Vending Machine

[Rock Man X]

You get a red ring.... of DEATH.

I insert a mirror.

 

[Davy Jones]

You get some piesces of a mirror

Insert a trolley.

 

[fishman3114]

You get a dolley


I insert a Viagra

 

[Davy Jones]

The machine emits a insuportable smell.

I insert Antimatter.

 

[fishman3114]

You get a black hole


I insert matter

 

[Davy Jones]

You get more matter

I insert a plant.

 

[fishman3114]

you get photosenthisis



I insert the universe as we known it

 

[Davy Jones]

You get chaos and mass destruction weapons.

I insert the simple coin.

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a lottery ticket.

I insert a 1-up Mushroom.

 

[fishman3114]

you get a poisen mushroom



I insert thr Triforce

 

[Davy Jones]

You get ultim8 POWAHR!!!

I insert Zelda.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get Shiek.

I insert a whale shark...

 

[~Krystal~]

You get jail time. Animal cruelty is STRICTLY forbidden.

I insert a lifetime of martial arts training.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get the White Ninja of Beverly Hills.

I insert ~Krystal~....

 

[Davy Jones]

You get tons of female parfumes, makeovers and hair products.

I insert a Wii Remote.

 

[fishman3114]

you get a wireless xbox controller


I insert March 9

 

[Davy Jones]

You get April 9

I insert a girl

 

[~Krystal~]

You get a broken heart and a burning desire to kill yourself.

I insert the book of life.

 

[Ryudo_Sama]

You get the book of death.

I insert the fangs of Dracula.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a vending machine with the coke sucked out of it.

I insert Kakashi Sensei...

 

[Davy Jones]

You get Naruto hentai picks!!! (Can I have some)

I insert a mirror

 

[fishman3114]

you get a broken mirror,

I insert my mom.

 

[tafutureboy]

you get your dad

I insert Ike

 

[fishman3114]

What?????????

 

[True Sonic]

You fight for your friends.

I insert a Smash Ball.

 

[DTKPch]

You get a RANDOMASTAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

I insert a 10char.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get an 11-char

I insert a pillow and some sheets and a 'non-obviousifier'

 

[Frown]

You get nothing.

I insert myself.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get a frown.

I insert icanhascheeseberger...

 

[Frown]

You get a picture of a cat saying "GRANTED", and and envelope containing a tiny, tiny, cheeseburger.

I insert Kirby.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get pwned.

I insert a Landmaster.

 

[Frown]

You get three landmasters.

I insert the one who replies to this post.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get a punch in the face.

I insert Mario, Wario, Luigi and Waluigi.

 

[Frown]

They get stuck and die of starvation. Thank you. You've killed the Mario franchise.

Hey, I can't insert anyting until I get the Italians' corpses out of there!

 

[Giga Hand]

I insert some grease.

 

[KraidGuy]

You get Italian corpses.

I insert the internetz...

 

[Frown]

You get a can of spam.

I insert the can of spam.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get a metal cow.

I insert 73|-| 1337

 

[Frown]

You get a firecracker (don't ask me why).

I insert the firecracker.

 

[Giga Hand]

You get pwned again.

I insert a vending machine.