Vagrant Lustoid
Smash Journeyman
- Joined
- Jul 29, 2007
- Messages
- 254
To quote a certain someone...Woah, woah, woah, woah... Why is everyone insulting Zant? Listen, I'll tell you why he's so lame in the "final" fight with him.
~Three years ago~
(Miyamoto is sitting in his office playing with a Link and Mario action figures)
(Aonuma busts in)
"Hey, Shiggy, we've got the plotline drafted down and we're beginning the work on Twilight Princess. It should come out late this year!"
(Shiggy looks at it.)
"Where is Gannondorf?"
"..."
"Uh... We were actually planning on not having Gannondorf in the game, Zant's the bad guy."
"NOOOOOOOOOOO! YOU PUT GANNON IN GAME OR YOU FIRED!"
"But we've made a really cool battle at the end of the game with Zant..."
"MAKE IT LAAAAAAME! I NOT CARE! MAKE FIGHT WITH GANNON BETTAH!"
(Aonuma walks out)
"Crap. To add in that stuff we're going to have to push the deadline back... About three years."
GANNON-BANNED!!!! x4 Multiplier!!!