Vending Machine

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a new computer.

I insert a troll.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a zombie.

i insert a touch typing handbook.

 

[justaway12]

You get Dora the Explorer.

I insert a yo-yo

 

[smashfan666]

you get a home run bat...

i insert a hersheys bar...

Spoiler

halloween makes me want to play Luigi's Mansion™

 

[uhmuzing]

You get Willy Wonka.

Spoiler

Yeah I dunno

I insert a can of Coke.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a can of Pepsi.

I insert a verb.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a noun (C Wut I Did Thar?)

i insert a topi.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

It wasn't funny.

You get a spelling correction.

I insert a MissingNo.

 

[SonicBlue77]

You get a circular ? block.

I insert a MP3 Player

 

[smashfan666]

you get a Lucky(?) Shroom.

i insert a stepoffijustgotofftrickortreatingandi'mreallytired

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get an Omnicron saying that "We don't do trick-or-treating in my country!"

I insert a .

 

[smashfan666]

you get a boss battle against "Possessed Admin"

i insert a wooden shield.

 

[mars16]

You get the ordon Sword

I insert a gamecube, PS3 and a bag of gum

 

[smashfan666]

you get the Wii, PS4, and Gummy.

i insert a battery bomb, (a bomb made of batteries)

 

[mars16]

You get the EXPLOSION

I insert Mario and Luigi also a bag of gum plus 2 cans of beans and this face with a bag of cat food.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get a sign from the machine saying "Overload Error".
Then the machine explodes.

I insert a new machine into the non-existent machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get continuation of the game.

i insert a can of ginger ale.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get Bowser's flame pipe.

I insert Bowser's adrenaline juice.

 

[smashfan666]

you get lots of emoglobins

i insert a pack of tic-tacs. (tic-tacs have only 1 and a half calories!)

 

[Clownbot]

You get a Kit Kat.

I insert a pack of bubble gum.

 

[PSIQuasi]

you get rotten teeth.

I insert a piece of paper saying "IS THIS NOT GLOBIN?!?!?!??"

 

[mars16]

You get got cheeze and I don't now why

I insert Dragon type and Ice type Pokemon

 

[PSIQuasi]

you get nothing.....but a Ho-oh crapped on you're shoe though.......

I insert mars16's crapped on shoe

 

[mars16]

You get toilet paper

I insert the Letter A and a

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get nothing.

I insert a sign stating "Stop".

 

[Mewtario]

You get a red metal octagon shot at you.

I remove my head and stuff it in the coin slot of the vending machine.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get gore.

I insert World of Warcraft.

(No hate responces, please.)

 

[PSIQuasi]

You are addicted to it, having a lvl 80 Human Mage, who the Horde enjoys killing just for S*%$s and Giggles.

I insert a Shuttle Loop Cancel to a Reverse Neo-DACUS

 

[smashfan666]

you get a copy of a normally nonexistent videogame called "Tony Hawk Skateboarding, Sonic edition"

i insert a DVD of Ed, Edd, n' Eddy's Big Picture Show.

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get buttered toast.

I insert a sword.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a lightsaber clone (beam sword)

i insert infinity hamburgers

 

[mars16]

You get a mallet some how

I insert a bag of bones some we** and a silver pistol

 

[smashfan666]

you get a bone gun covered in an substance we need not care to disclose.

i insert a pack of electric gum.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get an electrically fruity sensation in your mouth......and 100,000 gigavolts of electricity in your body.

I insert an IOU saying "IOU Something Funny"

 

[smashfan666]

you get a man named "funny joke"

i insert every avatar i had ever used so far (same as before, only there's more.)

 

[Burrbomb]

You get a silver key.

I insert Essence of Weegee

 

[Omnicron's Baklava Enterprises]

You get Weegeefied.

I insert Essence of Scouter.

 

[PSIQuasi]

You get a puff of smoke.

I insert a Full Hop Bowser Fire Breath Edgeguard.

 

[mars16]

You get a I'm not getting back to the edge

I insert a pack of blood and a red hat with an M on it and some blue and red overalls

 

[Jonkku]

You get a limb torn off of yourself.. That's what you get for trying to revive someone!

I insert my hand into the hole where all the stuff come out, hoping I can get something without paying.