Vending Machine

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get electrocuted.

I insert a greasy pizza.

 

[Burrbomb]

You get the 90's.

I insert slot A

 

[smashfan666]

you get slot B

i insert waldo

 

[mars16]

You get a bark

I insert a red shoe with a white strap and a piece of blue far and a race car's mind

 

[smashfan666]

you get the wumpus.

i insert the remains of the "S.S. Mutant Almost-A-Chicken Duck"

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get a Pig-Satanic turtle hybrid.

I insert the 666 from smashfan666's name.

 

[starmatrix]

You get smashfan

I insert PSIQuasi's avatar

 

[Clownbot]

You get the devil!!!!!!!1110ne1!

EDIT: Ninja

You get screwed.

I insert 2012.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a justamyth.

i insert a japanese ice climber topi (baby seal, lol )

 

[PSIQuasi]

you get a limp corpse of a baby seal, and a bloody baseball bat (yey! 2 for 1 day!)

I insert a knee of Captain Falcon.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a FALCON PAWNCH! and a FALCON KICK!

i insert PSIQuasi's now-mangled face.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get a horrendous, new homunculus PSIQuasi.

I insert a bag of mutilation.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a bag of mutation.

i insert a mutant bag/pillowcase.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a monster that eats you.

I insert air.

 

[Clownbot]

You get evaporated water.

I insert melted ice.

 

[Jonkku]

You get condensated steam.

I insert the vending machine into a space-time wormhole.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You get a Falcon Punch, as well as a bill for the new vending machine.

I insert a can of tomatoes.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a Demon Tomato

i insert Mutoid Man & Evil M.C. (both from Smash TV)

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get a empty, rusty, urine-smelling can.

I insert a rubix cube

 

[smashfan666]

you get a flashy disco ball.

i re-insert every item already inserted and gained since the beginning of the game.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a black hole.

I insert a broken restart button.

 

[mars16]

You get no restarts

I insert a back full of needles and a mouth with fire breath

 

[smashfan666]

you get a spiky shell and the ability to breathe fire.

i insert urban dictionary.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get all of the stupid definitions on there, God help you now.

I insert an overload error.

 

[UberMario]

You get:

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.

I AM ERROR. PRESS ANY KEY TO RESTART.

...SYSTEM NOT FOUND. INSERT INSTALL DISC. DISC NOT FOUND.
PLEASE CONFIRM DISC COVER IS CLOSED.

READ ERROR. INSERT BOOT DISC AND PRESS ENTER. NO RESPONSE.
SYSTEM MAY BE BUSY OR MELTING INTO SLAG.

APPLICATION ERROR.
SAVE YOUR WORK AND QUIT.

YOU LOST EVERYTHING. WAY TO GO, GENIUS.

WAITING FOR PROCESSORS.

"404 computer hamsters not found."

THREAT LEVEL UPGRADED TO JELLY ROLL 1. DETONATION IMMINENT. BEEEBLEBLIP!

C:/ run query identification
C:/ run insult generator
C:/ results: go away yeti-lip!
CTRL ALT DEL!


I insert the game boss that that is quoted from.

 

[smashfan666]

you get another boss that speaks computer: Gravityman.EXE

i insert the RPG screens boss from Kirby Super Star.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You get the real name of the boss: Computer Virus


I insert Wracktail.

 

[smashfan666]

you get Fracktail.

i insert what Neo Exdeath's avatar is supposed to be: a fusion of meta knight and giratina.

 

[Neo Exdeath]

You get my current avatar.

I insert the sunglasses of smashfan's avatar.


(BTW, my last avatar was actually a fusion of Kirby and Giratina)

 

[Clownbot]

You get the coolness of Eddy's brother.

Spoiler

(Cause he was a huge jerk when he took 'em off.)

I insert a jawbreaker.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a free coupon for 50% off any item in the candy store!

i insert a cup of hot cocoa.

 

[Rukako]

*Smashfan gets a melted chocolate bar with half-eaten marshmellows in it.*

*I insert a dvd about Martial Arts.*

 

[smashfan666]

you get a yellow belt

i insert... uh... a... shoe?

 

[Rukako]

*Shoe is rejected, and it sends you flying away like how Team Rocket always did after getting electrocuted by Pikachu.*

*I insert my yellow belt*

 

[smashfan666]

you get JUDO KICK'D!

i insert a blaster.

 

[Rukako]

You get a broken flame-thrower.

I insert money to bribe my dvd back.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a mafia casing you down...

i insert fear itself.

 

[justaway12]

You get a rainbow.

I insert a Plum.

 

[UberMario]

You get a Peach.

I insert a crown.

 

[powuh_of_PIE]

You get a tiara.

I insert flap A into slot B.