Vending Machine

[smashfan666]

a doomsday device blows up in the machine.

i insert fleedle deedle

 

[Tacel]

You get deedle feedle.

I insert something.

 

[Clownbot]

You get nothing.

I insert a Lucario.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Sinnoh.

I insert Magmar.

 

[Clownbot]

You get Kanto. That was the first one, right?

I insert Pokemon Stadium 2.

 

[XACE-K]

You get Pokemon Stadium 3. (Make it Nintendo!!!)

I insert a nose.

 

[Clownbot]

You get an ear.

I insert a strand of my DNA.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a strand of mine

I put in a shiny pidgey

 

[XACE-K]

You get a shiny Drifloon.

I insert Clownbot.

 

[Clownbot]

You get ANOTHER shiny Drifloon.

I insert a hacked Sheik texture.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a hacked Zelda texture

I put in Impmon

 

[smashfan666]

you get random vending machine item.

i insert random inserted item

 

[XACE-K]

The vending machine kereximasplodes.

I insert a dollar into the broken vending machine.

 

[smashfan666]

you break it even further.

i fix it and insert a coin.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a soda.

I insert questionable reading material.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get pr0n

I insert a face

 

[smashfan666]

you get a butt.

i insert a million dollars in crummy smashed amusement park pennies.

 

[XACE-K]

You get the torture of counting them.

I insert eyes.

 

[markopoleoh]

you get offended O_o

i insert T3H PH1R3Z FR()M CHUCK N0RR1S

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You break the machine due to the concentrated manliness. However, it fixes itself again due to the manliness. The process repeats over 9000 times until the manliness runs out.

I insert shoes.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get socks

I put in Iran

 

[XACE-K]

You get the Middle East.

I insert a tv.

 

[Neherazade]

you get a microwave.

I insert a certain bell-ringing, manhole-flipping, insecticide-spraying 2-D figure.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a certain box-smashing, Cortex-crushing, chicken-killing 3-d charactor

I put in GTA4

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a pail and shovel.

I insert sand.

 

[Clownbot]

You get sleepy.

I insert Mr. Game & Swatch.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Mr. Gay Swatch and Me.

I insert a new look.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a better avatar! And a slightly more annoying writing style.

I insert an insult, *****.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a fight.

I accidentally insert a drink. *Slaps self* FCK!! I wanted that, I was thirsty!

 

[Clownbot]

You get a dollar. Reverse vending machines ftw.

I insert a bad pun.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a forced laugh.

I insert a pub.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a drunk Irish guy.

I insert an edit.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get a ninja

I put in a gimmick

 

[Clownbot]

You get a ninja.

I insert a sitcom.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a stand-up starring Bill Engvall.

I insert Bill Engvall.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a wad of Bills

I stare at the vending machine angrily, because I have nothing to insert.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get the vending machine whimpering.

I insert the Earth.

 

[smashfan666]

you get egg on your face

i insert a plastic goldfish

 

[The Fail Tracer]

you get egg on your face

i insert a rubber chicken

You get a plastic goldfish.

I insert wut i did thar.

 

[smashfan666]

you get killed off.

i insert slyfox's corpse