Vending Machine

[Agi]

You get a very small message.
I insert complaints about the minimum driving age.

 

[XACE-K]

You get me.

I insert a cucumber.

 

[Burrbomb]

You get *CENSORED*

I insert a dirty mind.

 

[XACE-K]

You get me.

I insert a pervert.

 

[Burrbomb]

You get what I was originally gonna say.

I insert MR. T

 

[Agi]

You get Chuck Norris, who immediately kills you.

I insert Kung POW! Enter the Fist.

 

[Deleted member]

You get the Tongue of Fury.

I insert my Chosen One moveset.

 

[Agi]

You recieve an "A" and a cookie.

I insert pure vanilla extract.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get generic vanilla flavored ice cream.

I insert trolling.

 

[Agi]

You recieve SmashBrosMike.

I insert 11 more posts to my postcount...

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get Smash Apprentice.
I insert my new but broken custom avatar.

 

[Agi]

You recieve a red X.

I insert a bag of nuclearly mutated popcorn...

 

[xX Boezy Xx]

You get my favorite flavor of movie snacks.

I insert radiation poisoning.

 

[F1r3w0lf]

You get Mako poisoning

I insert "Eagle Eye"

 

[Kinzer]

You get what I was originally gonna say.

I insert MR. T

You should see me at the Ike forums now that we're discussing Zero Suit Samus.

You get Mako poisoning

I insert "Eagle Eye"

You get what appears to be a good action movie.

I insert said good action movie.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Falco Eyes.

I insert said eyes.

 

[Kinzer]

You get Ears of the Fox.

I insert something to go with the Falco eyes and Fox ears.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Wolf teeth.

I insert Ganon's hand.

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

You get Peach's @$$.

I insert Kirby's feet.

 

[Burrbomb]

You get a SSB trophy hunter.

I insert Pumkin Pie, which is the greatest thing in the universe by the way.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get Pummelin' Pie.

I insert a Chargin' Chuck and a couple apostrophes.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a woodchuck.

I insert a simile.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a smiley, one as annoying as the n00b that populates certain internet chatrooms.

I insert a metaphor.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a onomonopia.

I insert humming.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get hum-diddly-dum-tum.

I insert someone who speaks in metaphors and isn't a gamer.

 

[XACE-K]

You get YO MAMA! lololololollollolllololollololllolol

I insert a pancake.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a flapjack.

I insert Yo Momma! jokes.

 

[XACE-K]

You get stupid noobs.

I insert a shield.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a sword...

I insert the meaning of truth.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get "That which is true, real, and/or actual, the opposite of falsehood"

I insert a drop of my own blood.

 

[Karptroopa]

You get a scar.

I insert Mew.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Mewtwo.

I insert Bob the Builder.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Spongebob the Builder.

I insert a fish on my bed.

 

[XACE-K]

You sleep with the fishes.

I insert my crushed hopes and dreams.

 

[solitonmedic]

You get a chopped shark.

I insert a Skip Sandwich XD.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a tasty sammich.

I insert pronz

 

[Agi]

You recieve censorship.

I insert Magikarp.

 

[Meta Jr]

You get a- nevermind I'll give you an explosion.

*BOOM*

Moving on, I insert XACE-K.

 

[Agi]

You recieve pronz.

I insert Rambopuff.

 

[Iron Thorn]

You get Judopuff.

I insert Jigglypuff's crappy green cap.