Dark_Ermac
Smash Apprentice
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Dream discussion! I start.
<<<Quest for Cash>>>
Multiply Rooms
The dream began when I was inside a house, similar to one of my friends', but it was all stretched out and had like, 3 staircases and multiple rooms that weren't there before. I found out my freind was here, and he didn't really know what was going on either. I realized that this was similar to the Secret Worlds in metroid, where things seem familiar, but are really much larger than the actual thing. We decided that we would try to find out who was behind this.
It turned out that there was a house virus (don't ask), and so we took out some weapons and fought with it. Eventually we killed it. I don't really remember much about that part though, except for that fact.
C*ck Fight
So I ended up wanting to go buy a Wii, but I had no money, so I just kind of wandered around until I found a c*ck. I heard something from a distance, so I went to check it out. It ended up that there was a c*ck fight going on. I decided to enter my c*ck, and it could easily defeat all of its opponents in one hit! Eventually someone wanted to bargain for it, and so I accepted. After all, hopefully I could get enough for a Wii...
The man said he would pay me $400,000 for the c*ck! I was all like, WHA???. I decided to take advantage of this and get him to pay me $500,000 instead. So I handed him the c*ck, and in exchange he gave me a pack of Fruit Rollups and ran off. What b*stard.
At this point in time I woke up, and then began to imagine what was to happen next (the Shikamaru part), and fell asleep again (about the part when I see the wood thing.)
Shikamaru/Wood
So then I find Shikamaru, and he's all trying to get the most out of a newfound power, that is this wooden thing, kind of looks like a tiki, but is pocket-sized. Eventually the tiki jumps up and bites his hand, so then he runs off. It took me a while to take this in for some reason.
Armored Creature
This part is strange, and may contain too much Pok'eMon for one to handle. (If only it was Brawl instead...)
Anyway, so I end up wandering around a bit more until I find this weird, shell-looking thing which was really a house where Shikamaru lived. But I walked in, and I didn't find Shikamaru... Instead I found this giant armored creature slightly resembling a turtle, which had two shells with a small crack between them in which a second head peered out. The first head would fire beams from its mouth and try to eat people, while the second head would fire a "Vector Ray". Eventually for some strange reason a group of Pok'eMon attempted to defeat it, but failed (similar to another dream I had, having to do with the "Evil Master King").Eventually I realized that occasionally the creature would lift up its body before charging, and so I used this to my advantage and ran right below it and thrusting a sword into it. It then stopped moving. I flipped it over and used it as a sled-thing to reach the bottom of this sort-of hill-beach thing. There the creature disappeared, and then I found Shikamaru and his father (who isn't the one from Naruto), and so we had a discussion. I later learned that they were trying to use the powers of the wood thing to make themselves stronger, as well as their "Supports", which were somewhat fish-looking (although they more resembled Pok'eMon). However, the wooden thing bit Shikamaru, causing a corruption to occur, which eventually lead the the four of them fusing into the armored beast I saw before (I knew it had something to do with them!).
Shortly after walking back to their "house", we found out that it had been overrun by Pok'eMon (the ones that tried to defeat the Beast earlier), but we didnt really care. Just the fact that the beast was dead was good enough. Shikamaru then decided that he'd give me his Support, to help out on my travels. I thanked him, and set off for whatever was going to come later on.
I realized I was asleep, and so woke up. I wasn't where I thought I was anymore. After looking at my surroundings, I realized that I was on the Planet of the Apes. I immidiately opened up my own cage, and them smashed a monitor that had that gayass commercial for horoscope (SEND A TEXT MESSAGE STAR 4 TO 5H1T5!!! repeating over and over again). After that I procceeded to be captured, put back in my cage (which I broke out of again), and repeating. That was, until I remembered about my Support...
Kirby!
That's right. Kirby. I unleashed him and got out again, hoping that he would be able to distract the apes long enough for me to escape. Then something caught my eye: a wierd hose that shot matter out instead of water. I began to use it, until eventually I had created something that even I was suprised I made. Eventually Kirby returned. When I was done with it, I decided that it needed some sort of name. I realized I had made a weapon, similar to the Vector Rays coming from the Armored Beast.
It would be called the Vector Beam.
I began to use the Vector Beam until eventually I found myself on a high staircase, similar to the ones in colusseums, at the top was (I believe) Shinnok. Him or Raiden. I can't quite remember. Anyway, he told me that in order for me to escape, I needed to use the Vector Beam to my advantage.
I would give it to him.
I was skeptical at first, but when he said he would give me $50,000,000 for it, I easily accepted. Unfortuantely I'm an idiot. He right away used the Vector Beam to blow up Shikamaru's house (aka Pok'eMon Hangout). Fortunately he was able to escape, along with a lone Squirtle, which was then destroyed by another blast from the Vector Beam. Shikamaru's escape ship was destroyed by a third blast. I was to be destroyed by a fourth blast, but it could only fire 5 shots until it was completely drained of power, and had to be refueled (by something only I knew about).
But wait! he only used 3 shots!
Yep. I used the other 2 to get there in the first place (Read the part after 'It would be called the Vector Beam'. You should catch it.)
With theVector Beam rendered useless, I was able to make an escape. My quest for cash was over.
(By the way, Shikamaru ended up somehow surviving the impact of the Vector Beam to his ship. His father wasn't so lucky.)
<<<Quest for Cash>>>
Multiply Rooms
The dream began when I was inside a house, similar to one of my friends', but it was all stretched out and had like, 3 staircases and multiple rooms that weren't there before. I found out my freind was here, and he didn't really know what was going on either. I realized that this was similar to the Secret Worlds in metroid, where things seem familiar, but are really much larger than the actual thing. We decided that we would try to find out who was behind this.
It turned out that there was a house virus (don't ask), and so we took out some weapons and fought with it. Eventually we killed it. I don't really remember much about that part though, except for that fact.
C*ck Fight
So I ended up wanting to go buy a Wii, but I had no money, so I just kind of wandered around until I found a c*ck. I heard something from a distance, so I went to check it out. It ended up that there was a c*ck fight going on. I decided to enter my c*ck, and it could easily defeat all of its opponents in one hit! Eventually someone wanted to bargain for it, and so I accepted. After all, hopefully I could get enough for a Wii...
The man said he would pay me $400,000 for the c*ck! I was all like, WHA???. I decided to take advantage of this and get him to pay me $500,000 instead. So I handed him the c*ck, and in exchange he gave me a pack of Fruit Rollups and ran off. What b*stard.
At this point in time I woke up, and then began to imagine what was to happen next (the Shikamaru part), and fell asleep again (about the part when I see the wood thing.)
Shikamaru/Wood
So then I find Shikamaru, and he's all trying to get the most out of a newfound power, that is this wooden thing, kind of looks like a tiki, but is pocket-sized. Eventually the tiki jumps up and bites his hand, so then he runs off. It took me a while to take this in for some reason.
Armored Creature
This part is strange, and may contain too much Pok'eMon for one to handle. (If only it was Brawl instead...)
Anyway, so I end up wandering around a bit more until I find this weird, shell-looking thing which was really a house where Shikamaru lived. But I walked in, and I didn't find Shikamaru... Instead I found this giant armored creature slightly resembling a turtle, which had two shells with a small crack between them in which a second head peered out. The first head would fire beams from its mouth and try to eat people, while the second head would fire a "Vector Ray". Eventually for some strange reason a group of Pok'eMon attempted to defeat it, but failed (similar to another dream I had, having to do with the "Evil Master King").Eventually I realized that occasionally the creature would lift up its body before charging, and so I used this to my advantage and ran right below it and thrusting a sword into it. It then stopped moving. I flipped it over and used it as a sled-thing to reach the bottom of this sort-of hill-beach thing. There the creature disappeared, and then I found Shikamaru and his father (who isn't the one from Naruto), and so we had a discussion. I later learned that they were trying to use the powers of the wood thing to make themselves stronger, as well as their "Supports", which were somewhat fish-looking (although they more resembled Pok'eMon). However, the wooden thing bit Shikamaru, causing a corruption to occur, which eventually lead the the four of them fusing into the armored beast I saw before (I knew it had something to do with them!).
Shortly after walking back to their "house", we found out that it had been overrun by Pok'eMon (the ones that tried to defeat the Beast earlier), but we didnt really care. Just the fact that the beast was dead was good enough. Shikamaru then decided that he'd give me his Support, to help out on my travels. I thanked him, and set off for whatever was going to come later on.
I realized I was asleep, and so woke up. I wasn't where I thought I was anymore. After looking at my surroundings, I realized that I was on the Planet of the Apes. I immidiately opened up my own cage, and them smashed a monitor that had that gayass commercial for horoscope (SEND A TEXT MESSAGE STAR 4 TO 5H1T5!!! repeating over and over again). After that I procceeded to be captured, put back in my cage (which I broke out of again), and repeating. That was, until I remembered about my Support...
Kirby!
That's right. Kirby. I unleashed him and got out again, hoping that he would be able to distract the apes long enough for me to escape. Then something caught my eye: a wierd hose that shot matter out instead of water. I began to use it, until eventually I had created something that even I was suprised I made. Eventually Kirby returned. When I was done with it, I decided that it needed some sort of name. I realized I had made a weapon, similar to the Vector Rays coming from the Armored Beast.
It would be called the Vector Beam.
I began to use the Vector Beam until eventually I found myself on a high staircase, similar to the ones in colusseums, at the top was (I believe) Shinnok. Him or Raiden. I can't quite remember. Anyway, he told me that in order for me to escape, I needed to use the Vector Beam to my advantage.
I would give it to him.
I was skeptical at first, but when he said he would give me $50,000,000 for it, I easily accepted. Unfortuantely I'm an idiot. He right away used the Vector Beam to blow up Shikamaru's house (aka Pok'eMon Hangout). Fortunately he was able to escape, along with a lone Squirtle, which was then destroyed by another blast from the Vector Beam. Shikamaru's escape ship was destroyed by a third blast. I was to be destroyed by a fourth blast, but it could only fire 5 shots until it was completely drained of power, and had to be refueled (by something only I knew about).
But wait! he only used 3 shots!
Yep. I used the other 2 to get there in the first place (Read the part after 'It would be called the Vector Beam'. You should catch it.)
With theVector Beam rendered useless, I was able to make an escape. My quest for cash was over.
(By the way, Shikamaru ended up somehow surviving the impact of the Vector Beam to his ship. His father wasn't so lucky.)
