Vending Machine

[Jonkku]

You get a C (It's for cookie)

NINJA!
The police find the corpse you hid there and you go to jail.

I insert a cookie.

 

[smashfan666]

you get an F--, see me after class!!!

i insert the vending machine into itself

 

[Jonkku]

You get a hole in the rift of spacetime.

I insert duct tape over the hole.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a broken universe,

i insert universe fixing solution.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a paradox.

I insert a Sly DinkoFinTyXaceFrownadox.

 

[StinkomanFan]

you get a left out me.....

I put in yoshi

 

[smashfan666]

you get eaten by the machine.

i insert an egg i missed from an easter egg hunt 8 years ago

 

[Elucifur]

You get rotting egg filled with mold. But it's still pretty from all of the paint.

I put in "My Adventure Book".

 

[Tacel]

You get a Disney movie that is sad because that's how Disney rolls.

I insert an "lolwut?".

 

[The Fail Tracer]

Smashfan666 receives a message from some sort of robotic unit. http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1710172

...It was just handed to me by some strange robed guy, I swear!

I insert said http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/1710172

 

[smashfan666]

you get bad thing...

i insert my sorrow over losing rights to my fanfic "the internet adventure™"

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get my laughing

I put in the first copy of referenced fanfic

 

[Tacel]

You get you laughing.

Spoiler

Not me laughing.

I insert StinkomanFan's laughter.

Spoiler

Not mine.

 

[smashfan666]

you get smashfan's sorrow & hurt feelings...

i insert... oh.. what's the use? i'm probably just wasting my time anyway...

 

[StinkomanFan]

You finnally get my guilt and $4 mil.

I put in a rocket

 

[Jonkku]

You get a ninja, from science and outerspace!

I insert a clown.

 

[smashfan666]

You finnally get my guilt and $4 mil.

I put in a rocket

phew! thanks SMfan! i didn't notice this until just now, so, think we could work as equals?

oh, and finess: you get a chewed up pen.

i insert my hair

 

[Tacel]

You get it somewhere else...

I insert an answer.

 

[Jonkku]

You get corrupted. Your wish stays intact.

I insert some toast.

 

[smashfan666]

you get buttered toast.

i insert a cheat commandos "new bad guy girl character" figure

 

[XACE-K]

You get action figures.

I insert Iron Man.

 

[Jonkku]

You get the Man of Steel.

I insert a man of steal.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a makeshift police badge.

i insert a waddle dee.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get a daddle wee.

I insert my fist to the next person who posts here.

 

[Jonkku]

You get Marth's, Ike's and Lucario's ↓+B

I insert Alt + random numbers on the keypad.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

☻ ÐÃ sY.

I insert shoot in an arrow.

 

[StinkomanFan]

You get a bullet shot into you

I put in a buckit of chicken

 

[smashfan666]

you get a million dollars in quesos

i insert coffee.

 

[Jonkku]

"Achievement Unlocked: A socket to him"

I insert someone who gets the reference.

You get scalding coffe that attacks you.

I insert two ninjas.

 

[smashfan666]

you get NINJA'D!

i insert myself.

 

[XACE-K]

You get your corpse.

I insert Finland.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a buncha finlandians who want to kill you

i insert a ui window

 

[Elucifur]

...Finlandians? Really? Finlandians.

You get used inyourface.

I insert Finnish people.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a strong bad-signed copy of the book on "awesome"

i insert chewed gum

 

[XACE-K]

You get Iceland.

I insert someone seeing what I did thar.

Spoiler

If they know what I did there.

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get me.

I insert the smell of bacon in the morning.

 

[Elucifur]

You get the girl that I hate sunbathing.

I insert a vase/urn/jar.

 

[INSANE CARZY GUY]

you get your money back $50,$30,$1

I insert a bald cat

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get Link, breaking the jar to get a rupee.

I insert Link's anarchic behavior.

EDIT: Ninja'd. Insane, you get a hairy parrot.

 

[Elucifur]

You get a bunch of angry Cuccos.

I insert said bunch of angry Cuccos.