Vending Machine

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a porch monkey.

I insert a crazy Australian porch monkey. LOOK AT THE SIZE OF IT!!!!1111one11

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a $6.72 million dollar project to contain such a beast.

I insert a $6.72 billion dollar project.

 

[smashfan666]

you get... ¢17

i insert Heat Man

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get an obsession that has been in effect for quite some time...

I insert a bull-market.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a star-spangled horse in a rodeo.

i insert a zippo lighter

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get O2 that suddenly realizes that they want out!

I insert grace.

 

[smashfan666]

You get how sweet the sound.

i insert a lakitu holding a camera

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get unnecessary camera movements.

I insert IS THAT REALLY NECESSARY?

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get two scoops of raisins.

I insert a sun.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Golden Sun for the Game Boy Advance.

I insert a Game Boy Advance.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a nintendo DS

i insert a wii

 

[Clownbot]

You get a pair of nunchuks.

I insert a strip of bacon.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get

I insert a pen.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a pencil.

i insert an ice cream sandwich.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a video series that somehow involves two guys randomly between you.

I insert the color eggshell.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a hen.

i insert a hilarious object which the object that comes out of the machine will be somehow related to.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me saying "Hi." That's pretty hilarious.

I insert fresh prints.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get The Fresh Prince

I insert Shrek

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get Warner Brothers plotting a hate crime.

I insert a bronze pallet.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a painting palette.

i insert a cup of coffee.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a chain of unwanted sizes for beverages. (why is their large equal to a small?)

I insert ?ylper ni egassem etouQ

 

[Jonkku]

You get ylprE kciuQ tsoP

I insert easily readable backwards text

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get ylprE kciuQ tsoP

ylprE kciuQ tsoP

ylprE

ylpeR

You get fixed!!!!!!

I insert ☭

 

[smashfan666]

you get an ACSII image i can't type in because of the board censors.

i insert a McCafé iced coffee milkshake beverage.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get suing suitcases.

I insert ®

 

[smashfan666]

you get copyright infringement.

i insert barbeque sauce.

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get OMGWTFBBQ!

I insert #O﹏O

 

[smashfan666]

you get :flame:

i insert :flame:

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get kkj gre gr ioqpoibh

I insert a fax machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a fax error

i insert Toy Story 2

 

[Smitty Werben Jaeger Man Jensen]

You get a long awaited........ um.................

crap, I know this............................................

Oh yeah, PINGAS!

I insert 3 yrotS yoT.

 

[smashfan666]

you get an Emperor Zurg action figure.

i insert a priceless malaysian millipede.

 

[KillerJawz]

You get a worthless malaysian millipede.

I insert a cookie.

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

You get crumbs.

I insert Chuck Norris.

 

[UberMario]

You get me.

I insert myself.

 

[KillerJawz]

You get Chuck Nor-- *BOOOOOOM*

I insert a Nintendo Wii

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

You get addiction.

I insert a 3$ bill.

 

[soju]

You get an ether

I insert Battletoads

 

[#HBC | Dark Horse]

You get "**** THIS GAME!!!"

I insert a sandwich.

 

[soju]

You get a MANWICH~

I insert a john