least 5-6 times straight with side-B on the middle of FD. Then did it 3 times in a row in the same direction for suicide

 

[Vudujin]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYGFxaNSkjQ

Lvl. 9 Luigi is so damn good.

 

[Lawrencelot]

I had CPU Samus Super Wavedash off the Yoshi's Island platform.

Wow this happened to me as well a few years ago, from the top platform. Funny thing is it landed on the cloud

 

[It's me Q]

Just had luigi edgeguard me from low on BF with missile, either meteored me or send me down FAST the second I was about the get the ledge. Before that had link bomb jump recovery on FD. Both within the last 15 min session. Only happens when 420 I tell ya..

E: Just had luigi face off the stage and misfire suicide (I was centre), respawn, jump down to the ledge and do it again..

 

[Shadocat]

Exactly When I got back on the stage, A lvl 6 Link jumped off and d-aired, then died......

 

[E-102 Gamma]

When I practice fortress hogging with level 4 CPU players, they tend to walk up to the ledge and taunt when I fortress hog after they get KO'd and come back. Fox CPUs look especially cocky when they do this.

CPU players just generally seem to be in the habit of taunting at weird times.

 

[Riddlebox]

The first time it happened I was in disbelief, but it's happened like 5 times now and I want to get it recorded one day...but I was playing around with a CPU Fox on battlefield, went to edge-guard it with down tilt (as Marth) when it got close enough and it sweet spotted the ledge from a diagonal angle underneath the stage and instantly get-up attacked me <_<. I'm pretty sure it wasn't at the end of the firefox cause every time I tried I was completely confident I'd hit them overshooting the ledge.

 

[Anand]

The first time it happened I was in disbelief, but it's happened like 5 times now and I want to get it recorded one day...but I was playing around with a CPU Fox on battlefield, went to edge-guard it with down tilt (as Marth) when it got close enough and it sweet spotted the ledge from a diagonal angle underneath the stage and instantly get-up attacked me <_<. I'm pretty sure it wasn't at the end of the firefox cause every time I tried I was completely confident I'd hit them overshooting the ledge.

There's some discussion here: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=312451

 

['Fro]

As Marth, I had grabbed a Lv.1 Falcon near the right edge of FD (I was facing the ledge). I had grabbed him such that he was in his "grabbed" animation in thin air right off the edge. I DOWN threw him to bring him back to center stage. Instead, he does some crazy DI, hits the side of the stage, and flies straight to the right. I still haven't been able to replicate this.

 

[DerfMidWest]

Today i did the freeze glitch in training mode for lulz and my nana went on a rampage against poor frozen bowser (i walked to the otherside of the stage and back past her, but she didn't care)
It went on for a good 5 minutes.
Not sure why it happened, but it was pree funny.

 

[machinegungeek]

Speaking of Level 9 Luigi's, I had one once kill me with an Up-B through my SHFFL'd nair as Fox. I'm pretty sure I dropped the controller and just stared forward shaking my head.

 

[GhllieShdeKnife]

through? u mean cc-ed it into up-b?

 

[machinegungeek]

I don't remember. I think it just Up-B'd me through the move with it's hitbox (due to the power/perecentage) just hit through mine, like when an fsmash eats through a jab. CC'ing prbly wouldn't have surprised me...

 

[Soft Serve]

Luigi's Up-b sweet spot is ridiculously tiny, It probably was a crouch cancel.

I got shine-daired off stage by a falco the other day.

 

[E-102 Gamma]

Can someone please post some links to videos of Vudujin at tournaments with his lvl. 9 CPU Luigi buddy? I remember seeing one somewhat recently, but I can't for the life of me find it again.

Also, this is my 64th post. Whoo!

Edit: FOUND IT!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlQy4jkfJWU

Level 9 Luigi truly is too good.

 

[Zoler]

As Marth, I had grabbed a Lv.1 Falcon near the right edge of FD (I was facing the ledge). I had grabbed him such that he was in his "grabbed" animation in thin air right off the edge. I DOWN threw him to bring him back to center stage. Instead, he does some crazy DI, hits the side of the stage, and flies straight to the right. I still haven't been able to replicate this.

I'm pretty sure CPUs can DI and SDI in ways human players can't (basically cheating).

 

[The Star King]

I'm pretty sure CPUs can DI and SDI in ways human players can't (basically cheating).

No.

As Marth, I had grabbed a Lv.1 Falcon near the right edge of FD (I was facing the ledge). I had grabbed him such that he was in his "grabbed" animation in thin air right off the edge. I DOWN threw him to bring him back to center stage. Instead, he does some crazy DI, hits the side of the stage, and flies straight to the right. I still haven't been able to replicate this.

I remember seeing a Youtube video about doing this trick to human players on like Pokemon Stadium or something. I can't find it now though.

 

[fatman667]

Edgehop dair with Marth