Weird/Funny In-game Pictures Thread (SSB64&Melee)

[Near²]

I'll start with this screenshot:

 

[malva00]

old pic

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I'll redo this to get a better quality one when I have the time. We laughed for like 10 minutes when we saw this.

We being the people that stayed at LFL's house during a brawl tournament (and I managed to convince people to play 64 )

It was done completely accidentally... I don't even remember why we paused

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Did this vs some randumb Kirby online.

 

[SuPeRbOoM]

lol

 

[Battlecow]

^

Luigi in Blackface

 

[StealthECartman]

LOL, I like the captain falcon wall texture on the right

 

[Deleted member]

 

[MaNg0]

wow johnny way 2 make melee look bad

 

[The Star King]

Mango reads this forum?

 

[Mentis_mortis]

oldy

 

[asianaussie]

I laughed. It's actually amusing.

inb4 wrong game bro

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Well, technically we never specified it had to be smash 64 pictures...

inb4 pictures from some random game

 

[UnholyWeapon]

wow johnny way 2 make melee look bad

Hi mango, melee never looks bad O_O

 

[UnholyWeapon]

:O!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[asianaussie]

Pika lost his master karate skills after 64. Or maybe he just evolved into Mr. Miyagi, I'm not sure.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

SSB64 & melee? I don't know if melee pictures can be as epic as 64 pictures... it's kind-of a one-game race here

 

[NOKAUBURE]

This is a result of a cheat that removes all polygons except the legs :D

 

[NixxxoN]

man you are a great hacker. i wonder if you can add more chars lol.

 

[KoRoBeNiKi]

Cool hack

does this change where samus can be hit?

 

[The Star King]

I always wondered if Kirby is wearing shoes or if those are his actual feet.

 

[Rappster]

shoes definitely

 

[Blue Yoshi]

I think they're his feet...

One of the many mysteries of Nintendo that will never be revealed.

 

[asianaussie]

Kirby is amazing.

He's a pocket sized puffball with the most advanced digestive system in the history of anything known to mankind. He appears to have the ability to convert atmospheric gases into helium for floating, and his defining strength is his absurd ability to evolve biologically by eating something with the desired trait, then devolving by expelling and manifesting those traits as material stars.

He can unhinge his jaw to a level where objects far larger than him are ingestable, and he appears to excrete air. His exhalation is akin to a shotgun blast, annihilating most things that happen to be in front of him. He regains stamina at an absurd rate, walking into food to restore his vitality (some form of phagocytosis, I assume). He's also ridiculously cute, giving him the innate evolutionary advantage of having larger enemies underestimate him.

If Sakurai considered this while designing Kirby I'm going to forgive him for barwl

 

[Blue Yoshi]

Wrong thread. Hilarious scientific character analysis is that way ==>
This is the Wierd/Funny In-game Pictures Thread.

But seriously, that was hilarious (at least to me )

 

[NOKAUBURE]

jaja, I see that my no-leg picture likes xD
The code makes invisible the body and the hands, but hitboxes are here. Leg-samus doing U-tilt is funny :D

 

[NixxxoN]

Just to remember that kirby at first was white and with no shoes apparently

 

[NOKAUBURE]

first, miyamoto makes kirby white, then pink (not that true, he wants him yellow, but someone friend suggested pink). And he has shoes on the foto :S

 

[dch111]

you mean sakurai, I assume

 

[The Star King]

Dude, Kirby is DEMONIC. He fools you with those cute looks and lures you in, then SWALLOWS YOU ALIVE, STEALS YOUR SOUL TO USE IT FOR VIOLENCE AND ERASES YOU FROM ALL EXISTENCE (in the Kirby games).

 

[Battlecow]

A wise man once said: Kirby is the devil's chewing gum. This is the truth.

 

[asianaussie]

I have a tentative conclusion. Kirby is a giant freaking amoeboid. It explains his incredibly easy trait changes. Amoeba are single celled and contain a DNA ring called a plasmid, often used by human scientists to implant DNA from one source to another. This is because only a single cell requires affecting in the process of phenotype expression. What confuses me is his ability to mimic larger, multicellular organisms and non-organism substance (ie. rocks and water). Oh, and his puffy nature. I have to conclude that Kirby is either overly advanced in terms of genetic simplicity, or a witch.

It'd be useful if someone dissected a Kirby.

 

[Blue Yoshi]

There's nothing to dissect. It's only air surrounded by rubber.

 

[The Star King]

Yet another debate about Kirby: Multi-celled organism, or a freaking gigantic single-celled one? Or not composed of cells at all?

 

[Near²]

I've always wondered how in the hell those huge eggs coming out of Yoshi's *** not hurt when you swallow them.

 

[ballin4life]

Yet another debate about Kirby: Multi-celled organism, or a freaking gigantic single-celled one? Or not composed of cells at all?

Pretty sure a single cell couldn't be that big because the surface area to volume ratio would be off. Not enough surface area per volume causes some kind of problem, I forget but google for details.

 

[The Star King]

Pretty sure a single cell couldn't be that big because the surface area to volume ratio would be off. Not enough surface area per volume causes some kind of problem, I forget but google for details.

The more volume, the more nutrients required. The more surface area, the faster the cell can obtain them. The smaller the organism, the greater the surface area to volume ratio. That's why cells are small.

But Kirby is SPECIAL.

 

[asianaussie]

It's nice you bring SA:V into it, but KIRBY INGESTS THINGS. A good SA:V ratio isn't required when you're big enough to ingest things. Think outside the box: just because we've never encountered single-celled organisms that large, doesn't mean they can't exist

As for the other uses of a high SA:V ratio (heat dispersion, etc), Kirby is just magical.

Kirby causes all our logic to be flawed. Genetic trait re-expression is impossible at that speed unless you are a single-celled organism, but prokaryotes lack eyes.

Maybe Kirby's just a giant lysosome-esque sac, and his eyes are giant, chained recognition proteins. If he simply contains conversion enzymes, genetic material and other necessary proteins, it might be biologically passable.

I maintain Kirby is magic.

 

[ballin4life]

I maintain Kirby is magic.

Oh... like rainbows and magnets.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-agl0pOQfs

MAGIC EVERYWHERE IN THIS *****

 

[MattNF]

It's a miracle those morons have a career.

Then again, Bush did get elected twice...