Vending Machine

[XACE-K]

???

I insert paint.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get the Kirby copy ability Paint.

I insert Kirby.

 

[XACE-K]

You get marshmallows.

I insert a xodarap.

 

[The Dinkoman]

*paradox*

I insert Lol, you can't read this on Classic Blue, Smash blue. But you can on Revolution.

 

[Elucifur]

I actually can read that.

I insert a DINGOMAN.

 

[XACE-K]

:O

You mispelled his name!!!

I insert Elucifur.

 

[Elucifur]

You get flames and destruction on the inside of your body.

I insert scissors.

 

[Clownbot]

You get cut.

I insert the Forbidden Seven.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a part of Brawl's coding that was never meant to be seen by human eyes.

I forcibly insert Clownbot.

 

[Clownbot]

You get pwn'd.

Nobody forcibly inserts me nto a magical vending machine and gets away with it.

I FORCIBLY AND OPENLY insert MPH_G&W.

 

[Elucifur]

You get Miles.

I insert a potluck picnic party.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get your friends' and family's worst recipies.

I insert OWAIT WHAT?

 

[The Fail Tracer]

You get OOOOHHHH YYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHH.

I insert a new look.

 

[Clownbot]

You get a terrible new avatar.

I insert 1000 points on Pikachu.

 

[MPH Deku]

You get a failure,

I insert Mr. Game & Watch's turtle.

 

[Elucifur]

You get really high priority.

I insert Toad.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a heckuva lot of 1-up mushrooms.

i insert pie.

 

[XACE-K]

You get cake.

I insert Brawl+

 

[smashfan666]

you get melee+

i insert a bob-omb.

 

[Jonkku]

You get a monkey.

I insert the weighted companion cube.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a vending machine that a splode in your hands.

i insert a smart bomb.

 

[Jonkku]

You explode, repeatedly, for several seconds.

I insert grammarz.

 

[smashfan666]

U g37 4 d1c710n4ry 0n 1337.
(you get a dictionary on leet)

i insert a gooey bomb

 

[Jonkku]

You get a Sticky-grenade, from TF2.

(you get a dictionary on leet)

0]-[ /¤13453, [)![) \,/0(_) 5312!0(_)51\,/ 7]-[1|\|1{ \/\/3 [)0|\|7 1{|\|0\/\/ 1337 5/¤33!{ ]-[3123?

I insert someone who can read that without any problems.

 

[smashfan666]

you get a piece of paper saying "error, i made a stupid -vendingworth"

i insert king dedede.

 

[The Dinkoman]

You get a rabbit with a cowboy hat.

I insert said rabbit.

 

[XACE-K]

You get a show.

I insert tv.

 

[The Dinkoman]

I ALREADY SAID THAT ONE

You get a mad Dinko.

I insert ACE-K

 

[XACE-K]

WTF's an ACE-K!?

I insert a confused Xace.

 

[Tacel]

You get an ACE-K.

I insert the next post.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get fail.

I insert 8.

 

[XACE-K]

You get 8D.

I insert a dictionary.

 

[smashfan666]

you get pie,

i insert a house

 

[The Dinkoman]

You get fail

I insert Vending Machine.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get "you get"s.

I insert thumbnails.

 

[Jonkku]

You break your thumb's nail. You also get nothing.

I insert said nothing.

 

[smashfan666]

you get 100,000,000 pounds of goat droppings.

i insert my computer.

 

[jigglyppuff8]

You get a microwave oven.

I insert a toaster oven.

 

[smashfan666]

you get vending machine pieces cause you blew it up.

i insert 1-up mushrooms

 

[The Dinkoman]

You get ded.

I insert said ded.