Un-Advanced Teqniques (ADDED SLAVERY)

[Tajem]

/b/ is everywhere, my friend. Prepare to BAWWWWWWWW

 

[higgins]

i love this section

 

[meleemaster500]

Sections added. YAY

 

[Senshuu]

Yay!
I think you should add Kirby to the Sucking section. Since, you know, he sucks all the time! Dedede, too.

 

[meleemaster500]

Yay!
I think you should add Kirby to the Sucking section. Since, you know, he sucks all the time! Dedede, too.

I probably will, but not for a while, still too busy

 

[smashmanic123]

alright heres the pic i was talking about earlier i think it might fit in nicely in the hugging section.

It was done by a guy named 2nd stamp on the funny brawl pics thread

 

[bearquat3]

BEARQUAT FAST FALLING

(named it after you because dats what everyones doing with techs, oh and i changed your quote.)

All too often, you get stuck in space, fighting becomes hard to do when everyone keeps flying around. this is where fast fall becomes useful, it makes you fall faster. this technique should only be used in places of no gravity, or else, there will be too much force, and your bones will shatter from the impact.

This is a useful fast fall, see the lack of land... OH and a MONKEY!!!!

this however is what happens when you fast fall along with gravity. SLLAAAMMO!

Loosing your bones is not such a bad idea if you're low enough tier, then you become as good a Kirby.

Owwww. That hurt, WTF I'M PINK and I have no bones GUAAAAARGH!!

Ha, nice addition, I love the comments. I wasn't expecting all this of my post. Great thread! :D

 

[meleemaster500]

POINTING

Some characters like to cheat. They have minions to do their work. It was recently discovered that certain characters have the ability to point. This technique greatly increases their control on their minions.

CO-Go Red Pikmin, we'll stay here and be a distraction. RP-LERRROOOYYYY!!!. BP-Wait a sec, I thought you said that Red was the distraction? YP- LOL, I'm a distraction!

Some characters that can do this technique have no minions, so far no use, except for distracting your opponents.

N- Look up in the sky, is it a bird? L- Is it this bug?

Pokemon Trainer has no attacks whatsoever, but his pointing skillz are flawless, he can have his pets fight for him!

PT-GO LIZARDON!(That's right i said it), USE "THROW GIANT ROCK ON THEM" ATTACK C- I think I'm holding it the wrong way.... owwch!

 

[meleemaster500]

new updates appear at the top of each section, and at the tread title, "pointing" was today's update, if you make your own, and i like it (low requirement there), i'll post it in the user created section.

 

[Mule50]

wow this thread is awesome

 

[h1roshi]

wow, this thread is full of win. this is truly a really funny thread. too good...peace

-hiro

 

[-Linko-]

FAST FAILING (Note: Also reffered as "Phast Phaling")
Just look at this vid by good ol' Gimpyfish. He uses it here three times in order to win the match:

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=21esqeZ8QVU

 

[SuperLink9]

Wow, I love this thread! can I try one? Maybe later...

 

[Crazy Ace 01]

CRAZY ACE 01 STANDING

Wario using the "CA01S" technique (pronounced chaos or *kay-awe-s*)

Dx3 "CA01S"

Donkey Kong "CA01S"

This new technique, discovered while I was in training mode, allows the instant cancellation of any horizontal, ground-based motion, as well as vertical, air-based motion. I'm still testing to see if it works with all characters, but so far it works with everyone. Tall characters seem to gain the most benefit from standing.

 

[E P I C]

... fail...

 

[-Linko-]

Just do "Ink Drop be the Trippin'"

 

[JustinAC]

what a massive waste of my time. massive massive massive waste

You make a ****ing DOUBLE post just to tell us how much of your time this is wasting? Biggest contradiction I've seen in my time on this board. Get a life and stop insulting people who try to lighten this place up, god knows this board needs it.

inb4: "But you're wasting your time by responding to me!"

Fail. You get your kicks harassing people who happen to have a sense of humor, something which most of this board lacks. I get my kicks from pointing out how stupid you people are.

Deal with it.

 

[meleemaster500]

CRAZY ACE 01 STANDING

Wario using the "CA01S" technique (pronounced chaos or *kay-awe-s*)

Dx3 "CA01S"

Donkey Kong "CA01S"

This new technique, discovered while I was in training mode, allows the instant cancellation of any horizontal, ground-based motion, as well as vertical, air-based motion. I'm still testing to see if it works with all characters, but so far it works with everyone. Tall characters seem to gain the most benefit from standing.

Hoping to be more funny, oh well i sill posted peoples' tech on the user made section

 

[Golem the Stern Father]

We needed a tread that is funny, but in its own, relates to that of the hot topics of AT's.
I was thinking...

Peeking

Ever wonder what your opponent will do next? (You won't on Wifi, but it's still fun)

Peeking allows the user to:
1) See what the person next to you might do next
2) Find a pattern in their movement on the controller and counter it
3) Find some interesting stuff (character-wise)
4) Play "Peek-a-Boo"

I see what you're really doing in there Bowser.

 

[meleemaster500]

We needed a tread that is funny, but in its own, relates to that of the hot topics of AT's.
I was thinking...

Peeking

Ever wonder what your opponent will do next? (You won't on Wifi, but it's still fun)

Peeking allows the user to:
1) See what the person next to you might do next
2) Find a pattern in their movement on the controller and counter it
3) Find some interesting stuff (character-wise)
4) Play "Peek-a-Boo"

I see what you're really doing in there Bowser.

Finally! a good user one, I guess i have to do my daily one sometime today, probably tonight.

 

[meleemaster500]

here's your Tuesday update

C-STICKING

When your friend is a noob, they like to C-stick. It's an annoying technique when fighting, you can hardly see the other players! While playing the single player mode, it was revealed that using the C-stick, you can zoom in, and out. Annoying isn't it.

Here is your friend being pwn'd by a computer Pikachu in classic mode, easy setting, as Wario.

Pressing up on the C-stick will zoom in...

Same friend, same easy computer Pikachu, just zoomed in more, to show the detail of their phailing. Notice that Metaknight and Yoshi are not visible.

...while pressing down will zoom out.

Your friend phailing again. Metaknight looks different, must be the lack of clothes.

C-sticking is always overused, and makes your friend feel like they are losing to less people. Use it to your advantage.

 

[Zindura]

I think we should add "Fighting" as an advanced technique.

Though stage hazards and human stupidity are still efficient killing tools, "Fighting" can be used in conjunction with such devices to greatly enhance your game.

 

[Arigon]

haha love it some people need to relax stop flaming and just relize that it is sometimes fun to make fun of games. This game was well done and sakurai (excuse any bad spellings) did an awesome job and shouldnt be flamed just b/c your fav char isnt in it. Love this thread.

 

[meleemaster500]

Here is the Wensday update v Don't worry, it's supposed to be like that, (hyphen = -)

HYPHEN SMASHING

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(----- -- ----- --- ------- ---- ---- --------- ----- ---- -----, -- --- - ------- ---- -----.)

--- --- -----, --- --- ----- -- -----, -------- ------- ---- -- -- ---- -------- ----- ------ ------. ---- -- ----- ---- ---- ------- ------, -- ----- --- ---- ------. ---- --------- ------ ---- -- ---- -- ------ -- -- -------, -- ----, ----- ---- -- --- ---- -----, --- ---- ----- ---- ------- ---- --- ------.

---- -- - ------ ---- ----, --- --- ---- -- ----... -- --- - ------!!!!

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------- ---- ----- -- --- ---- - --- ---- -- ---'-- --- ------ ----, ---- --- ------ -- ---- - -----.

-----. ---- ----, --- -'- ---- --- - ---- -- ----- ----------!!

 

[meleemaster500]

for those who don't get the reference, watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8e8zUqP8yu4

just kidding, there is no reference, it was random pictures to an all hyphenated post

 

[meleemaster500]

if people could really give me feedback on the posts, it would be appreciated, so i know how to make them as funny/awesome as possible.

 

[xDARKLINKx]

L
O
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Hypen smashing was the *PERFECT ADDITION* .

i think qraq walk should be next.

 

[Oblivion129]

This is really funny. LOL @ Hugging.
Im surprised no flaming technique was posted.

 

[meleemaster500]

U
R
RIGHT

i need to do flaming, tomarrow's update, here i come!

 

[meleemaster500]

and after that, maybe the iraq, crack, or quack walk (smack, slack, flack, knack, pack, hack, back, lack... some idea i came up with)

 

[meleemaster500]

A flamer Update would be easy, but the Craq walk one is hard to think of, ideas?

 

[timbers92]

I don't have any ideas for Craq walking.

That hyphen smashing was a nice addition though. When I get Brawl , that'll be one of the first techniques I'll try to learn.

 

[goodkid]

Hyphen smashing isn't really new. It is just a dash-canceled smash. You can do it in melee by jump-canceling your up-smash., by pressing up on the control stick while running and c-stick at the same time. For D and F smash all you have to do is press down on control stick and c-stick at the same time.

 

[meleemaster500]

Organized-ed

 

[meleemaster500]

LULZ, I'm "Double Posting" technique

 

[mista_mista]

Hyphen smashing isn't really new. It is just a dash-canceled smash. You can do it in melee by jump-canceling your up-smash., by pressing up on the control stick while running and c-stick at the same time. For D and F smash all you have to do is press down on control stick and c-stick at the same time.

Couldn't you at least read 1 sentence of this topic? Maybe?

 

[meleemaster500]

Hyphen smashing isn't really new. It is just a dash-canceled smash. You can do it in melee by jump-canceling your up-smash., by pressing up on the control stick while running and c-stick at the same time. For D and F smash all you have to do is press down on control stick and c-stick at the same time.

Re-read the beginning of this post, these are joke techniques, not the real deal, and sometimes not even based off of them, Hyphen Smashing, Hyphens are this - , that mark, the key next to zero makes hyphen, smashing the hyphen button several times led to the post. (well accually, i just replaced every letter of another post, with hyphens, then added random pictures)

 

[xDARKLINKx]

Wait....i thought this thread was for making fun of joke techniques.

For ex. Hypen smashing, is a joke. So i thought thats why it was clowned on. Someone thought they were gonna be cool and name it that stupidity of a name, when all it is is a JCed upsmash.

 

[meleemaster500]

I just thought Hyphen Smashing had no origin for the name, so i pun'd the word hyphen, otherwise it would have been an even more stupid fake technique, like "colon bashing" *writes that down*

 

[Hitzel]

I'm totally in this FAQ...