Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Sonic the Baron.

I insert Sonic the Baron, the Forum Gamer I want to come back the most.

 

[Jonkku]

You get Shadow the Baroness, the forum gamer nobody has ever even seen.

I insert an assault rifle.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a battery rifle.

I insert me facepalming myself.

 

[UberMario]

You get a bald face.

I insert a palm tree.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a facepalm tree.

I insert an oak.

 

[Agi]

You receive Professor Elm.

I insert a shiny Charizard.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a DIAMOND SMASH

I insert Simon Belmont's theme from Super Castlevania.

 

[UberMario]

You get Castlevania: Rondo of Blood.

I insert another game with blood in the title.

 

[smashfan666]

You get blood bleeder.

I insert Leroy

You were expecting Leroy Jenkins? TOO BAD, Walu... I mean... LEROY Time!

 

[Metal~Mario]

You get experiment 628.

I insert Soul Dew.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Mountain Dew.

I insert Soul Calibur

 

[RuNNing Riot]

You get Soul Edge.

I insert a running gag.

 

[xxFrohawkxx]

You receive an Inside Joke!

I insert Mainstream Rap music!

 

[Jonkku]

You get tons and tons of ****

I insert a laugh maker.

 

[smashfan666]

You get tons and tons of ****

I insert a gordo power up from kirby air ride.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get tons and tons of pet goldfish.

I insert bad memories of smashfan666 inserting a pet goldfish OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a pet goldfish

OVER AND OVER AGAIN

I insert Captain America's shield

 

[smashfan666]

You get ProtoMan's shield.

I insert Shadow Blades.

 

[AGuyNamedRaf]

You get Light Shields.

I insert a moon chair.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Moonajuana

i insert Ol' Drippy

 

[Elucifur]

You receive an old prostitute.

I insert star bits.

 

[Clownbot]

You get very tiny blue text.

I insert very large red text.

 

[smashfan666]

you get medium sized purple text.

i insert bikdiponabus's let's play of super mario sunshine.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get chuggaaconroy's LP of the same game.

I insert MOSES ROSES!

 

[KnuxMaster]

out comes Moses

in goes my ocarina

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a songstress.

I insert a blue screen.

 

[smashfan666]

your computer blows up.

i insert a binder labeled "BACK-UP FILES" full of computer remains.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get Anti-Virus pop-ups.

I insert an angry squirrel.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get your head put in a bag with one in it.

I insert gruesomeness.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get awesomeNESS!

I insert "Ooooookay".

 

[smashfan666]

you get lolface

i insert a penny arcade/VG Cats/ctr+alt+del crossover

 

[Mr.Freeman]

You get a lame webcomic.

I insert Communism.

 

[StinkomanFan]

Soviet Russia gets you

I insert Rugrats

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get All Grown Up.

I insert llabtoof.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get reccos.

I insert the theory that being in the Forum Games long enough can get you to figure out posts with backwards text and spoiler tags in them.

Spoiler

niatpaC noclaF - !seY

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get lazyness of using hidden text and ruin your friendships and food.

I insert quick responses.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get cappuccino, something that helps you to quickly respond.

I insert accidental clicking.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a talking moose that wants your credit card number.

I insert the number six.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get multiplication by three. EVIL

I insert the number four.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a crazy Australian blonde that wants a big monkey. A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIG MONKEY!!!!

I insert a grey rainbow.