Vending Machine

[mars16]

You get a flap a B to A c some how


I insert cat and a dog and a number 3 to 4 diver punch of paper with new J'S

 

[smashfan666]

you get FATALITY!!!

i insert a giant rock.

 

[Rukako]

You get a nasty bump in the head.

I insert/stuff in the mafia chasing me.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a bullet to the head.

i insert A BUG?

 

[Elucifur]

You get Arakune and his bees.

I insert steamed meat buns.

 

[Phantom7]

You get a Krabby Patty!

I insert this post.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get an office

I insert the last post on this thread

 

[UberMario]

You get a post that is after the last post of this thread.

I insert a paradox.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a black hole.

i insert disappearing platforms.

 

[o-Serin-o]

You get a bootleg Mario game.

I insert an SD card

 

[Elucifur]

You get textures on your game.

I insert some hairspray.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a wig that smells like oranges.

i insert a topi.

 

[UberMario]

You get a penguin.

I insert a Bumpty.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a bumper, because I don't know what that is.

I insert a black hole.

 

[smashfan666]

you get swallowed by the black hole.

i insert a chainsaw.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a head.

I insert the Game.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a secret style! (AKA. homsar)

i insert a key.

 

[UberMario]

You get to jump through a giant key hole (YI-Style).

I insert the link to what a Bumpty is.

 

[smashfan666]

you get me intrigued.

i insert the amount of time it took me to wait for that page to load (50 seconds is my best guess)

 

[PSIQuasi]

you get 50 seconds taken out of your life span.

I insert the number of posts UberMario made.

 

[smashfan666]

you get an alternate UberMario, called OverclockedLuigi.

i insert WEEGEE.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get Luigi

I Insert Ducktales

 

[smashfan666]

you get Daffy Duck.

i insert A BUG?

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a glitch

I insert My full name; Jackson Jon Duff

 

[smashfan666]

you get Duffman.

i insert a router.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You get a computer.

I insert my post count.

 

[Clownbot]

You get what is no longer an evil number.

I insert the Keyblade.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You get the Bladekey.


I insert my avatar's hat.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a christmas tree.

i insert a hot bowl of ravioli.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You get a empty bowl.

I insert Super Smash Bros Brawl into the disc slot.

 

[Elucifur]

You get the disc back in tiny shattered pieces in the change slot.

I insert a tub of lard.

 

[smashfan666]

you get fat.

i insert the mustard of your DOOM!

 

[Phantom7]

You get a sandwhich of DOOM that destroys the entire universe.

I insert the period at the end of this sentence.

 

[UberMario]

You get a jail sentence.

I insert the ridiculously low "official" post count of smashfan.

 

[smashfan666]

you get every reason why it's stupid that forum game posts do not count towards one's total post count.

1. it's entirely pointless and is probably a bug in the system that needs to be fixed.

2. if it's intentional... then there is probably something wrong with whoever made it like that.

3. NO PAINT DAUBS!

4. forum game posts should count towards one's total post number just as much as any other.

5. again... NO PAINT DAUBS!

i insert what reasons 3 and 5 are a reference to.

 

[RetroAntonio]

You get NOTHING. YOU LOSE

I insert Willy Wonka

 

[UberMario]

You get a Chocolate bar that is worth $1000.

I insert the fact that the stat sheets say (incorrectly) that smashfan and I have posted exactly 1000 times on this site.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a health pack (those are rare!) and a power-up: mega legs.

i insert what that's a reference to. (and since you all probably can't guess the number of boards that went into the floor you're standing on, i'll just tell you the referenced movie's name: Spy Kids 3: Game Over)

 

[Jonkku]

You get told that I did get the reference without you telling it.

I insert Scrooge McDuck's first coin.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Mr. Krabs' first dollar.

i insert a half doe half buck (LOL! A DUCK!)